Salon baits readers with George Zimmerman conspiracy theories

Salon has been repeatedly enticing its Twitter following today to click through to the site to read how the “bizarro” story of George Zimmerman heroically helping rescue a family of four from an overturned SUV just days after his acquittal is “falling apart.”

OK, we’ll click! Salon must have some pretty damning evidence proving that the whole thing was set up to help rehabilitate Zimmerman’s image. Maybe it’s this bit:

One blog advancing the conspiracy narrative that went viral posted screen shots of what appears to be the Facebook page of the officer who responded to the crash, which shows that he posted numerous photos and messages supporting Zimmerman days before and after the accident.

That conspiracy blog even claims that it has a source, whom it does not identify, who saw phone records showing that the officer alerted Zimmerman about the crash before authorities arrived so Zimmerman could end up in the police report and look like a hero. We asked the unnamed blogger for more info about his or source, but the blogger didn’t respond.

Quite a bombshell! To be fair, we doubt reporter Alex Seitz-Wald was responsible for the tweets promoting his story, which also notes that the family that Zimmerman allegedly assisted, by choosing not to speak to the press, has only “helped fuel the conspiracy narrative.” As a friend of the family explained to the Daily Mail, however, the family is afraid to come forward for fear of being targeted by mobs. “There are a lot of crazies out there. If they say anything in support of him it could backfire,” she noted.

Speaking of backfiring, Salon’s bait-and-switch hasn’t gone unnoticed.

  • The Penguin

    Figures he’d lie about this…he lied about being Hispanic after all.

    • Jon

      He brought a fake Peruvian mother to the trial?

      • The Penguin

        Sarcasm bro…the only thing fake about the trial was the prosecutions’ case.

        • Jon

          Sorry for the mis-ID.

          • The Penguin

            No worries. I’ve seen some of your comments and figured It was taken literally.

          • Catchance

            You’re just going to have to start putting /sarc after each of your posts, P. You keep getting in trouble.

          • The Penguin

            I don’t mind…it’s more poignant to the people who get it without a disclaimer. Appreciate the tip though. And I’m a fan of your posts.

          • IMPEACH_BOBO

            Yeah that is a good idea because we have to many SOROS planted TROLLS on here making trouble lately !!!!! It isn’t like they don’t have 50 other sites to go to who worship the same BS as they do, they just like to come here & make trouble !!!!!! These same FLEEBAGGING LlBT@RDS can’t except that Zimmerman was RAILROADED by Angela Corey & Eric Holder since right from the start there was no evidence of a crime but the FLEEBAGGERS weren’t going to accept that !!!!!

    • tops116

      I hear Salon is doing a joint piece with Rolling Stone to say Zimmerman was behind the Boston Bombing.

      David Sirota: “See? It was a white guy! I was right!”

      • Clete Torres

        Maybe that’s the problem – too many joints consumed by RS and Salon.

        • Ken Alan Draper

          you may be right, no one gets that level of cranial/rectal inversion without chemical assistance.

    • objectivefactsmatter

      And it turns out he tried to hide the Skittles.

    • Anthony Clay

      salon reports no white Hispanics at accident site, when pressed salon could not say what a white Hispanic looked like

  • kateorjane

    But you really need to give props to a family who would roll their SUV for effect.

    • journogal

      I know…I don’t know anyone who would risk their own and their families life to make someone look better.

    • jtgun

      Isn’t that child abuse? Risking your children to save Zimmerman?

      • The Penguin

        Only if said “children” are more than two years old. If not, just a clump of cells and are disposable.

        • tops116

          On the other hand, they could’ve been as old as 17 and still be considered innocent children.

          • Clete Torres

            As long as there’s a picture of their smiling, innocent, cherubic face taken at or before age 12 that the media can use to further their narrative.

            Preferably showing their halo.

            3.bp.blogspot.com/-jwjyRqgYkcc/UePrxwh1mgI/AAAAAAAADiw/RVJmwDgrJ5Q/s1600/12+year+old+trayvon.jpg

          • Damien Johnson

            That shit wasn’t even true!

            http://i.imgur.com/tr2wgp5.jpg

            seriously. What was wrong with the original picture? If they changed something like that, who knows what the hell else they changed or are changing on a daily basis.

          • The Penguin

            Only if they’re black… Hoooo…yup I said it.

          • Steve Howard

            There was once a time when a group of fascists called Handgun Control Incorporated included “children” as young as, yep, 27 in their “statistics” that too many children are dying in gun related “accidents.” Accidents is in quotes because they (HCI) included suicides in accidents, too….

          • Ty in TX

            . . . . .that puts me in mind of an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 where a cowboy snatches a rifle from a mentally retarded ranch hand and saying he’s going to hurt himself or someone with it and Tom Servo says in a “dumbish: voice” I was going to clean it at you.”

            Sadly, I couldn’t find the clip.

