NASCAR fans pan ‘brutal’ national anthem performance: ‘My ears are bleeding’

We don’t have video of this national anthem performance yet … and it looks like that’s a good thing.

Ouch:

  • Love of Country

    Someone should lose their job over this …. few people appreciate our National Anthem more than NASCAR fans!

  • CatHerder

    Nobody can butcher the National Anthem like Roseanne. Thank God.

    • Garth Haycock

      On behalf of the citizens of Salt Lake City, I apologize that Rosanne’s parents didn’t use a condom.

      • Joe W.

        As a result of her birth, her father INVENTED the condom.

    • The Penguin

      Corralling cats is not your only expertise obviously. Nice call there.

    • Matthew Koch

      Carl Lewis would beg to differ.

  • ToyZebra

    Didn’t see it, but was she an amateur or professional? I’ve noticed often it’s the pros that butcher it, because they try to show off. I cringe whenever they announce “recording artist”.

    • CatHerder

      I always wondered about that ‘recording artist’ description. Wouldn’t that be somebody who’s really good at recording things?

      • The Penguin

        Apparently….not.

      • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

        Not necessarily. Have you seen what passes for modern “art” these days?

      • LibLieExposer

        Recording artist, b.s. artist, what difference at this point does it make?

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      It was some female Radio personality from the area, I think… Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Stephen L. Hall

    I see you enjoy publicly displaying your hatred and bigotry. ‘Tis a shame that you have neither civility nor decency.

    • The Penguin

      It’s okay…it’s a slur against white people…

  • CatHerder

    Fine. Go wrestle a stock car.

    • Finrod Felagund

      Heh. You reminded me of a scene from Smokey and the Bandit 2: “Hey Joe! Tackle that car!”

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        Meat Loaf #MusicTriviaTime wrestling a car in “Americathon”… Jawamax 8<{D}

    • Adela Wagner

      Ain’t NOTHING wrong with some good natured fun. I’m not into NASCAR, give me sprint cars on a dirt track anyday, but the fact that they even have someone singing the National Anthem holds way more water for me than “Magnifico’s” crowd getting together for some sexting or big pink vaginas dancing in the street.

      • Magnifico

        You’re dirty, and I like it!

  • journogal

    Wow – bigoted much? Be sure to tell us how others are small-minded and obtuse, and how much more you are evolved than others, okay?

    • Magnifico

      Didn’t think white people were so sensitive, FFS. Guess I’ll go back to ragging minorities.

      • The Penguin

        As much as we’ve had to eat the past couple of years…can you blame us bro?

        • Magnifico

          Dude, we’re white. We don’t get offended, right?

          • The Penguin

            I like being white. Chicks seem to dig it…all races too. works for me.Yup…said it, and I meant it.

          • The Penguin

            You won’t up-vote it…but deep down inside…you know it to be true, and…it’s okay…it’s okay πŸ˜‰

          • Jay Stevens

            You are a RAACIST!

          • The Penguin

            Really? Oh…sh*t.

          • The Penguin

            Really? Oh…sh*t.

          • Jay Stevens

            You are a RAACIST!

  • Ohiobob69

    Yup, I go to races every year, you should see all the million dollar motorcoaches in the infield, them stoopid hicks sure have all the money. Dickhole!

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Did you catch the Truck race last week at Tony’s place (Eldora)? That was like…YEEEEEE_HAW! Jawamax 8<{D} #NASCAR

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    On your way to Burning Man?

  • Billie Slash

    Can’t hang with the alpha males, huh?
    Shut up and go do your wife’s laundry, pussy-puss.

    • Worship Dancer

      pfft he can’t even hang with alpha FEMALES.

    • Magnifico

      You’re an alpha-male?

  • forgetyoutooo

    Says the wannabe Italian that takes pictures of his dog dressed in a shirt and necktie so he can use it as an avatar – his alter ego.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      I think his avatar is Rick Springfield (?) #MusicTriviaTime XD Jawamax 8<{D}

    • Magnifico

      You don’t like that pic? She’s 16 and still healthy as all get out.

