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‘PWND!’ Rights are hard: Piers Morgan reminds everyone that ‘he’s the dumbest man alive’

Posted at 1:46 pm on September 12, 2013 by Twitchy Staff | View Comments

Snickering madly! Welp, the sky is blue so Piers Morgan decided to remind everyone of a little something:

Yep. Dumbest. Man. Alive. What did he do to expose his own idiocy today?

Nope.

Oh honey. Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you really do abuse the privilege. Perhaps there should be an Amendment for that?

Twitter users pulled no punches when providing the bless his heart-y Morgan with some schooling. And delicious mockery:

Ask and ye may receive! National Review’s Charles Cooke weighed in and gave Musket Morgan the business:

He then offered to debate the idjit Piers.

He never took Ace of Spades up his offer either.  Gee, we wonder why?

Yeah, funny that.

Make. It. Happen.

And some exit snark for the win:

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  • nc

    God beat you to it, Piers. It’s in the Ten Commandments.

    • CatHerder

      Oh, very good! You may have my hide for a rug on request!

    • trixiewoobeans

      I’ve never seen a man so terrified of being shot! Perhaps if he shut his big, fat blowhole, he wouldn’t be so fearful! A couple trips to a firing range and some expert instruction might put some hair on his chest, too.

      • Billie Slash

        He went to a shooting range here in Texas–with TED NUGENT!!
        (I think you can check out their CNN interview on youtube)
        Predictably, The Nuge tore him a new one.

        • trixiewoobeans

          Uncle Ted huh? Maybe someone less…combustible…for Pantywaist Morgan.

          • Billie Slash

            LOL!

            Subject: Re: New comment posted on ‘PWND!’ Rights are hard: Piers Morgan reminds everyone that ‘he’s the dumbest man alive’

      • right_on

        If he’s so afraid of being shot, he should return to England. Then, he can worry all he wants about being beheaded.

      • Chrissy the Hyphenated

        Why does he live here then? Isn’t Britain a gun free zone or something?

        • trixiewoobeans

          He’s in trouble with the law in Britain…and they despise him.

          • http://commentspammersmustdie.blogspot.com/ Kakarot

            Well, we got half of that going here already.

            Maybe someone can get him on a gun charge or something.

        • trixiewoobeans

          He’s in trouble with the law in Britain…and they despise him.

        • Ken Alan Draper

          he’s got a prison cell waiting for him in England for hacking cell phones that’s why he he’s here.

        • Ken Alan Draper

          he’s got a prison cell waiting for him in England for hacking cell phones that’s why he he’s here.

    • http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/ Evi L. Bloggerlady

      Warning, this may be vistually disturbing…

      Piers Morgan just wants attention.

  • neoface

    Wasn’t he deported? If not he should be!!!

    • http://commentspammersmustdie.blogspot.com/ Kakarot

      Rumor has it England refused to let him back in.

    • rssllue

      Let him be king of a floating city in the middle of the Atlantic. Master of his own fiefdom! Let’s start a collection for the building permit.

  • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

    sigh. Piers…just leave.

    • John Smith

      Even his country men don’t want him.

      • Mekadave

        Jeremy Clarkson begged us not to send Piers back.

  • JeffWRidge

    I guess this shouldn’t surprise me since Dianne Feinstein said that it was legal to hunt humans. It’s like the far-left just has to keep one-upping each other with their stupid comments. I think that Musket is ahead on style points right now, but the contest is still close.

  • Barry A. Brewer

    I’d like to propose a new Constitutional Amendment that makes ignorant Brits like @piersmorgan stop telling us how to run our country.

    This was also covered, by the Declaration of Independence and the subsequent Revolution (started, ironically, because Brits decided to grab the Colonists’ guns)

  • Clayton Grant

    Piers should read and “try” to understand what final sparks actually lead to the American Revolution.
    1. The 1774 import ban on firearms and gunpowder.
    2. The 1774-75 confiscations of firearms and gunpowder.
    3. the use of force to support the confiscations.
    These are the events that primed the political tension into a shooting war. Each of these British abuses should give him just a little insight for the Second Amendment.

  • © Sponge

    One would think he would get tired of the taste of shoe leather, but no. He continually puts his foot in his mouth as if he has some weird personal foot fetish.

  • SPQR9

    We need to work on the White House petition to deport this moron.

    • Clayton Grant

      The UK got more signatures on their “We Don’t Want Him Back” petition. :(

      • Corey Dennison

        Meh…it’s a wash: They’re stuck with Madonna, so we’re almost even with them. :)

        • Chrissy the Hyphenated

          Seriously? Madonna moved away? Sweeeet.

