Behind the scenes: How Gloria Allred gets a seat at the big kids’ table [photo]

Napoleon complex? That would explain so much about professional grievance-monger Gloria Allred.

  • Lord Foggybottom

    This harpy has no depth either.

    • Clete Torres

      Quite.

    • Clete Torres

      Quite.

  • WhoMeToo

    Is anyone surprise Allred needs a “booster” anything?

  • JeffWRidge

    She was just planning on looking up the number of a pizza joint while she was sitting. That’s how she gathers and stores all of her information; it’s collected through her bum and stays there for future use.

  • BlahBlah

    How many trees had to die for this. I want to sue somebody.

  • therealguyfaux

    Phone books are s-o-o-o-o “20th Century”…

    • http://swedeworld.wordpress.com/ swede

      Yeah, but she’d have to stack up 4-5 laptops to achieve the same elevation advantage – and the crunchy noises of cracking plastic could disrupt the meeting. Phone book is a better strategic move if you can find one.

      • Bombus

        I sat on my cat once.

        • Zach Smith

          I sat on my ass once.

          • Bombus

            My cat sat on my ass once.

          • Zach Smith

            Cats prefer flat surfaces.

          • Bombus

            Are you implying I have a flat ass?

          • Zach Smith

            LOL. I bow to superior talent.

    • http://swedeworld.wordpress.com/ swede

      Yeah, but she’d have to stack up 4-5 laptops to achieve the same elevation advantage – and the crunchy noises of cracking plastic could disrupt the meeting. Phone book is a better strategic move if you can find one.

  • http://yourdaddy.net/ NotaLemming

    At least when she but dials her cell phone it knows who shes calling.

  • http://yourdaddy.net/ NotaLemming

    At least when she but dials her cell phone it knows who shes calling.

  • Axelgreaser

    YOUR HEADLINE WRITER GOT THIS ONE WRONG with ‘Behind The Scenes.’ Should be ‘From Under A Rock.’ Ultimately, we all pay for this scandal chasing societal leech’s settlements.

    • Joe W.

      Howdy, Gibbsy!!!

  • DaMello

    I hope she cleans it before someone uses it…

  • fireandreamitchell

    She’ll probably scan them looking for places to ambulance chase.

  • John Smith

    Feminists, full of it as usual.

  • Abbie Mills

    The tyrant has erected a multitude of new offices and sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.

  • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

    Oddly enough, Allred has a sign with a measuring stick saying “You Must Be This Tall to File a Frivolous Lawsuit.”

  • Guest

    Feminist ambulance chaser.