‘Tweet fail!’ Idiot says what? Noted legal scholar Piers Morgan mocks Zimmerman ‘defense fail’

Gasping for breath! Idjit and noted psychic Piers Morgan took to Twitter to further expose his own idiocy.

In a pitiful attempt at self-stroking (he is super awesome at “interviewing” and he totally could have made Rachel Jeantel credible and stuff) he posted this ludicrous tweet.

Bless his heart.


The absolute absurdity of Morgan’s assumptions aside, there is another problem, Piers Buffoon:




Unbleeped: Rachel Jeantel teaches Piers Morgan proper use of N-word

Twitchy in the mix: George Zimmerman’s brother pulls out of Piers Morgan’s show citing host’s ‘garbage’ tweets

Because, guns: Noted psychic Piers Morgan exposes idiocy over Zimmerman verdict; Twitter schools

  • grais

    That’s retarded, sir.

    • Thomas

      hahahahahahahaha But it’s “retarTed”, not retarded

      • Fire and Adjust!

        Once knew a girl named Rita Ted………….. I don’t suspect her parents liked her much………..

        • rambler

          Did she marry Oscar Roux?

        • Justin Hogan

          Did she work for Sofa King?

    • Douglas Rood

      @piers moron I got a house for you on the South side of Chicago.lmao!

  • http://www.awinninghabit.com lissa

    He only had Jeantel on because Robert Zimmerman Jr. told him to find another guest for last night. GZ’s brother was supposed to be on but when Morgan stood by his defamatory tweets about George, Robert pulled out of the show and tweeted to find another guest. Unless Morgan was planning to have both on at the same time, which would have been unbelievably stupid.

    Oh wait. Not unexpected.

    Meanwhile, I turned off the interview – it was a train wreck.

    • Michelle

      I never watch Morgan, but I did last night just for the lulz. More than once after Jeantel answered a question, Morgan had an uncomfortable pause before he responded and I couldn’t help but wonder if each time he paused after one of her answers, he was thinking, “WTF did she just say?”

      • Republicanvet

        Prolly waiting for the translation in his ear piece.

        • Michelle

          Excellent point.

        • CatHerder

          Barbara Billingsley?

          • robcrawford2

            She translates jive, not pidgin.

  • Fire and Adjust!

    Ahhh yes, if ONLY she had clarified on the stand that TM said “Cracka” and not “Cracker”, the outcome of the verdict would have been completely different. THAT would have made it abundantly obvious that TM thought GZ was a security guard and thus TM should have, in fact, been in fear for his own life and had every right to punch said security guard GZ and breaking his nose followed by bashing his skull into the pavement.

  • TocksNedlog

    Dear Mr. Musket,
    If Trayvon was afraid because a ‘creepy-ass cracker’ was following him, then, instead of calling Jeantel, why didn’t he call 911 and tell THEM “there’s a creepy-ass cracker following me”?

    • grais

      Imagine how confusing that would have been to the 911 operator.

      “Do you mean ‘creepy-ass crackah’ as in ‘pervert’?
      Or ‘creepy-ass crackah’ as in ‘security guard’?
      Or is it a ‘creepy-ass cracker’ as in ‘ofay’?”

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        It’s “cracka”. Get it right! Sheesh….

        • grais

          Well, par don me!
          And please make allowances…I’m melanin-challenged.

        • Guest

          Polly wanna?

      • robcrawford2

        “Or is it a ‘creepy-ass cracker’ as in ‘ofay’?”

        Organizing for America was NOT following him.

        • mike_in_kosovo


      • missjaycee

        or creepy ass-cracka. as in a plumba.

    • missjaycee

      This is my question from the beginning. And, why didn’t Preshizz call the police if she heard trayvon saying “get off me”? She’s either worthless or a liar. Or… a worthless liar.

