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Mock-tastic! Dennis Miller blasts tampon-donning Melissa Harris-Perry as only he can

Posted at 10:00 am on July 22, 2013 by Twitchy Staff | View Comments

Bam, zing and boom!

Make it happen! The zinger of a tweet has nearly 400 retweets so far and counting. While that tweet was a win in and of itself, Miller wasn’t done rightly giving MSNBC’s Melissa Harris-Perry the business. You see, the “it takes a village” idiot upped her self-beclowning idiocy by donning tampon earrings. Because, abortion. Or something.

Miller took her, and MSNBC, to task as only he can.

Glorious.

And no one can say it quite like Dennis Miller.

Miller also let loose on Geraldo Rivera and his traumatizing selfie:

Indeed. Keep it coming, Mr. Miller!

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  • Lotte Lenya

    Love me some Dennis Miller, even though I need to keep a dictionary handy.

    • Slugglife

      She definitely has some type of mental disorder- I mean, beyond liberalism. MSNBC must hold job fairs at the asylum.

      • Bryn Watkins

        At this point, MSNBC is the asylum.

    • HoneyTree EvilEye

      Dictionary doesn’t get it done for me. Even an encyclopedia isn’t enough. I don’t get 3/4’s what he says but I try my hardest to enjoy it.

      • Slugglife

        was even better when he was on monday night football. By the third quarter he was plastered ,his tie would be sideways and his shirt wrinkled.

      • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

        I consider it a personal accomplishment when I “get” more than 75% of his references. We’re about the same age so I have a lot of the same pop culture to go on. Some of the newer stuff, I’m lost.

        • HoneyTree EvilEye

          If I get 30% I go to bed. I’ve accomplished all I can or need to for the day.

    • bigkahuna9

      She is bloody bloody moron , period

      • objectivefactsmatter

        So that explains it. She’s bleeding from the ears too. That’s a serious zombie-class brain hemorrhage.

        The next question is, could she possibly be an actual zombie?

        • bulldogg2426

          Absoeffinglutely

        • bulldogg2426

          Absoeffinglutely

    • bannie2

      The need for the dictionary is part of his charm! It’s GOOD to learn! Those who listen to the likes of Sharpton have lost their minds to liberal-rot.

  • TocksNedlog

    Her mood swings while her ratings sink like a tampon in a toilet.

    • Slugglife

      She is mentally disabled, beyond liberalism.

    • Jimmie

      Do not flush tampons! Unless you like paying your plumber large sums of wampum.

      • Rob

        I had a rental where I had to clean the drains…never fun to pull out tampons. I would always bring them to the door to show the woman what I had found. That usually slowed down the flushing of them.

        • bannie2

          You guys. HUSH! Don’t fall into their trashy behavior.

          😉

        • Jimmie

          You are so right Rob.

      • KornKing

        Send them to Melissa Harris-Perry instead, let’s see how creative she can get.

        • MeanieHead

          I bet she’d hang them from her Seasonal Tree in December as decorations to ward of Republicans. LOL

  • Slugglife

    If MHP could just show us how to carry jars of feces with our ears we would appreciate it.

  • notenoughtime

    Perry has no class; no dignity!

    • Slugglife

      She’s a commie lefty. those traits are discouraged.

    • Slugglife

      Those traits are discouraged by the communist left. Among others.

  • Slugglife

    Who can make a bigger fool of their self on MSLSD- Chris M or MHP?

    • hd20nascar

      I say both equally

  • Magnifico

    I have to admit that I’m with her on this one. Banning tampons makes ZERO sense.

    • Slugglife

      They were bringing them into Texas capitol along with jars of urine, feces, maxi pads to throw at legislators. If you missed the story its on the Blaze.

      • Magnifico

        I saw it, but it makes no sense…..just like the idiot, Harris-Perry.

        • Mark81150

          Did you read “USED tampons”.. and some were bring in huge amounts to throw at the legislators. Do YOU want to be the guy who has to hand inspect 30 tampons to make sure they weren’t bringing in used ones with them?

          They also confiscated 18 jars of human waste, meant to be thrown..

          A few tampons fine, for personal use, they QUICKLY stopped confiscating those, so the while “TEXAS IS BANNING TAMPONS” idiocy is really just another pro-abort lie..

          Lesson,.. if something the left says sounds too outrageous to be true… look deeper.. it’s a virtual certainty it’s a lie, or so wildly exaggerated as to be complete fiction..

          like Perry’s supposed intelligence.

