Bring it on: Toxic little tweeters rush to name Alec Baldwin’s MSNBC show

The Hollywood Reporter is reporting tonight that Alec Baldwin is in talks to host a weekly program on MSNBC. Plenty were wondering if the Capital One pitch man would face professional consequences after his most recent unhinged rant against a “toxic little queen” reporter, but we never imagined his punishment would be this harsh.

The show doesn’t have a time slot, cancellation date or title yet, but any one of these #AlecBaldwinShowNames should do nicely.

Could we be looking at a prime-time ratings war between Megyn Kelly, Piers Morgan and Alec Baldwin? Bring it.

  • Medicinewoman2

    A marriage made in hell.

  • TugboatPhil

    Lies from New York! It’s any night of the week!

    • Garth Haycock

      Are you Lorne Michaels?

  • missyree68

    It will be interesting to see what Alec’s ratings will be.

    • TugboatPhil

      Interesting indeed, but not worth the price of the microscope required to see them.

    • Jay Stevens

      I suspect that they will be pretty good (well, by MSNBC standards), at least for a while. It is the same reason many hockey fans go to the games. They know that if they wait long enough, a fight will break out.

    • Mekadave

      If by ‘interesting’ you mean ‘miniscule’, then I totally agree.

  • fireandreamitchell

    30 rocks in the head

  • Maxx

    One hour with this tool, followed by another hour with Lawrence “Southie” O’Donnell? Good lord.

    Who needs to pipe in cookie monster metal when you can earboard detainees with these two perpetually pissed-off whiny liberal malcontents?

  • fireandreamitchell

    I’ll watch Alec Baldwin on MSNBC if he wears tampon earrings.

  • grais

    The Privileged Corporate Shill Hour

  • Sam Freedom

    Train Wreck Tuesdays

  • adam

    Don’t worry, he will cancel his show, then come back, then cancel it again, then come back.

    • 1SkepticalChick


  • Jeremy

    #alecbaldwinshownames The Screaming Hour

  • Jeremy

    #alecbaldwinshownames The Biggest Tool

  • Jeremy

    #alecbaldwinshownames How to get fired in 10 minutes

  • TocksNedlog

    Whaddaya mean the show ‘doesn’t have a cancellation date yet’?

    When is the first episode scheduled to air?

  • Ben Bollman

    Paula Deen says something racist 30 years ago and apologizes = loses show

    Alec Baldwin has numerous racist, homophobic, misogynist rants and doesn’t apologize = gets a job on MSNBC

    • Jim McLarey

      Great point.

  • brando

    One Episode Ever

  • JustChuck57

    It will be the worst show on television, but oddly, the best show on MSNBC.

    • Jeremy

      I can see more people tuning in to see how long before he melts down and punches someone.

  • Patrick Mumford

    Only msnbc would give this guy his own show. Why not? They gave one to Al Sharpton.

  • Roto

    #alecbaldwinshownames “The Beard Growing Hour”

    • Thale Taxurfeet

      Dodge Rock! might work too.

  • Junie3

    #AlecBaldwinShowNames The male PMS hour with Alec Baldwin.

  • beebop1952

    And You Thought Keith Olbermann Was Nuts ….


    Makes Olbermann seem like the voice of reason…

    good move for this network… Let’s see, the slogan for this mess is “Lean Forward”; for what? So Baldwin can put his foot up your… Seems to me they are “Falling Over Backwards”…

  • PeterP

    “The Political Musings of a Psychologically Unstable Third Rate Movie Star”

  • PeterP

    “The Political Musings of a Psychologically Unstable Third Rate Movie Star”

  • AutumnDaze

    The Angry Man Show

  • Bitter Clinger

    When will these racists at MSLSD give Jeremiah Wright HIS own show? I aks you.

    • Sylvia Ethel

      That’s AX you, cracker. And they don’t need Wright when Baldwin is so much better at throwing a punch. It’s not the melanin you’re born with, it’s your status as a “perpetual indignant.” Wright’s had his 15 minutes on top of the tool pile . . .

  • jwmiller

    Title: A Royal Ass Blubbers” @MSNBC-Adding 2 the reasons ur ratings suck. Brilliant.

    • Thale Taxurfeet

      Masterpiece Of Work Theatre

  • AmericanMom

    Liberal lapdogs unleashed.

  • Golphin

    Resist We Much! Co hosted with Racist Rev Albert. Or is it Alfred?

  • keithpridgeon

    Rage Against the Queen
    Baldwin Blasts Red States
    Hate Filled Rants
    Alec Against All Common Sense
    Baby Chat

  • therealguyfaux

    Those barbarians, from those Capital One ads he does, would be more entertaining.

    #AlecBaldwinShowNames “What’s In MY Wallet?”

    • GaryTheBrave

      The Barbarians should team up with the Geico Cavemen. Now we’re talking comedy gold.

  • ObamaFail

    Let’s see. Megyn Kelly: Smart, insightful, and fair. Piers Morgan: Obama cheerleader who hates the Constitution, and Alec Baldwin: Obama cheerleader who hates black and gay people yet still has liberal support.
    Hmmm, which one would I actually watch? Certainly not the last two.

  • Garrett Gripling

    “How I Met Your Lying B**** Mother” made me do a spit take, well done.

    • FL_BigFoot

      Me too!

    • Jim McLarey

      Mine too! Problem was I was already laughing so hard that yours made me break a rib. I am suing. I think I have a shot.

  • JustChuck57

    Anyone here old enough to remember the Chevy Chase show? It’ll be just like that. Only worse.

