Ouch! WWE wrestler Steve Austin has a stone cold idea for terror-swooning Rolling Stone

Slam!

Actor James Woods and Disturbed front man David Draiman may have had the best skewering rants against the terror-swooning Rolling Stone cover featuring the Boston bombing suspect. But pro wrestlers are giving the magazine the business as well, keeping it short and oh-so-sweet:

The Iron Sheik weighed in Wednesday, as did “The Hurricane,” Gregory Shane Helms.

Bravo’s “Shahs of Sunset” cast member Mercedes Javid sums it all up:

Bingo.

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  • Kyle Schroeck

    Austin 3:16… Shove your magazine up your ass.

    • Canadian in USA

      …and that’s the bottom line, ’cause STONE COLD SAID SO!

      • Markward

        I miss the days of Stone Cold in the ring, there will never be another one that was an entertainer and athlete in one person. Was a crowning moment of awesome to see him inducted into the Hall of Fame. Never seen applause like that at Wrestlemania.

        • Canadian in USA

          Or when he saved The Rock at Backlash 2000. I miss those days too.

    • Canadian in USA

      (Sorry…just had to add…)

      IF YOU WANNA SEE ROLLING STONE GET THEIR MAGAZINE SHOVED UP THEIR ASS, GIVE ME A “HELL YEAH”!

      • Jay Stevens

        HELL YEAH!

      • Markward

        HELL YEAH!

  • Bemani Dog

    Totally unsurprised. Stone Cold is the Ted Nugent of pro wrestling.

    • Kabong30

      …and that’s a good thing.

  • I M Free

    coz Stone Cold said so….”Stick your magazine up in your ass.”

  • Magnifico

    The only place I want to see that picture is on toilet paper. I’d wipe my ass with RS, but I’d have to buy it, wouldn’t I?

    • LinTaylor

      Don’t do that, you might contract butt-stupid from that thing.

  • ForTheRepublic

    Well, it looks like The Texas Rattlesnake has struck again!

  • arrow2010

    When Stone Cold Steve Austin speaks… YOU listen.

  • ObamaFail

    Somewhere, the CEO of Rolling Stones heard some glass shatter.

  • Spasmolytic

    …cause Stone Cold said so!!

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  • Bathing Suit Area

    Pro-wrestlers, a group long known for their ability to understand complex and nuanced ideas.

    • Jeff McCabe

      You might look into the background and finances of pro wrestlers, before disparaging them as a group.

    • MarcusFenix

      They are still miles above liberals, in those fields. 😉

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Never disagree with a Professional Wrestler, or they may tie you up in knots… XD Jawamax 8<{D}

    • TYPE O NEGATIVE

      Why don’t you research Glen Jacobs or Sean Morley before spouting off.

    • Guest

      You mean republicans like Dwayne ‘ The Rock Johnson? A graduate from University of Miami who’s not only a wrestling legend but has established himself as a top Hollywood money maker.

      Or maybe your referring to Jesse Venture? Former Governor of Minnesota who’s a decorated Navy Seal.

      I should also point out that John Cena was recently honored by Make-A-Wish, he holds the record for most wishes granted. (300)

      What the hell have you ever accomplished? Get back to me when you get a clue.

      • Jay Stevens

        I appreciate your sentiments, but Jesse Ventura was never a SEAL. He left UDT Team 12 and the Navy 8 years before the UDT Teams were disbanded and grandfathered into the SEAL’s.

        I really do not know much about his lawsuit with Chris Kyle. As far as I can tell, it is a “He said … . No, he said ” thing. But as far as I am concerned, he sacrificed any remaining good will when he continued the lawsuit with Kyle’s widow, Taya.

        • Worship Dancer

          i agree. ventura is an ass. i hope the judge throws it out because there is no way for the DEFENDANT to meet face-to-face with his accuser now.

      • G.R.

        Dont forget about John Bradshaw Layfield (JBL). He is a financial analysis for the Fox Business Channel.

        • Doreen Beisel

          Or Chris Nowinski ,degree from Harvard

    • carti

      Grew up with the Williams kids. I assure you every single one of them is whipsmart, including Steve. Very good people, so shut up.

    • Doreen Beisel

      So says the couch dweller who figures getting off the couch and taking a dump while watching wrestling is a major athletic challenge

    • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

      More than leftists.

  • tops116

    I never much cared for Steve Austin, so it’s a sad day when he starts making sense.

  • Danny Wheeler

    Tell them, Stone Cold!

  • Mick J

    Austin 3:16 …..L0L, the man is an ICE COLD CONSERVATIVE!! I’m lovin’ it!!

  • Markward

    And Stone Cold Says so! Austin 3:16!!!!!

    (still have my shirt!)

  • BeeKaaay

    Yes! Steve Austin nails the leftwingwacko magazine on its bloodthirst.

  • SR5150

    I say again, what do expect from an anti-American liberal rag? On another note, in the liberal world, common decency and basic morality = censorship.

  • RedSoloCup

    Would like to see a one-on-one match in the ring between him and Jann Wenner.

  • AmericanMom

    I’m not into wrestling, but Stone Cold told it like it is and should be.

  • Margaret Manzi

    I would offer to boycott Rolling Stone, but I already never read it.

  • Steven Eisenpreis

    I’m boycotting ALL Wenner Media publications until Jann issues a public apology!

  • Doreen Beisel

    Hey Stone Cold give Rolling Stone a ” Stone Cold Stunner”!