    • Slugglife

      They were planning on throwing them at legislators along with jars of feces, urine, maxi pads, glitter and other objects. Nobody wants to ban tampons. Read the story at the blaze.com

    • grais

      Less sense than throwing them at people?

    • MeanieHead

      No one is “banning tampons”. That’s as ridiculous as saying there’s a war on women or voting rights. It’s made up by the left-wing lunatics who love to stir the controversy stew.

      • ObamaFail

        And liberals always stir the pot because they know there are millions of misinformed morons out there too stupid to actually look into things.

    • Susan Davis

      No one even mentioned banning tampons, so I don’t know where that stupidity originated from. They banned tampons from the meeting, which had nothing to do with tampons. They also banned urine and feces to keep the idiots from being so low class as to throw them on someone.

    • ObamaFail

      The liberal baby killing zealots were planning to throw used tampons and feces at Texas lawmakers. They’re just upset that they were prevented from acting like animals.

  • radjahshelduck

    By the way, folks, here’s what you’ll pay if you send your son or daughter to the school that employs this woman: http://admission.tulane.edu/aid/tuition.php
    Perry attended college at Duke and Wake Forest; she’s taught at Tulane, Princeton, and the University of Chicago. Have any of you noticed this phenomena where these hard leftists who extoll the virtue of bigger government always associate themselves with private colleges? The President is another fine example of this. Funny thing is, secondary education is one thing we conservatives will admit government often does as well or better as the private sector. I’m a couple miles away from Georgia Tech; overall it’s better than maybe 90-95% of the private colleges in the land and in some programs it’s better than ANY private institution. Ever notice the astronauts all went to Purdue or GA Tech?

    • Slugglife

      If she could show me how to carry two jars of $hit with my ears I’d give her props!

    • Tonethousand

      …ever notice the aforementioned leftists never had a real job?

    • Thale Taxurfeet

      “Ever notice the astronauts all went to Purdue or GA Tech?”

      Yup.

      A couple of my siblings kids graduated from Ga Tech. It’s a top drawer university. A few others in the family graduated from the U of Ga.. Then one of mine graduated from U of Ala. -sigh-

      Although I do know Two-lane grads. Worked with a couple for several years. Mostly good eggs… Certainly nothing like the MHP character.

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    Utopian moron
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    that continually show the entire world they have no couth.

  • BadGirloftheNorth

    Someone who can read needs to help her with the application instructions. There are pictures, but one cannot have their eyes spinning in opposite circles to understand them….Wrong orifice! you libomabot bimbo!

    • Slugglife

      It has pictures! You don’t need to be able to read.

  • Slugglife

    This is the best todays universities have to offer? shultz, sharpton, perry, matthews, maddow, walters- my God man! you’d be hard pressed to find that many mongoloids on one channel!

  • https://twitter.com/WSPISFA WSPISFA

    #tamponearrings Period. I see what he did there, heh.

    • Rob

      He is subtle, subtle..

  • BlahBlah

    Sandra Fluck should one up this and make a necklace out of birth control pills.

  • BlahBlah

    Yo Mellissa were the tampons used? By you or someone else? We need answers.

  • lesterwink23

    Comcast must surely be proud of the absolute spectacle MSNBC has become. Nicely done, Dennis

  • Rob

    Dennis Miller is a cerebral comedian, I am surprised he can even make a living in the USA.

  • Guest

    Yeah…I’d sent Miller a tweet (as a reply to a different joke) that said, “She’s the #1 name in news…Period!” Ten minutes before he sent a joke with the same punch line.

    I guess Dennis doesn’t believe in retweets.

    • therantinggeek

      “She’s the #1 name in news…Period!”

      Gosh…even HuffPo reported that MSNBC was in third place, behind *GASP!* Fox News and CNN…

      …then again, Dennis Miller has quite a few followers, so he probably missed your Tweet. :)

    • ObamaFail

      Actually, her show is suffering the same ratings slump as the rest of the left-wing commie propaganda spewers at MSDNC.

  • Jake Bradford

    She is toxic waste.

  • bill_a_bob

    One can only hope that she is appalled at the detention of the Boston Marathon Bomber and wears a pressure cooker on that empty head of hers.

  • buckofama2010

    She should have wore used ones, they would have made her look and smell a lot better..PURE SCUM

  • Jeffrey Olah

    Unfortunately comcast/PMSNBC has the cable monopoly in my area

  • Christian Burgwald

    Tampons for your ears . When liberals speak my ears start bleeding.

  • liberalssuck

    Spot on!

  • Michael D. Fay

    What’s all the fuss? Tampons and abortion go perfectly together. The difference is so slight. One involves 23 strands of DNA, while the other 46. See…the analogy is perfectly valid.

  • Bolt Upright

    Butt plug earrings would be more appropriate.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      USED Butt-Plug Earrings!

      There, I fixed it for ya! XD Jawamax 8<{D}

  • MNWoman

    When trying to argue for a cause, disgusting displays such as this will do nothing for her credibility. She might rally some people who think like her, but since she is trying to advocate for a change in policy in which she is not on the winning side, this will not do anything but make her argument look dumber.

  • docflash9

    If a Midol commercial had only ran during that show it would have been perfection.

  • Les Mcc

    why didn’t she wear used ones??

    • Les Mcc

      it would have been much more effective!

  • Spasmolytic

    Careful Dennis, in our hypersensitive society your innocent joke is considered a ‘war on women’ by the left.

  • Elizabeth Lipp

    I am embarrassed to call her a woman. Shame on you. You are degrading yourself. You are a total fool.

  • john

    Great solution for what’s between her ears.

  • tjp77

    I don’t understand how people like MHP can tie their own shoes, much less get a television show. Even if that show is on MSNBC.

    • BayushiZero

      She probably wears velcro strapped shoes.

      Like Keds. Children’s shoes. Because it’s obvious that she hasn’t graduated the fifth grade yet.

  • http://www.awinninghabit.com lissa

    I hope he does this on O’Reilly…I need to record it. I can HEAR him saying this stuff and I laugh but when I watch/hear him for real? Gut-busting time. Miller rocks!

  • billkoch

    I wish he would stop calling her a moron. He is insulting morons.

    • ObamaFail

      I agree. My older brother is kind of a moron, but he still has far more common sense than any of the left-wing loons at MSNBC and CNN.

  • EricTheRed

    No disrespect to the inimitable Mr. Miller, but if he had called her a “douche” instead of a “moron,” that would’ve been funnier!

  • bannie2

    As an old lady and a high school teacher, I was shocked when a “normal kid” raised her hand to tell me that she had to go to the bathroom and asked if I had any “pads.”

    This proved to be a great teaching moment. Some things are never discussed in mixed company. Grace can still exist–even in this generation.

  • brando

    Who says the right has no sense of humor? Personally, guys like Gutfeld and Miller are way funnier than those turds Maher and Letterman

  • Blake Stanton

    This type of Liberalism is a severe mental disorder that cannot be treated with medication and psychological counseling.

  • barrashee

    So if the Tea Partiers wore Tea bags on their hats, will the offended pro abortionists wear tampons on theirs? I’m sure the makers of the product won’t mind

  • Richard Jefferies

    I fail to see what a tampon has to do with reproductive rights. I’m matching liberal facetiousness with my own of course. They think they are being shocking. They still think its 1950 where someone might gasp at their actions. I think if they want some good abortion symbology they should wear an awl around their necks and portable shop-vac on their backs.

  • King Leer

    Perry Moonbat Syndrome

  • https://youtu.be/h82D5ZvcALM CrustyB

    Tampons are used to soak up foulness. She needs them stuffed in her mouth.

    • Guest

      Melissa Hairy P is foul.

  • Rich

    Lady Gaga has been outdone.

  • gekkobear

    It wasn’t just tampons they confiscated.
    I wonder if she’ll break out her fecal earrings this week.

    I’ve heard she’s spent hours polishing them…

  • Gristle McThornbody

    I don’t think she’s a moron, period. I think she’s a period moron.

  • Chief Indian Never Wash

    I have a special going on — 4 pairs for the price of five

  • palintologist

    Doesn’t he mean Melitha Harrith-Perry?

  • beebop1952

    Is it an unintended message if she only wears one?

  • BiffWellington

    As vapid as this vile woman is, I’m surprised two tampons could do the job – I would have guessed a pair of Maxi-pads…

  • Jeremy

    Dennis Miller never fails to crack me up.

  • PatSisler

    “People in the GUTTER SYDNROME” It’s a Head illness all the left wing PIG’s have in common” They live in the gutter and want us to get down there with them. They can’t get passed their own SMELL”

  • erickcartman

    Harris-Perry refuses to accept she is half-white. Good for those that are white to not be associated with this “HALF-WHITE, HALF-WIT.”

  • Nodisha

    WHAT!!! You’re kidding right? Aren’t we all entitled to our opinions? Let her have her opinion!!! I assure you that Dennis Miller is not the brightest or the “rightest” of the bunch. There are more opinions than those of “right”, I mean white America. Retweet THAT!!!

  • Damien Johnson

    She’s a moron. and a bitch. Because she’s Ms “Thing.”