  • CarolinaGirl3

    How does this idiot walk upright without printed instructions?

    • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

      Like my Daddy used to say, he’s couldn’t pour P out of a boot if the directions were written on the heel.

      • Sonus

        Morgan is so stupid he has to take his shoes off and drop his pants to count to 21.

        20 & 1/2 maybe.

  • therealguyfaux

    Hey Pughe! I’d like to see you go back to the UK and face charges for perjury, for your lying about voicemail hacking and printing photoshops as being the real incident .You know, the lies you told the Leveson Inquiry, about your time as a tabloid editor?

  • Steve_J

    Stupid is as stupid does and Musket does do a lot.

  • Stupid Republic

    I thought we fought a war to get stinking limey know-it-alls off our backs.

    Is there a way we can smuggle him to, say Mexico?

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Mail him to Abu Dhabi…. #Gargield XD Jawamax 8<{D}

      • Ken Alan Draper

        nah, drop him in North korea.

      • Ken Alan Draper

        nah, drop him in North korea.

  • gman213

    I suggest a new amendment to suspend immigration so dipshits like you stay home.

  • bungopony

    Really Piers,have at ‘im!If “gun nuts” are “stupid”,you’ll be battling an unarmed(so to speak) man.Go on Mr. Cooke,get drunk.then you’ll have an excuse when he kicks you around(figuratively),like a wretched cur.No,wait,that won’t work-I’ve seen Piers in action-when it’s your time to speak,it’s still his-how loud can you shriek?

  • bungopony

    Take a hike,Morgan-a long walk offa short Piers?

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    Man, so many awesome tweets to re-tweet…. seems Twitter is down?

  • LegalizeShemp

    Pierced Organ is using another familiar left wing tactic, that being, after a tragedy, crime or incident, promising to pass some law “to make sure this never happens again”. Of course, no law will ever prevent anything from ever happening again, it’s just a ploy to get more government regulation passed by fooling the public into thinking they are getting a Utopia in return.

  • LegalizeShemp

    Note that liberals lump justifiable gun violence right in with unjustifiable gun violence. They think even people who are endangering or threatening the lives of others should also be exempt from the use of deadly force, the same as innocent people. Just another in the long line of argumentative fallacies in the pantheon of liberal stupidity.

  • Scott

    Nobody watches his pathetic show this is why he has no choice but to stir up the pot by Tweeting ridiculous nonsense like he does in hopes of creating interest in his show. There should be a way to VOTE HIM OFF of TWITTER!!!

    • Chrissy the Hyphenated

      But it’s so much fun to mock him!

  • TheAnthillGoddess

    I propose we swap him for my friend’s husband who had to miss the birth of their son because immigration (the LEGAL kind!) got jacked up. He’s still in England waiting to get all the paperwork straightened out. At least then Piers would do ONE good friggin’ thing in his life! (And my friend’s husband LIKES getting to go shooting when he’s over here!)

  • John Alvarado

    People we can all make Piers Morgan disappear we just have to ignore him. Ignore his show and he’ll just be unemployed! IT’ll be the greatest day ever!

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      I’d rather watch C.W., Jonathan Hunt, or Stu Varney, at least THEY get it… Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Right Wired

    If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college – Louis Black

  • rambler

    Piers is free to go back to jolly old England where he won’t have to worry about being shot. He could be beheaded instead.

  • AmericanMom

    Piers we’d like a constitutional amendment to give an intelligent American citizen your job and send you back to the UK in a rubber boat without paddles.

  • $35072932

    The H2 @TheH2
    .@piersmorgan we covered that in the Declaration of Independence in the course of telling another a…hole Brit to f…k off.

    Best response so far.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Hey Musket Morgan, does you “Amendment” include the right to NOT be on such shows as “WORLD’S DUMBEST…” and “1,000 Ways to Die?” Just askin’… Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Stephen L. Hall

    “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men . . . are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life . . . .” — Declaration of Independence.

    I think that precludes the government from shooting us . . . or drone striking us . . . without a trial. Rights are, of course, the freedom from government interference, excepting, naturally, those duly convicted under the process of law.

  • LegalizeShemp

    Why do all these liberals remain in the US, a country they say is filled with racists,sexists, homophobes and gun-toting rednecks ready to shoot anyone that crosses their path? Why don’t they return to those Utopian countries they always praise and hold up as models of perfection that the US should emulate? You know, the Turd World social septic tanks they came from?

