‘Not yet begun to fight, because it isn’t time sensitive’: Slamming POTUS with Obama-style quotes

We’ve mentioned that y’all should be following @ExJon on Twitter before. If you aren’t yet, what are you waiting for? @ExJon brought the funnies once again on Saturday when he lambasted President Not Time Sensitive as only he can. As Twitchy reported, President “Like, Whenever” Obama says that military action in Syria is “not time sensitive.” No rush, guys! Syria can wait and stuff.

Plus, you know, it’s time to hit the links.

ExJon got things rolling by giving military quotes an Obama-esque twist.

Gasping!

Other citizens followed hilarious suit.

Twitter users know that sometimes you must laugh so that you don’t end up curled in the fetal position, weeping.

ExJon ends with a Teachable Moment ™:

And the always brilliant Iowahawk helps to bring it all home:

Once again … Fore-ward!

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Like, whenever, OK? Obama says military action in Syria ‘not time sensitive’

  • Guest

    “The British Are Coming! The British Are Coming!!” – Paul Revere
    “Nah, don’t worry about it. It’s not time sensitive. We’ll take care of it later, now watch this drive!” – General Washington

    • Frank Drebin

      One, if by Land

      Two, if by water-hazard

      • Andy from Beaverton

        Fore! if by air

  • Jack Deth

    “There are more of them than there are of us. Ergo, there are more of them to kill!”

    Oh, wait…. We’re going this alone?!!!

    And no one else understands “time sensitive”?

    Call me later. I have a Tee Time!

  • Spasmolytic

    “Stupid is as stupid does” — Forrest Gump

  • http://discus.com yourmamatoo

    Sergeant Schultz.
    I know nothing.

  • nc

    I know! I know! This is the “Super Sly Reverse Surprise.” Brilliant, right? Hey, where’s everybody going?

  • Walter Sobchak

    “Small boys attack!” – Clifton Sprague
    “Meh, it’s not really time-sensitive” – Chester Nimitz

  • Steve_J

    “I only regret I have but one life to give for my country, yours”.
    ————————-
    edited to get the first part of the quote correct.

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com CO2 Producer

    “Remember the alarm clock has a snooze button!”

  • adam

    Good thing his presidency IS time sensitive

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      For now. I’m sure there are those still kicking around the idea of repealing the 22nd amendment.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      For now. I’m sure there are those still kicking around the idea of repealing the 22nd amendment.

  • TJCrane_NCC1701

    We are with you, sire! For Sparta, for freedom, to the death…..you know, someday…..—Stelios (300).

  • stuckinIL4now

    Yeah, not time-sensitive cuz today is only September 1–we’re 10 days short of distracting from 12 years since 9/11–and 1 year from Benghazi.

    • 0bamasnought

      Hmmm, the image of Congress on 11 September, voting NO on war.
      Who’s say’s this man can’t bring us together.

    • trixiewoobeans

      Yeah, and the “Million Muslim March” coming up shortly.

      • bonnieblue2A

        Is that when the Muslim Brotherhood walks outside of the White House and proclaims victory?

  • John

    Now is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the time to look at our watches to see how much time we have left – Winston Churchill.

  • Guest

    John Paul Jones – “I have not yet begun to fight”

    • Hell-Cat

      “and I may not….for awhile.”

    • Hell-Cat

      “and I may not….for awhile.”

  • Maxx

    “Don’t shoot until you see the whites of their snowfall!”

  • DaPicayune

    BHO: “Forward”,… to the rear.

  • DaPicayune

    BHO: “Forward”,… to the rear.

  • Love of Country

    I Shall Return! (race relations to the 1950’s)

    ….Barack Hussein Owebamao

  • Love of Country

    I Shall Return! (race relations to the 1950’s)

    ….Barack Hussein Owebamao

  • Love of Country

    No Mission Too Difficult, No Sacrifice Too Great, Politics First!

    … Barack Hussein Owebamao

  • Love of Country

    No Mission Too Difficult, No Sacrifice Too Great, Politics First!