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    Piers Morgan and Rachel Jeantel, to all Humans…
    Life is to be entered upon with courage.
    Alexis de Tocqueville
    Intelligence is knowing that one has a brain to see with…
    the Natural Law…Natural Rights…
    As the only thing a person has the courage and ability to change about one’s self is behavior and attitude.
    Does the world owe you something?
    Do you owe it to yourself?
    The natural liberty of man is to be free from any superior power on Earth, and not to be under the will or legislative authority of man, but only to have the law of nature for his rule. Founding Father – Samuel Adams
    Is it not natural to defend oneself?
    Are one’s own hands and feet born and attached on to thy own self or born on another person?

  • Republicanvet

    The stupid is strong in many. It’s like kryptonite to Superman with Musket Morgan.

    • TDS

      It’s the truth that is Morgan’s kryptonite.
      He avoids it at all cost.

    • JamesMc

      I’d think that for Piers Morgan the “stupid” would be more like spinach to Popeye.

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    Did any of the witnesses on the stand get paid to testify in the Court?
    Did any of the witnesses on the show get paid by the show?

    • Republicanvet

      Do free Twinkies from the twinky count?

  • justlittlolme

    If the Rachel Jeantel I interviewed last night had been like that on the stand, we may have had a different verdict.
    If your team had been there then to take the 4 hours to make her presentable and 6 more in coaching her to make her understandable, she would have been Piers.
    It wouldn’t have changed the outcome of the trial, though.

    • TDS

      Not to mention having EVERY question double checked and approved so she could be coached on exactly what to say prior to the interview.
      It is so sad that the defense failed to do that same thing for her, and instead made her think on her feet.

  • Michelle

    I’m guessing Morgan didn’t pay much attention to Cooper’s interview with the juror (which aired directly before Piersy’s talk show). The juror made it extremely clear the verdict that was reached was based on one factor: Did Zimmerman think his life was in danger when he used that gun?” The juror clearly said ALL jury members, when coming to their final decision, didn’t consider anything that happened BEFORE THAT MOMENT. It didn’t matter that Zimmerman got out of his car, it didn’t matter what Travyon said to whom on the phone – the only factor they considered when it came right down to it was, at the moment the gun was used, did they believe Zimmerman acted in self-defense. All six believed it was self-defense. So, exactly what is it about that very moment does Peirsy believe would have changed if Jeantel had behaved differently on the stand? He is sofa king stupid. In fact, when Cooper asked the jury if she thought the use of “cracka” (from Jeantel’s tesimony) was racist, she said no.

    • Canadian in USA

      Trust me – Piers wouldn’t let facts get in the way of his agenda.

      • grais

        Interviewing Rachel Jeantel about the intricacies of language…the most hilarious agenda ever.

    • Paul

      gun control!

  • Magnifico

    Yes, Rachel’s explanation of the difference between “n*gger” and “n*gga” was gripping. I hope we hear more from this wise pontificator.

    • JamesMc


  • Steve_J

    Yes, a directed verdict by the judge.

  • $27789750

    Poor dear couldn’t spell cracka but did know it contained an ‘a’. Very thoughtful of Morgan to spell it for her. This be the new generation?

  • Republicanvet

    …if Joe Biden had a son…

    • tops116

      And somewhere, Beau Biden laughs before going “Hey!”

  • http://musterion.typepad.com/blog/ Joe Dokes

    How long is the Left going to keep on parading Trayvon’s corpse around in public? Metaphorically speaking, that’s exactly what they’re doing.

    • waterytart

      Look what they did with the Sandy Hook children, I’d say we have a few more weeks. Then, they’ll be on to the next outrage of the moment, and poor Tray Tray will be as forgotten as Sandra Fluke.

    • Bathing Suit Area

      Yeah, they should be parading the Benghazi corpses around.

      • tops116

        You might like the way Democrats paraded around the corpses of soldiers that died in Iraq? Or Democrats did with the Sandy Hook kids?

        Oh well, someone might as well take your advice. Maybe then we’ll find out what happened in Benghazi without someone falling back on the words “YouTube video.”

