‘Nation’s most trusted’: Rep. Steve Stockman comes to hilarious defense of Cory Booker’s imaginary friend ‘T-Bone’

It’s come to light that the “thug” friend Newark mayor and U.S. Senate candidate Cory Booker has spoken of on the campaign trail is imaginary.

Texas Rep. Steve Stockman, one of the funniest tweeters in Congress, offered some facts about T-Bone you might not have known:

Rep. Stockman hopes the latest news about Booker doesn’t cost T-Bone his job:

Ha! Well played, Rep. Stockman.



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  • Keith

    Democrat caught in a lie….SHOCKER!!!!

  • Clete Torres

    I guess this drives a ‘steak’ through the heart of Cory Booker’s T-Bone character.


    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      I like what you did there!

    • The Penguin #PublishThatSh*t

      Mr. Torres will be here all week folks until early September where he will be performing at The Taj.

  • Magnifico

    Nobody believed Jimmy Stewart, either.

    • Clete Torres

      Maybe that’s it – T-Bone is a six-foot tall rabbit.

      • tops116

        Or a guardian angel with reality warping powers.

  • Jack Deth

    T-Bone is the genius behind the Prius and occasional “Smug Alerts”.

  • tops116

    T-Bone was put in charge of explaining Obama’s Syria policy.

    • Clete Torres

      No damn wonder he disappeared.

  • TocksNedlog

    Another imaginary victim of the sequester.

  • $1014973

    T-Bone was the guy responsible for releasing barry’s college transcripts

  • © Sponge

    T-Bone is LASER FOCUSED on the economy.

  • Lavaux

    What does a Democrat do when he isn’t lying – play golf?

  • Tugger – not quite dead yet

    T-Bone is just a nickname. He used to be in the army. His real name is Captain Tuttle. (look it up)

    • Clete Torres

      Jonathan Tuttle.

      This is all they found of him after he jumped from his helicopter – without his parachute.

  • World B. Free
    • World B. Free


  • SPQR9

    I love the friends created or saved line.