    … Barack Hussein Owebamao

  • TJ

    You will be in so much trouble when we tell your father what you did when he gets home. #timesentive

  • TJ

    You will be in so much trouble when we tell your father what you did when he gets home. #timesentive

  • bo1921

    There he stands like a stonewall, because, uh, you know, it’s not really a time sensitive thing.

  • bo1921

    There he stands like a stonewall, because, uh, you know, it’s not really a time sensitive thing.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    That’s funny..Custer didn’t say counter-attacking at Little Big Horn wasn’t #TimeSensitive and his unit got Massacred….Perhaps a lesson here?
    1) Always make sure you’re NOT outnumbered.
    2) Bring the right Weapon(s), you can’t fight wars with knives or pea-shooters;
    3) Stay WELL EQUIPED and WELL FED! And,
    4)DON”T GET YOURSELF KILLED!!
    Jawamx 8<{D}

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    That’s funny..Custer didn’t say counter-attacking at Little Big Horn wasn’t #TimeSensitive and his unit got Massacred….Perhaps a lesson here?
    1) Always make sure you’re NOT outnumbered.
    2) Bring the right Weapon(s), you can’t fight wars with knives or pea-shooters;
    3) Stay WELL EQUIPED and WELL FED! And,
    4)DON”T GET YOURSELF KILLED!!
    Jawamx 8<{D}

  • Adela Wagner

    “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you might get around to, maybe, if it’s convenient and you find the time, to do for your country”-JFK

  • Adela Wagner

    “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you might get around to, maybe, if it’s convenient and you find the time, to do for your country”-JFK

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    It is our Finest Hour, I’ve made a Hole-In-One! -Churchill XD (No disrespect, sir…) Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Catchance

    Nevah, nevah, nevah, nevah give up your 9:30 tee time.

  • therealguyfaux

    “We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing
    grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight
    in the hills– or not, depending on whether we have time to do it later… we’ll see how it goes”

    Winston Churchill

  • ceemack

    “Never in the field of human conflict has so much been owed by so many to so few, in a non-time-sensitive kind of way.” – Winston Churchill

  • ceemack

    “We shall fight them on the beaches, we shall fight them on the landing grounds, we shall fight them in the fields, but it won’t be time-sensitive.” – Winston Churchill

    • Nan

      “We shall fight them on the greens, we shall fight them in the sand traps, we shall fight them in the water hazards, gotta go, tee time calls.” – Barry O

  • Sakemoto

    You may fire when ready Gridley. Or whatever floats your boat.

  • Sakemoto

    Damn the torpedoes and full speed ahead or maybe just idle in and throw flowers at the enemy.

  • Sakemoto

    Today is a good day to die but I prefer to wait until some later date.

  • Sakemoto

    War is HELL but the long wait in the Walmart line is worse.

    • capisce

      “War is hell…see if Reggie is free for Spades after my golf game.”

  • Sakemoto

    Praise the Lord and pass the Arugula.

  • Sakemoto

    Put your trust in God but keep your ammo dry while I dither for a day, a week or month.

  • arttie

    Obama as Harry Morgan as the crazy general on an episode of Mash prior to the Col. Potter role.

    • stuckinIL4now

      Good one!

      • arttie

        It was General Steele. O would have to be General Over Cooked Linguini.

  • Sakemoto

    A man that eloquent deserves to be saved but it’s not time-sensitive. Patton at the Battle of the Bulge.

  • Sonya A. Willis

    “I have not yet begun to fight because I’m waiting on the poll numbers.” – John Paul Jones

  • capisce

    “Only the dead have seen the end of war…so we get to it whenever”

  • David

    George S. Patton: “A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week” . . .

    As adopted by Obama: “A plan? Sheesh, I guess I’ll have to get one when I get around to it.”

  • ToyZebra

    “We have nothing to fear but my ego itself.”

  • arttie

    It will go from “not time sensitive” to “at this point, in time, what difference does it make?”

