‘Best ad ever?’ Dripping, semi-nude candidate won’t go to strip clubs … ‘anymore’ [video]

Jeffrey Alan Wagner is reportedly a Democratic-Farmer-Labor Party candidate in the race to replace the Minneapolis mayor. And he has an ad … an ad in which he promises to “not even go to the strip clubs anymore.”

If that isn’t hawt, we don’t know what is. This can’t be real, can it?

He’s also “cool with making $100,000 a year,” just so you know. Also, “Wake the f*ck up!”

Greatest campaign ad ever made?

Scariest ad ever?

Either way, people are talking.

How’s this for an endorsement?

According to HyperVocal, @modernrocktc is his Twitter feed. Here’s the bio, complete with “Your Moms bedroom” as his location.

jeff-wagner-twitter-bio

If that Twitter account is legit, then this is his Facebook page. According to the relationship status, he’s single ladies.

Exit snark about the party ID of this “foul-mouthed sexist and borderline racist.”

Editor’s note: The title has been amended to include a quote from Wagner. This post has been updated with additional tweets.

  • CatHerder

    I notice he didn’t say he’d go to the strip clubs any less.

  • CatHerder

    I notice he didn’t say he’d go to the strip clubs any less.

  • bicentennialguy

    Another perv running for public office. Should be a shoo-in.

  • bicentennialguy

    Another perv running for public office. Should be a shoo-in.

  • Stephen K

    He sounded like he was halfway in the bag already when he made that spot.

  • walterc

    Not surprised he’s a Demoncrat. Probably win . . .then hire Anthony Wiener as Chief of Staff.

    • Right Wired

      I bet Anthony would love that job.

    • Right Wired

      I bet Anthony would love that job.

  • BoscoBolt

    Gross.

  • BoscoBolt

    Gross.

  • therealguyfaux

    Everyone realizes he IS “taking the piss,” right?
    And I don’t mean, in his trunks, while waist-deep.

  • therealguyfaux

    Everyone realizes he IS “taking the piss,” right?
    And I don’t mean, in his trunks, while waist-deep.

  • WhoMeToo

    Hey Minneapolis ==> RUN!!!!! O.O

  • Donaldsays#FreePaulieWalnuts

    Well, if he happens to lose, he can always run for Mayor of San Diego California.

  • Donaldsays#FreePaulieWalnuts

    Well, if he happens to lose, he can always run for Mayor of San Diego California.

  • tops116

    Cue obligatory Clinton joke.

  • The Jackal

    Jesus Christ, Is this the best we can get? It gets worse & worse every day. Founding Fathers must be rolling over in their graves. What a Douche Bag!

  • Wag_a_Muffin (D)

    So this is what we get for politicians now? “Well, at least I’m less obnoxious than that Wiener guy?”

  • Clete Torres

    Every person I have EVER met from Minnesota is as whacked as this guy.

    Every. Single. One.

    What the hell is in the water up there?

  • gman213

    Hell..I would vote for that dude…lol, it would be interesting to watch. Besides…I don’t live there.