  • Doc Farmer

    Uh, Piers, you DO know that murder isn’t exactly legal here in America, right? They should have covered that in your orientation…

  • Danny Wheeler

    Mr. Cooke here so wins this! I applaud this dude!

  • right_on

    ‘PWND!’ Rights are hard: Piers Morgan reminds everyone that ‘he’s the dumbest man alive.’
    I didn’t need reminding. But, he’s not the dumbest. Ahead of him on the list is Joe Biden, John Kerry, and perhaps, our President.

  • chitownmom

    I don’t know who Charles C W Cooke is, but he should do the math here: “For two centuries, tea has given the British the fortitude to debate one another on television.” Really? 200 years of television? Boris Rosing, Vladimir Zworykin, Philo Farnsworth and Charles Jenkins would be surprised to learn this.

    • Chrissy the Hyphenated

      Maybe he was trying to provoke Piers into actually replying by giving him something to mock?

  • EDUCATEDPATRIOT

    About the only thing left for this idiot is to leave CNN and join MSNBC. Hitting rock bottom and starting to dig…

    • Chrissy the Hyphenated

      No no no … there’s still al Jazeera

  • http://ndgoon.blogspot.com Goon

    Can we have Piers deported? This guy is a clown.

  • Misanthrope

    Glad Morgan doesn’t object to me taking a bat to his empty head.

  • jukin

    Piers should learn that it is better to let us all think that he is just shy of 75IQ points rather than tweeting and proving us all correct

  • Wiki David

    Isn’t this moron here on an H-2A temp work visa? Can’t be an H-1B, we already have idiots in the liberal news.

  • tops116

    Remember when Piers banned Dana Loesch from his show for expressing an opinion about British gun laws? So, when does Piers ban himself from his show? Not like that would hurt the ratings.

  • Ronald Green

    I guess the self deportation paperwork got snafu’d in D.C.

  • Jeremy
  • Jeremy
  • https://youtu.be/h82D5ZvcALM CrustyB

    Another freedom-hating British loyalist who can’t tell the difference between owning a gun and murdering an innocent.

  • https://youtu.be/h82D5ZvcALM CrustyB

    Another freedom-hating British loyalist who can’t tell the difference between owning a gun and murdering an innocent.

  • ceemack

    Murder is illegal. Sadly, stupid is not.

  • ceemack

    Murder is illegal. Sadly, stupid is not.

  • The Jackal

    You’re a special kind of stupid, aren’t you!

  • briscuit

    Does he have his special Feinstein credentials yet?

    • http://commentspammersmustdie.blogspot.com/ Kakarot

      Most of them. The knee pads are on back-order.

      (the New York Times ordered a set for each of their political reporters and cleaned out the supply)

      • briscuit

        Brilliant!

    • http://commentspammersmustdie.blogspot.com/ Kakarot

      Most of them. The knee pads are on back-order.

      (the New York Times ordered a set for each of their political reporters and cleaned out the supply)

  • http://Twitter.com/jkerrysforehead John Kerry’s Forehead

    Morgan thinks “constitutional” is something he does after his morning coffee. Moron. Thanks a lot, UK, for kicking him out. Is this payback for the Revolutionary War?

  • Dude

    Piers Morgan, promoting saving the lives of violent criminals.

  • Trudy Hill

    All the free thinkers left England years ago and had a tea party. This Piers guy is another example of why we left.

  • alanstorm

    “I’d like to suggest a new amendment to the U.S. Constitution that enshrines the right NOT to be shot/killed by a gun.”

    Sounds like another “intellectual” to me. Presumably, he would be OK with being beaten to death with a blunt instrument, strangled, stabbed, smothered, etc.?

    Sorry, a British accent may SOUND educated to us ignorant colonists, but Mr. Morgan has just disproved that conjecture quite conclusively. One would think that someone who makes his living with words would know how to use words, but this is, alas, not the case.

  • Ken Alan Draper

    “I’d like to suggest a new amendment to the Constitution: The right NOT to be exposed to @piersmorgan idiocy.”

    Actually that’s already covered by the eighth amendment. I formally request Morgan be deported as per the eighth amendment.

  • Ken Alan Draper

    “I’d like to suggest a new amendment to the Constitution: The right NOT to be exposed to @piersmorgan idiocy.”

    Actually that’s already covered by the eighth amendment. I formally request Morgan be deported as per the eighth amendment.