      • forgetyoutooo

        And you dress her like a man …hmmmmm

        • Magnifico

          Fuck off, keyboard pussy

    • Magnifico

      Nice avatar. Your originality rocks!

      • forgetyoutooo

        Thanks dog boy!

  • The Penguin

    Look at me! I did it again! and nothing else…douche.

  • carla5731

    Are you a professional bigot or is it just something that keeps you occupied in your spare time?

    • Magnifico

      I’m a bigot.

  • GaryTheBrave

    Are you aware that the WWE is headquartered in Connecticut, not exactly known for being Hicksville.

    • Magnifico

      Exactly…..fake wrestling and douchebag politicians. Hope you’re proud. I’d down-vote you 50 times if they’d let me.

  • The Penguin

    Dude? You’re usually pretty cool. What happened there?

    • Joe W.

      He does not care for us redneck hicks, I guess. A lot of northerners are snobby like that.

      • Magnifico

        Ha! I’m from Detroit, pal. Bow down!

        • Joe W.

          I’d be ashamed to admit that, pal…. Texans will bow to no northern cityboy………

          • Magnifico

            Stick to steers and queers. Leave motors to Detroit.

          • Joe W.

            And just how many motors has Detroit produced this year, Needlenose?? Howz that bankruptcy doin’?? This is too easy. I feel bad taking shots at you. No I don’t. Y’all brought it all on yourselves……Us Texans enjoy a vibrant economy. And about those queers?? Yep. We got some. But we keep them in Austin and the inner cities of Houston and Dallas.

          • Magnifico

            Anybody with tight jeans and high-heeled boots……just sayin’….pretty gay.

          • Joe W.

            Eminem………The “pride” of Detroit…..just sayin’…..

          • Magnifico

            That’s low….can’t believe you went there.

          • Joe W.

            LOL……sorry…I guess you’re right….

          • Magnifico

            LOL

          • nickdqwk

            Are there motors left in Detroit?

          • Scott Hanson

            Yes, but they are mostly thrown from abandoned buildings.

        • nickdqwk

          That explains a lot.

        • Jay Stevens

          Umm, I have news for you. Detroit is in the north.

          On the other hand, I tell people I was born in the South. When they ask where, I tell them southern New Hampshire. And Detroit is in southern Michigan.

        • Jay Stevens

          Umm, I have news for you. Detroit is in the north.

          On the other hand, I tell people I was born in the South. When they ask where, I tell them southern New Hampshire. And Detroit is in southern Michigan.

    • Magnifico

      Was just kidding. I go to Daytona every year……not taking commenting very seriously :)

  • Joe W.

    Next time y’all go to get a drink, I hope someone slams the toilet seat on your empty, pointy little head.

    • CatHerder

      I’m going to save that one πŸ˜‰

      • Joe W.

        Be my guest… lol

    • Magnifico

      That’s not very nice.

      • Joe W.

        Neither was your comment, lady.

        • Magnifico

          Mr. Lady to you, pal.

          • Joe W.

            Pfffft…What difference, at this point, does it make??

          • The Penguin

            Lose the chip…Texas, Pittsburgh,Detroit, New England. Don’t matter bro.

          • Magnifico

            Detroit sucks….just being silly.

          • The Penguin

            I guess when you get down to it….yup.

  • ObamaFail

    They ought to combine liberals and Islam together, that way liberal women can get a taste of that Sharia law they all love so much.

    • Joe W.

      Liberal women are so damned ugly, their looks are improved when they don that burqua.

      • The Penguin

        I’m sayin’

    • The Penguin

      Aren’t they already?

