Pics: One stripper curiously absent from Miley Cyrus’ VMA twerk-and-grind lineup

One stripper?

At the VMAs Sunday night, Miley Cyrus ripped off her teddy bear onesie to twerk on singer Robin Thicke, a man old enough to be her father. But according to this pic, only one of the dancers involved in her furry twerk-a-palooza was a stripper and it wasn’t Miley.

So, don’t believe your lying eyes. “Vocalist,” not “stripper”:

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Counting strippers is hard.

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  • a9e

    Aww shucks, I totally missed the “cotton candy girl”.

  • Yeah I Said It

    A vomit worthy gif.

    • MarcusFenix

      Off topic…but that’s one of the best avatar pics I’ve seen so far. Love it. :)

      • twinx

        Me too! Epic, Yeah.

  • http://mpj.co WhoDat

    And giving attention to the attention whore continues.

    • Chance Boudreaux

      This, ignore these stunts and they will go away.

      • Sean

        No it won’t, ignoring these incidents just means abandoning the fight over popular culture and handing it to the left, who gladly use their influence to shape the country.

    • Eric Martin

      She wore more clothes than lady gaga.

      It must be the Disney effect.

      • http://mpj.co WhoDat

        “Lady” Gag-me had a thong outfit on.

    • Eric Martin

      i like sexy girls. go watch the country vmas.

  • Agent Carmichael

    Robin Thicke is going to need some Valtrex.

    • TocksNedlog

      Just watching it on TV gave me a cold sore.

  • Junie3

    And one tongue.

  • https://youtu.be/h82D5ZvcALM CrustyB

    I don’t see “common sense” or “good taste” listed anywhere.

  • Roto

    Glad I missed the “Dancing Head footage” at the bottom of the list….

  • twinx

    When Miley showed that tongue, anteaters around the world were instantly depressed.

  • Mark James

    It appears Miley was raised by wolves. I wonder how Daddy feels about his little girl trying her best to imitate a prostitute?

    • http://www.FunDMental.com TheRealJackpineSavage

      Considering the fact that Cyrus made his fortune singing the most Inane country song ever written, my guess would be, He’s fine with it.

      • Roto

        Amazing that the single went platinum and the album double-platinum…

        • thetreyman

          there were a few good hit song on that album besides Achy Breaky Heart. though none came close to it’s success. the radio stations and country western clubs in nashville wore that song out for way too long.

          • Roto

            They wore it out in Dallas too. Gawd it was awful. And then those stupid “high school” linedances started. At least you could get a longneck and watch Wrangler patches :-)

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com CO2 Producer

    The “Social Media VMA Cheatsheet” is a curiosity. “#VMA” can be used as a verb?

    Okay, then.

    Usage #1:
    I projectile-#VMAed (verb) into a bucket after seeing Hannah Montana on the #VMAs (noun).

    Usage #2:
    I met a girl the other day,
    All she wanted was to #VMA.
    No matter what I tried to say,
    Still she would not go away.

    She acted like a total spectacle,
    The kind that’s tossed in a trash receptacle.
    I hate to sound so hypercritical,
    But signs like these are apocalyptical.

  • Magnifico

    She reminds me of Drew Barrymore….cute kid but average-looking adult. At some point, somebody needs to tell Miley the truth. It’s sort of like a fat chick who thinks she looks sexy in white yoga pants.

  • Eric Martin

    Miley was great. got to love pissed off old people.

    • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

      If you thought Miley was great, you have some REALLY low standards.

    • Restless_1

      Great??? Far from it.

      I don’t mind her being half dressed. Her body’s not unpleasant, but with that painfully contorted face, (not sure what look she was going for, but EPIC FAIL), her tongue flapping in the breeze, that idiotic hair, and her complete lack of coordination, she looked like a spastic retard minus the entertainment value.

      • Eric Martin

        vma ratings were great.

        • Restless_1

          What’s that got to do with Miley’s epic fail? She was a small part of the show.

    • rickg62

      You do realize that she has no talent. She can’t dance, her singing is electronically enhanced and she’s definitely not sexy nor even good looking anymore. Guess your standards in these departments are ridiculously low.

      • Eric Martin

        she sings fan mor on

  • irishgirl91

    On a separate note, Robin Thicke was half that gag worthy performance.

  • thetreyman

    seriously twitchy moderator? you removed my response to Eric Martin? what the hell? i admit, while i did paint a graphic picture with words, it’s not like i was dropping f-bombs. i simply wanted to admonish that lefty troll.

    • WilliamAmos

      It was a bit too sexually graphic. Couldn’t allow it.

      • thetreyman

        i thought it clever and a great insult to that little jerk.

      • thetreyman

        i thought it clever and a great insult to that little jerk.

    • WilliamAmos

      It was a bit too sexually graphic. Couldn’t allow it.

  • thetreyman

    seriously twitchy moderator? you removed my response to Eric Martin? what the hell? i admit, while i did paint a graphic picture with words, it’s not like i was dropping f-bombs. i simply wanted to admonish that lefty troll.

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