Pervs in paradise: Ace previews Filthy Filner and Anthony Weiner’s image makeovers

As Twitchy reported, San Diego mayor and serial groper Bob Filner has announced that he’ll be checking himself into rehab for two weeks to “become a better person.” That prompted Ace to wonder just what sort of program therapists have lined up:

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That. Is. Inspired. Could it get any better? As a matter of fact, yes.

During Filner’s presser, Anthony Weiner, too, was briefing the public. Which got Ace to wondering: what about Weiner? He’s been to rehab. How has that worked out?

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Heh.

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Ah, Ace. Ever the optimist!

Meanwhile, let’s see what Bob’s up to:

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Carlos Danger’s still busy:

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Hate it when that happens.

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It’s a bicoastal effort between Weiner and Filner. Hands across America!

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Yeah, check out that creepy-lecher overbite Filner’s got going on. Rehab won’t be easy.

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You know what they say: Pervy Dems will be pervy Dems!

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Fortunately, these guys are huggers. And there’s always room for one more in their growing club:

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Tickle party!

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Related:

Ace illustrates Democrat mayor’s war on women with #BobFilnerPickUpLines

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