            Those kind of accidents Steve? :)

          • Ken Alan Draper

            MST3K rocked! fortunately we can still get our comedy fix with Rifftrax.

  • Matthew Koch

    Intelligence Test

    Step One: Do you read Salon? (If so, proceed to step two).

    Step Two: Did you vote for Jughead (President Obama)? (If so, proceed to step three).

    Step Three: Are you kin to a South African ruler? If so you may have just inherited a million dollars! Please call 1-800-MAROON an tell our attorneys your account information so they can wire you your money.

    • Matthew Koch

      If your answer to all of these is no, then chances are you are grounded in reality and not calling for a race war at the present time.

    • thetreyman

      your sarcasm makes me think i didn’t really win that Nigerian lottery. but that cant be true. they already have my SS# and bank info so in a few days i’ll be rolling in dough.

    • al hunt

      you forgot step four
      Step Four: Please do not reproduce!

  • Clayton Grant

    Princess Diana would be alive to see her grandson if GZ hadn’t chased her driver into that Paris tunnel when he was 8 yrs old.

    • The Penguin

      And that Lee Harvey Oswald set up business back in the day…GZ has yet to produce an alibi for that.

      • Clete Torres

        Does anyone know if GZ was ever at Ford’s Theater or in Sarajevo?

    • The Penguin

      He had every right to profile…er a follow that limo. (before anyone slaps me around…that was sarcasm).

    • tops116

      George Zimmerman hacked Anthony Weiner’s Twitter account… repeatedly.

      • Clete Torres

        Don’t say ‘hack’ and ‘Weiner’ in the same sentence.

        /memories of Bobbitt…

        • The Penguin

          Ouch!!!

    • ObamaFail

      If George Zimmerman wasn’t such a douche, he never would have taken those 30 pieces of silver and sold out Jesus.

      • Clete Torres

        You win.

      • Ty in TX

        Ladies and Gentlemen…compared to Gary Freeman’s…our sarcasm is not worthy.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      So does that mean that it wasn’t Mark David Chapman that shot Lennon?

    • DutyFirst

      Always thought the dingo at Ayers Rock got a bum rap for the baby thing but never had a plausible alternate theory/suspect for the crime until GZ …

  • TJ

    Even the smallest conspiracy needs a dozen people for it to work. How many laws would have been broken if they filed a false police report and false insurance claim. The report was a car was on fire is the fire department who put it out in on it as well to say the accident was staged.

    • The Penguin

      Hence the very general statement: “lots of people are puncturing holes in his statement”. Just opinions from people who hate GZ. Like with the trial, facts not wanted, or needed here. Cool avatar by the way!

    • Ken Alan Draper

      Oh come on, of course the Fire department was “in” on it. after all on 9/11 the thousands of people who worked in the trade center, several demolition companies, 2 airlines, & hundreds of thousands of New York city residents were “in” on the 9/11 hoax /sarc.

  • Jd1367

    Salon.com – bringing down the intellectual curve since 1995

    • Catchance

      To paraphrase Billy Madison: We’re all a little dumber for having read these tweets from @Salon.com.

  • Michael E Rupp

    Hey, don’t underestimate the credibility of Salon’s unnamed source on this — I hear that it’s the same person who told Harry Reid that Mitt Romney didn’t pay any taxes. Anonymous unnamed sources are crucial to building a kingdom of lies.

  • tops116

    This just in: Salon reports that George Zimmerman’s fingerprints have been found on the gun used to kill Archduke Ferdinand and the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.

    Their source on the story prefers to keep his real name secret, but offered the handle C. Danger.

  • ObamaFail

    It’s pathetic what the liberal media will do to keep the race-baiting nonsense going. If it’s not creating conspiracy theories about George Zimmerman, it’s the liberals using older pictures of Travyon to make it look like an innocent child was murdered. Like this People Magazine cover which shows a very young Trayvon. They do it because they know the dumber and easily manipulated of their party will fall for it.

    • Spiny Norman

      Jeebus on a pogo stick! They actually published that?

      What we should do is print out pictures of Trademark with his mouth full of gold teeth, flippin’ the bird at the web cam, and paste them over that (or at least slip it inside with the subscription cards). Let the poor gullible housewife readers of that tripe get a hint of the truth.

      • Spiny Norman

        Like these:

        • Mark81150

          What a punk.. dossed to the gills on lean, with it’s habit of causing extreme paranoia… and with a massive chip on his shoulder looking to find someone to give him an excuse to unleash his rage..

          and a decent guy just trying to help his neighbors, who were afraid to step outside at night, because of two guys breaking into homes there..

          • Spiny Norman

            This kid was a 2-bit punk who thought he was a bad-ass. A violent death at 17 is always tragic, but he brought it on himself.

            The real tragedies are the deaths of anonymous teenagers killed in gang shootings who are, as often as not, innocent bystanders. The loud-mouthed charlatans who claim the mantle of “community leaders” find it politically expedient to blame whitey, yet do not a damn thing about an inner-city culture that glorifies that violence.

