Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) August 08, 2013
Yes it’s true, Beyoncé cut her hair, and mock panic has gripped the nation:
The news was the catalyst for some snarky speculation on Twitter:
What was Jay-Z’s reaction? More Twitter snark can answer that question:
As for Jay-Z’s actual opinion of Beyoncé’s new ‘do, only Jay-Z, Beyoncé and maybe President Obama know for sure.