  • Strange Cosmic Experiment

    Ah a professional troll who trolls conservative sites. People you shouldn’t be so quick to get offended and lash out at people like this..you know that’s what they want. Though i do find it funny that he said hick-fest and y’all replied by calling him a bigot, lol. Lots of self called hicks in the house, lol. Btw, I’m a country boy :)

    • Magnifico

      F&$kin A! That’s the most attention I’ve got in a long time. Too bad it’s negative and from people who I generally agree with. Guess I can’t dick around here occasionally….bunch of sensitive pussies

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    ….

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    What, did Roseann Burp get away from her in-house rubber room again?

  • JohnFLob

    They are racing this weekend at the Poconos track. Maybe you are onto something. Should not forget the race in Chicago, Indianapolis, Watkins Glean, Kansas City, or the races in California either.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Or Michigan, Road America (Elkhart Lake, Wisconsin), The Milwaukee Mile, Lime Rock, Loudon N.H., and Dover! Jawamax 8<{D}
      #NASCAR

      • JohnFLob

        Thanks for the help.

  • Maxx

    There can only be one. Greatest Sportscenter line ever…”written by Francis Scott Off-Key.”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kU9XwcOIfI

  • obamaiscarter

    Given your other posts, it would seem you are a wee-bit out of character today.

  • LegalizeShemp

    Did she spit on the ground in disdain after the anthem like Roseanne Barr did?

  • orrineldredii

    The Cup races and Nationwide races usually have great singers, I missed this one, Thank God.

  • Finrod Felagund

    In college pep band, there were two songs we Did Not Mess With: the school song, and the Star Spangled Banner.

  • Zhenia Oleynik

    It’s Enrico Palazzo!

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    NOBODY, but NOBODY MESSES WITH THE “STAR SPANGLED BANNER!” Jawamax 8<{D} #NASCAR #MusicTriviaTime

  • PC aMuck

    How in 2013 are there not 20
    Versions of this already posted on YouTube?

  • EricSteeleLive

    Remember Rosanne Barr version of the Natl Anthem? That was horrid!!

  • JenMikosz

    It’s Lissa from the Rocky & Lissa Morning Show on KRZ-FM Scranton/Wilkes Barre. Welcome to the big leagues, baby https://www.facebook.com/morningsonkrz

  • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

    Let’s make sure we don’t God’s name in vain, twitter users.

    Thank you in advance!

  • TJ

    Just heard it on the replay of the race on Speed. Not as ear bleeding bad as described. She picked a low octave to start but did not stay low. It ended up being all over the scale from low to high pitchy.

  • https://twitter.com/thehiredmind Hired Mind

    The problem that I had with Rosanne’s version is that it was purposely terrible, and therefore insulting to the song. This lady sounded like she was at least trying. And she was MUCH better than I could have done.

    • BigSky1970

      In Roseanne’s case, it was purposeful, right down to the crotch grab and mocking the spitting of tobacco juice.

  • JD Son

    You would think National Sports venues would have learned from her singing debacle for the Oakland A’s playoff game back in the day. Guess history just repeated itself. Sigh.

  • PC aMuck

    Pitch wasn’t her issue. it was tone, diction and too many people telling her she can sing when she is actually pretty terrible.

    • BigSky1970

      She was a white girl trying to sound black.

  • BigSky1970
    • http://drudge.com snyper77

      My God! School for the deaf? They’re the only ones that got a break.

  • lillymckim

    Who was it?

  • PC aMuck

    I can’t decide if she’s trying to
    be Cher and Michael McDonald’s love child or a Disney singer and Apparently neither can she.

  • alanwillingham

    C’mon… it wasn’t that bad…. Any of you ever try to sing that song in front of Witnesses? ; )

  • Frustrated Teacher

    It was not by FAR the worst I have heard. It DID sound like Cher in the middle of a facial procedure but she was close enough to staying on tune that it wasn’t a disaster. I hate her voice, but my ears didn’t bleed.

  • Abbie Mills

    In their war against Western civilization, today’s liberals use three main attack vectors:-Attacking the family-Attacking private property-Attacking Christianity

  • Abbie Mills

    Liberalism is childish.