    • Jim McLarey

      Mon-Fri for 5 wks. 25 shows. Seemed longer.

  • FL_BigFoot

    How about….”OMG..WTF? with Alec Baldwin” After all, that is what the majority of (non)viewers will be saying after the first five minutes of his show.

    MSNBC execs are really clueless. Until now, I thought it was an urban myth.

  • NixTyranny

    “Over-30 Rock-ette”

  • spitefull troll

    Q: Whats the Name of the Show? A: “F**K YOU, THAT’S THE NAME’

  • greyfox26

    Alec Baldwins’ latest book (How I escaped from an anger management class)

  • World B. Free

    Wow, bad pic of Alec. He looks like he just woke up with a nasty hangover.

    • Jim McLarey

      In other words, normal.

      • World B. Free

        Normal for him.

  • Doreen Beisel

    Think they hired Baldwin to make their other hosts look bearable. FAIL!

  • Cyraneau

    It’s perfect. A has been actor being featured on a cable network that nobody watches. Who says that there is no justice?

  • BeautifulAmerica

    “Of Mice & Men…-er Liars”

  • hwy505

    “Future Cancellation”

  • GaryTheBrave

    Beetle Juice

  • I M Free

    what’s in your wallet

  • BeautifulAmerica

    I’m waiting for Ace of Spade’s Brilliance on this one. Where are you Ace?

  • Kim Hawkins

    I for one look forward to understanding the true nature of reality. My perception is intractably flawed, but then again…I wasn’t in Married to the Mob. MSNBC gets me. I need someone to imperiously berate me with statements of infallible absolutism. Humble discourse is for f****** idiots.

  • CrashFroelich

    30 Crock of Crap

  • Im_Done

    Why would anyone care about the opinion of someone who plays make believe for a living?

  • tommcgtx

    Amityville Horror
    (Baldwin was born in Amityville)

    • Trudy Hill

      or Whorer

  • tjp77

    Its a shame, because Jack Donaghy is one of my personal heroes. MSNBC needs to give THAT guy a show, not Alec Baldwin.

  • Right Wired

    #alecbaldwinshownames maybe they can get Anthony too, and call it The Desperation Hour with Schweddy & Weiner?

    • my2centshere

      Come on you’ve got to throw Spitzer a bone.
      (I know it’s a really ugly picture)

  • Adam Baumb

    Every time I watch Hunt for Red October, I wish Scott Glenn would have left him in the ocean instead of fishing him out. That was the last — and only time — I’ve watched anything with this punk in it. I’ve often considered taking a camera to one of his hangouts and snapping a photo or two. If he comes after me like he does the other paparazzi, he’ll get his fat a** kicked into the middle of next week.

  • 1SkepticalChick

    “Big Baby Rant”.

  • Scott

    Schweddy Ballz on MSNBSLEZE’s CHIN

  • Axelgreaser

    MSNBC must REALLY be desperate! In the process this hotheaded, offensive liberal loon makes a few bucks more, but I’ll tell you, I find him so nauseating I actually take the time to switch stations when one of his ads come on FOX, and I’m not even sure what he’s fronting. I’m very fast that way. Obama? I can mute his bullshitty lies in a recorded .00000000009th of a second!

    • Jim McLarey

      I’m with you, brother. But, then again, we can smell him coming.

  • AZcommenter

    Why is he still here? Didn’t he promise to move out of the country if Bush was re-elected in 2004?

    Either he has no clue what’s going on in this country’s politics, or he’s a liar, or both. In any event, he’ll fit right in at MSNBC.

  • john fiore

    Hacks hasbeens and deadbeats.

  • JBDestiny

    Hey, can they team him up with Charlie Sheen?

  • Jupiter C.

    I think it’s just a rumor. But I applaud any pre-emptive action against him & that “network” (msnbc).

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    #I Mad Boy

  • Me

    Nice to see Americans still have salvaged a sense of humor

  • shenanniganist

    we taking bets on the person he punches on camera? My money says Maddow.

  • LegalizeShemp

    How about “Tweettlejuice”?

  • LegalizeShemp

    “Crapital One, what’s in your rectum?” Oops ! Homophobic, but I’m a big lib actor so I won’t get in trouble for it.

  • Bryn Watkins

    Tool time.

  • NCRelite

    F*** you, that’s my name!

  • LegalizeShemp

    “Hilarity from Mr. Hilaria”?

  • right_on

    “The Blow Up”
    “Baldwin’s Bloviations.”
    “Machinations of a Liberal Thinker”

    “Do we have any calls? None? Wow…um, uh, well, let’s go to our guest…what? He left? Why that little punk! I’ll make sure he never get any…Huh? My mike’s on? ^*&>*#^@)$#*!!!!”

    • Jim McLarey

      I remember that little fiasco he had on the radio. I have it on tape. It’s still one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

  • 912er

    Anyone remember when he had a radio talk show???He was begging for people to call but no one called….He should feel right at home at msnbc.

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  • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

    #alecbaldwinshownames “Up All Night With…Wait, I Quit.”

  • lisanemo

    So bad it’s good newshour. A trainwreck in the making you just have to watch at least once.

  • Jim McLarey

    Took me 10 mins. to stop laughing! Best Twitchy page I have read in a long time. Michelle should start a weekly award and call it the Alec Baldwin Award! HMGL! (holding my gut laughing, as opposed to actually rolling on the floor laughing – a little less messy…)

  • eeddggy

    “The How Low Can We Go Hour”

  • mapache

    Isn’t it a bit dangerous for a guy who cannot control himself on twitter or leaving voice messages to have a TV show? Just saying.