      • ObamaFail

        Yeah, then we could get justice for the 4 guys OBama and Hillary let die because they would rather aid terrorists than keep our guys safe overseas.

      • 3seven77

        That will NEVER happen. They want to keep those dead men, as well as the survivors, buried as deep and as long as possible. Truth can cause impeachment, ya know.

      • lainer51

        they would be paraded around if it served OBummer’s agenda, but it doesn’t so they don’t mean crap to him..

  • Mister A

    Oh, Piers… hypotheticals cannot substitute for facts.

  • RedSoloCup

    Musket Morgan the Moron.

  • HARP2

    Piers missed the point that Trayvon told her he was in his backyard….excuse me ?
    Why did he then double back to where George was ?

    • grais

      That’s been ‘missed’ (or ignored) by everyone who’s pissed about the verdict.

      • BigTBoom

        Entirely ignored by the media but the jurors didn’t miss that fact (possibly the most powerful four minutes in the defense’s closing).

  • alostjunkie

    Maybe Piers can have someone on to explain the term “white hispanic”. I need to be enlightened ’cause I don’t see that as a box to check on the forms anywhere.

    • Ken Alan Draper

      Yeah, I really need to leave those boxes blank because none of them desribe me. Caucasian? I’m not from eastern Europe, & neither is any of my ancesters. my family has been living in North America for hundreds of years, some for thousands. they need a box for Americans.

  • Brent Guthrie

    Wow! Just……..wow.

  • Marty Luther

    Quit blaming Piers. A person cannot be self-absorbed at his high
    level and also be up on American jurisprudence or other stuff.

    • Ken Alan Draper

      or even basic perry mason style legal jargon.

  • MSM


  • BrotherMatthias

    My God. He is getting stupider.

  • Scott C

    DeeDee appears on Piers Morgan show, in keeping with her desire to remain anonymous.

  • Guest

    It is people like you that cause these problems to begin with. Sad thing is your the only ones that wanted to interview her. All she is looking for now is that little bit of fame. And to think someone like you acting like such a parasite. Sucking what little bit you can from her fraction of SHOW TIME. ROTFLMAO. The human race is never going to move forward if we can not get past color, religious beliefs, ideals. and persecution. Everyone in this day tries to make a dollar or have there face out there. LIKE ONE BIG FUNNIEST VIDEOS WORLD WIDE. Including the NAACP.

  • Scott C

    Piers fulfilled promise to hide Rachel’s identity by having “viewers” watch something else…or nothing at all

