Pics: One stripper curiously absent from Miley Cyrus’ VMA twerk-and-grind lineup

One stripper?

At the VMAs Sunday night, Miley Cyrus ripped off her teddy bear onesie to twerk on singer Robin Thicke, a man old enough to be her father. But according to this pic, only one of the dancers involved in her furry twerk-a-palooza was a stripper and it wasn’t Miley.

So, don’t believe your lying eyes. “Vocalist,” not “stripper”:

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Counting strippers is hard.

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