    Bless Hillary for giving us a most useful line that fits so many situations. I see why she was so effective as SoS. (no, no, no not the military mess meal) /end of snarc

  • Ken Alan Draper

    “I want you to know that no one has ever won a war by dying for his country, he has won a war by sending some other poor dope to die for his country in a non time sensitive manner”-Blood & guts Obama

  • Ken Alan Draper

    it is good that war is so non time sensitive, we should grow too fond of it.- Robert E. Lee (Obamatized)

  • arttie

    Whereas we and you and our people and your people, free since ancient times, share the same national ancestry and are urged to come together more eagerly and joyfully in friendship by a common language and by common custom, we have sent you our beloved kinsman, the bearers of this letter, to negotiate with you in our name about permanently strengthening and maintaining inviolate the special friendship between us and you, so that with God’s will our nation (nostra nacio) may be able to recover her ancient liberty. Not necessarily time sensitive though said Robert Bruce Obama

  • Ken Alan Draper

    “Some of you young men think that war is all glamour and glory,
    but let me tell you, boys, it is all Non Time sensitive!
    General William T. Sherman (Obamatized)

  • Ken Alan Draper

    “The way to win an atomic war is to make certain it’s never Time sensitive.”
    General Omar N. Bradley (Obamatized)

  • Ken Alan Draper

    Though we have heard of stupid haste in war, cleverness has never been seen associated with long delays.
    -Sun Tzu, the Art of War

  • Ken Alan Draper

    Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of Non time sensitive battle.
    George S. Patton (Obamatized)

  • Ken Alan Draper

    Quotable Quote
    “Non time sensitive Nuts ”
    ― General Anthony Clement McAuliffe (Obamatized)

  • Ken Alan Draper

    “So they’ve got us surrounded, good! Now we can fire in any direction, those b*****ds won’t get away this time, But it’s not time sensitive!”
    CHESTY PULLER, USMC (Obamatized)

  • Ken Alan Draper

    “Non time sensitive Panic sweeps my men when they are facing the AMERICAN MARINES.”
    CAPTURED NORTH KOREAN MAJOR (Obamatized)

  • Ken Alan Draper

    WE STOLE THE EAGLE FROM THE AIR FORCE, THE ANCHOR FROM THE NAVY AND THE ROPE FROM THE ARMY. But it wasn’t time sensitive.

  • Ken Alan Draper

    “The raising of that flag on Suribachi means a MARINE CORPS for the next 500 years. but it’s not time sensitive.”
    JAMES FORRESTAL, SECRETARY OF THE NAVY (Obamatized)

  • KBS2011

    Ready…Aim…Fire!

  • therealguyfaux

    “If [Japan] do[es] not now accept our terms, they may expect a rain of ruin from the air the likes of which has never been seen on this earth– and may not even be seen for awhile yet, still, as it isn’t particularly time-sensitive.” -Harry S. Truman, August 7, 1945

  • therealguyfaux

    “I came– I saw– I sat on my ass, because, hey, I had a little time to kill…” Gaius Julius Caesar

  • WJGBalderama

    “You may fire when ready, Ridley. What? Not until next week? Well, that’s OK then. Pipe it in. I’ll be in my stateroom playing cards.”

  • WJGBalderama

    ‘I love the smell of cordite in the morning. And Deluxe Breakfast with waffles.’

  • http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/ Apostic

    Come and take them — when you have a moment.

  • JD Olson

    “Can I just eat my waffle?”

  • Paul C.

    Fu$k it leave it to congress, I’m going golfing!!

  • Trudy Hill

    uh is the goal to stop more gassing of Syrians? The next ones in line might disagree about TIME SENSITIVE!

  • Roto

    “What difference does a time-sensitive attack make?!?!!”

  • cscape

    “With confidence in our armed forces – with the unbounding determination of our people – we will gain the inevitable triumph – so help us God!” (but it’s not time sensitive)

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    To be prepared for War is one of the most effectual means of preserving peace. – George Washington
    Barack Obama, Not so much…Just pass the strawberry preserves please….

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    Tora, Tora, Tora my ass….my tea water is ready…

  • Ken Alan Draper

    I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible non time sensitive resolve.”-Isoruku Yamamoto (Obamatized)

  • Ken Alan Draper

    “You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a non time sensitive rifle behind each blade of grass.”-isoruku Yamamoto (Obamatized)