Brain-eating amoeba found in MSNBC water supply. Died of starvation.—
Rep. Steve Stockman (@SteveWorks4You) August 14, 2013
Ha! The “all clear” has been issued at MSNBC HQ. The same thing happened last week to an amoeba that survived on ratings increases.
Tweeters mourned the little amoeba that couldn’t find any grey matter at the Lean Forward buffet:
If the brain-eating amoeba wouldn’t have starved at MSNBC it probably would have eventually been crushed by the 800-pound amoeba that feeds on Obama-induced leg thrills.