  • William2010

    Trayvon Martin was not exchanging greetings, pleasantries, with George Zimmerman.
    Trayvon Martin was not giving George Zimmerman a massage, asking for directions, feeding him chocolate, or discussing the weather or the Miami Marlins, HG-III, or LaBron James.
    Trayvon Martin clearly was aware of Zimmerman as evidenced in Rachel Jeantel’s testimony re: their telephone conversation. Martin clearly held hatred and ill will in his heart, as well as blatant racism, bigotry, prejudice, and bias, as Martin described Zimmerman as a @(#$( crazy ass (@($( cracker or cracka’.
    Martin, out of spite, arrogance, hatred, racism, ill will, and intention to do bodily harm and even murder Zimmerman, stalked Zimmerman, struck him, pounced on him, and proceeded to beat Zimmerman toward severe injury, including brain, neurologic, skull and face, and other injury, and toward death.
    Zimmerman hesitated for quite a while before bringing out the bad news, the equalizer, and saving his own life against the aggressor, the violent Martin.
    Now the blatant hatred, racism, intolerance, and violence and ill will of blacks, leftist whites in the USA has come home to roost, and has pushed forth its ugly head, as the intolerant, violent, hate filled racists don’t care about justice, or the facts, but merely want unrest, want to kill Zimmerman, and any other Hispanic or White person they can.
    They are like the intolerant homosexual advocates, intolerant Islamicists, and intolerant pro-slaughter of baby abortion nuts. All want it there way, use violence and threats to get their way, put are enabled by a fawning, racist, bigoted, dishonest, amateurish press who help stir up trouble, race and hate monger, and rejoice at what they have cultivated.
    Let George Zimmerman and the women in the jury live in peace, without fear for their lives or those of their family and friends. Justice was done. A trial was held. No evidence was presented to show anything other than that George Zimmerman was the victim in this case, attacked by a taller, faster, fitter perpetrator, and, had Zimmerman been unarmed, he likely would have died that night, or suffered irreparable brain damage and other forms of damage, and we would NEVER have heard of him, or the violent attack perpetrated by Martin, something the violent black and leftist cultists omit when they claim that Martin was unarmed, an innocent child who was hunted down and killed by a racist white man with a gun.
    No, Martin was NOT a child.
    At 17 years old, June 1969, a week after graduation from Highschool, I was already serving in the US Armed Forces, during the Vietnam War. I was young, naieve, but I was not child.
    At 17 years of age, and the aggressor, Martin was no child. He was old enough to serve in the US Military, as I did, and more.
    It is so dishonest of the racist, bigoted blacks, whites, and press to falsely paint Martin as an innocent child, and claim that Zimmerman stalked and murdered an innocent child.
    A 10 year old, a 7 year old, they each can be referred to as “a child,” but not a 17 year old who is old enough to drive an automobile, serve in the US Military, work at many businesses, and so forth.

  • TDS

    All I can say to his post is…
    “That’s real retarded, sir.”

  • tops116

    I suppose next he’ll claim that FOX getting higher ratings is somehow a ratings fail.

    • TDS

      Well, to a Liberal, success is failure and failure is success…
      Just look at which one they reward and which one they punish.

  • rambler

    She almost made Piers sound intelligent…….

  • ObamaFail

    I’m pretty sure bringing an incoherent, lying, racist was a prosecution fail. Not a defense fail.

  • Noah

    please britain; take back Piers Morgan and give us Jeremy Clarkson.

  • jebjr

    I have never seen anyone squeeze their butt cheeks like Piers is in that photo. That just gives confirmation that Piers is always talking out of his a$$.

  • xm15e2s

    The left was supporting a gay basher all along. Priceless.

  • BlahBlah

    Piers, I have Clarkson on the line.

  • Justin Hogan

    Yes Piers. Excellent job. Thanks to your and Ms Jeantel’s diligent efforts, EVERYONE now has the right to say Nigg”a” with impunity as long as they are referring to someone who is male in gender.

  • ernst1776

    I think more people are exposed to Piers Morgan here then on his show. Please stop featuring his tweets!!!!

  • Guest

    On behalf of your closest national relatives and oldest friends – I sincerely apologise for Piers Morgan. He is an a55hat. If you could throw him out and swap him and his entourage for me and my family; we’re a pro-1st and 2nd amendment, God loving, community minded, hard working family who think the US is awesome and will serve her and her people and our God to the best of our ability ……………. please …………….. Put Piers “England is so much more civilised than the US because we have extreme gun control” Morgan on a large city council estate and watch the local feral yoofs put him into a British hospital that he thinks are so great.

  • Bayou Boogie

    Why is anyone surprised that the ‘House Tory’ Piers Morgan would utter such ignorance? I guess you haven’t watched any of his other shows.

  • lainer51

    What a unbelievable, long-standing, never-ending IDIOT!


    From the idiot that talked about his good friend Patrice O’Neal

    “It’s a sad day for comedy with the death of Patrice O’Neal, who I know
    that you knew,” Morgan told Cook. “She died of a stroke today. I want to
    take a quick look at Patrice on Jimmy Fallon, to remind everyone just
    how funny she was.”

    He’s been slaughtered by Alex Jones, Robert Zimmerman and Larry Elder this year already. Larry King was cranky and old, but at least he was informed.