The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) August 29, 2013
Fast food workers are striking for higher wages in cities across the nation today.
What do they want?
When do they want it?
They’re striking their way onto the unemployment line, and nobody’s gonna stop ‘em!
It’s not complicated: When the minimum wage increases, so does long-term unemployment. But shut it, haters. They have chants and stuff!
Don’t mock. The workers are dead serious. Dead. Serious.
Oh, OK. Go ahead and mock.
Would you like an order of $10 fries with that?—
The AwfulAlpha (@awfulalpha) August 29, 2013
And not to be read before you grab yourself something off the Dollar Menu: