Bada-zing! Nothing like a little hilarious mockery on a Sunday morning.
Participation ribbons for all! Still, there must be events. But, what kind of events? Givers on Twitter graciously offer up some ideas for #DemocratOlympicEvents.
Heh. After that, let the games begin!
Snicker. Place your bets on John Kerry!
Geography: So hard.
Some events for the “headlocks full of women”:
Eww. It’s funny (and shudder-inducing) because it’s true.
Snort. But can anyone really win?
And for the win:
Twitter wins the comedy gold!