          • Clete Torres

            How dare you suggest that the lack of proper parenting and personal responsibility played a part in this poor young black boy’s death at the hands of a vicious, racist white-Hispanic (now known to be from Peruvia (thanks to toure) who “got away with murder” according to the Puerto Rican juror (who was NOT white-Hispanic).
            Sorry, sleep eluded me again last night.

      • Mark81150

        Didn’t6 even know my wife and her sister were following the case, if only lightly,.. and both were fooled into thinking GZ shot a 12 year old… The vulgar lie of this false narrative is sickening,.. they couldn’t just print the facts..

        They had to build a false story with ONLY these 12 year old pics being used.. and imagine the shock of the jurors, to see he was both NOT 12, but bigger than GZ and beating him half to death when he was shot..

        Had to shatter any preconceived ideas about the trial to see the media had lied about key details..

        and let’s be honest here…

        His black sycophants?… Travon could have walked into a daycare center with a flame thrower and started blasting flames at the children, on film,… and if a concealed carry holder had put one in his head to save those kids..

        Travon’s fan club would still be screaming “racist”.. “murderer”…

        because they have been self trained to NEVER believe the details if the black guy is at fault, just completely refuse. HAS to be white racism… even if the closest white guy was ten miles out..

        It’s blacks “profiling” whites.. always guilty, always lying.. never telling the truth..

        The black men I knew at work, in the service, were NOT like that.. but in Urban central, where weed is their daily profession while waiting for their next check.. racism, hatred, self pity and zero self worth all are a major problem.

        The military dealt with it, first racial offense, rehab, second… general discharge.. no VA benefits… there were no repeat offenders.. there were however, some who’s eye’s were opened.. every race, when your life depends on trust, racism has no place in the unit.

  • TocksNedlog

    What a coincidence! The same unnamed source that revealed to Harry Reid that Mitt Romney didn’t pay any income taxes for 10 years is back with another scoop!!!

  • VerminMcCann

    More utter nonsense, racism, and lying from the reality base community. I’m shocked.

  • lillymckim

    Didn’t you hear the police are in on it too? I mean whats a “Small Town Southern Story” without adding some small town southern racist policemen in the mix? (sarcasm)

    • The Penguin

      Yup. Gotta add “Deputy Dog” to the narrative.

  • Spiny Norman

    One blog advancing the conspiracy narrative that went viral posted
    screen shots of what appears to be the Facebook page of the officer who
    responded to the crash…

    Well, that settles it! Don’t you know it is virtually impossible to set up a fake Facebook page?!?!! The odds of that happening are so improbable that it is virtually impossible that a conspiracy blog could be taken in by it and perpetuate a phony conspiracy…

    Oh, wait.

    • The Penguin

      Bengha… ahem…I mean Bingo!

  • Jack Deth

    Memo to embarrassingly moronic ‘Salon’ readers and Tweeters:

    You guys are about two weeks late. Rush predicted this nonsense from the lunatic, paranoid left about a minute after the story broke on the net and he read it on air.

    Jeeez. At least try to keep up and au courant!

  • Maxx

    Their hero and savior’s approval ratings are closing in on the high 30’s and THIS is their biggest fish to fry?

    OK Salon…congrats…you’ve got it all figured out. Zimmerman IS the sole survivor of the Roswell crash.

  • descolada9

    Even Hearst wasn’t this bad! (I think, I dunno, just seemed cool to say. Which is how most “journalism” is done these days)

  • TDS

    I am just waiting for the story to “break” that either Zimmerman CAUSED the accident, or that the only reason he stopped to help was that the family was white.
    /facepalm

    • The Official Andy ®

      TMZ already sort of implied it was because they were white, by simply mentioning it in the headline.

      • TDS

        Thank you. I can stop holding my breath now…

  • Mark81150

    Is the staff of Salon really trying to start a riot, or are they just that insane?

    Just making stuff up and phoning it in,.. the left since day one of Marx’s ramblings has never given a damn about the truth, just what gets them power… and if innocents are broken or killed because of their race baiting, so much the better for them… they’ll blame their results on everybody else as usual..

  • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

    This just in: unnamed blogger proves Salon.com isn’t a real website.

    • The Official Andy ®

      Its a real website… just not REAL news.

  • Witheld

    Salon is running millions of dollars in losses. They’re trying to use these bizarre headlines to get traffic to their websites

  • The Official Andy ®

    Folks welcome to our “National Enquirer Nation”, where TRUTH actually ruins good stories. With all of this caca slinging on the web these days, I am not sure how those checkout line rags stay in business.

  • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

    Yellow journalism.

  • Slugglife

    Its almost as if salon is stirring up trouble that it feels it is immune from. The lily white liberals are the first to get smashed in an urban race riot. Telling the roving mobs you voted obama and hate zimmerman wont stop them.

  • AZWarrior

    Solon going for the high ground of racism.