Gold medal mockery! ‘You didn’t win that’ and other #DemocratOlympicEvents [pics]

Bada-zing! Nothing like a little hilarious mockery on a Sunday morning.

Participation ribbons for all! Still, there must be events. But, what kind of events? Givers on Twitter graciously offer up some ideas for #DemocratOlympicEvents.

Heh. After that, let the games begin!

Snicker. Place your bets on John Kerry!

Geography: So hard.

Bam-tastic.

Some events for the “headlocks full of women”:

Eww. It’s funny (and shudder-inducing) because it’s true.

Double eww.

The competition will be fierce in that event.

Snort. But can anyone really win?

Beautiful.

And for the win:

Twitter wins the comedy gold!

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