Cher offers crazy-pants new name for ‘stand your ground’ law; Spots jury conspiracy

Cher 2016? Worst idea ever? Or best idea ever?

Cher has already promised she won’t toss her wig into the 2016 ring, but that won’t stop her from taking the nuttery up to ELEvENtY!!111! in yet another unhinged Twitter rant. It took her a few days, but finally — finally! — we have Cher’s post-Zimmerman verdict thoughts. Er, “thoughts.”

Let’s string the incoherence together: Cher’s suggested name for Florida’s “stand your ground” law is … drum roll …

Shoot any1 U want..with impunity…Whenever you feel Bored,crave some excitement, Feel like a loser,can’t make it to the shooting range,Want to impress The NRA,KKK,Neo-Nazi’s T-Baggers & ppl who thought Emmet Till got WHAT HE DESERVED !


By the way, you can take Cher seriously because she’s spent time at the shooting range.

To close out her latest Twit-burst, Cher hinted at a conspiracy behind a six-member jury deciding George Zimmerman’s fate.

Hey, she’s just askin’ questions (sans the question mark, natch).

Because we’re givers, Cher, we’ll point you to a little-known site called Google for the answer:

Zimmerman’s trial follows Florida statute 913.10 which says “twelve persons shall constitute a jury to try all capital cases, and six persons shall constitute a jury to try all other criminal cases.”

  • Patriot

    She left out gypsies, tramps and thieves.

    • bluewaternavy


      • Patriot

        Careful! I might be a minority or a liberal. In which case, I can not possibly be a racist!

    • justlittlolme

      No, it’s migrants, homeless and undocumented owners, ya goober!
      Get it right!

      • Patriot

        That’s peanut.

        • donenow

          poor Cher. I bet she’s surrounded by gun toting want to bes when she appears in public.

    • Miss Clairee

      Someone, please take Psycho Cher’s cocaine away! Maybe, even for a short while, that will alleviate some of her manic tweets!

  • RblDiver

    I’d Prefer To Call It “Capitalize Every First Letter Of A Tweet Like A Crazy Person With RANDOM ALL CAPS Thrown In Sometimes.”

    • TugboatPhil

      CAPITAL LETTERS MAKE YOUR THOUGHTS APPEAR SMARTERER!!!!!! (also excessive punctuation)

      • o0Nighthawk0o

        You forgot the 1 in the middle of the !!!!!!!! to make it look cool too.

    • Right Wired

      For all the money she makes, you would think she could afford a new keyboard….

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    To Debbie/Cher and Humans…To humans…

    Life is to be entered upon with courage.
    Alexis de Tocqueville
    Intelligence is knowing that one has a brain to see with…
    the Natural Law…Natural Rights…
    As the only thing a person has the courage and ability to change about one’s self is behavior and attitude.
    Does the world owe you something?
    Do you owe it to yourself?

  • RedSoloCup

    • LinTaylor

      So much beautiful facepalm…and I can name about half the faces. I really need to get out more.

  • Peyton

    Sometimes, the culture of the stupidity that we are up against depresses me, then I remember, America is worth the fight.

  • Fire and Adjust!

    I BelieveThe Reason Trayvon Martin is dead,is Because He was Walking in a Hoodie,While Black.
    Cher (@cher) July 16, 2013

    Interesting……… and here I thought it was because he attacked a man, broke his nose, and started beating his head into the pavement. Boy, those jurors should be pissed that they had to sit through hours and hours of evidence and tesitmony when all they had to do was read Cher’s twitter feed.

    • Texan357

      She’s using Piers Morgan’s update to the phrase “walking home” which is now synonymous with “beating a man mercilessly, `MMA-style`”

  • Texan357

    “Whenever you feel Bored,crave some excitement, Feel like a loser,”

    Project much?

  • The Penguin

    Good thing we have Cher to set things straight. Here I thought due-process and the right to a trial with a jury of one’s peers was exercised. She should have told the judge this before it all went spiraling out of control and a killer got off.

  • tops116

    “I BelieveThe Reason Trayvon Martin is dead,is Because He was Walking in a Hoodie,While Black.”

    Ah, the kind of logic I’ve come to expect from someone that claims to champions gays but goes ballistic when her own kid comes out of the closet.

    As for Trayvon, he’s dead because he violently assaulted a man with a gun. That’s simple logic. You’d think it’d be simple enough for Cher.

  • AmericanMom

    Remember Cher’s rants when or if she ever gets mugged, robbed or assaulted by a thug. She deserves nothing less.

  • BoscoBolt

    Another moonbat flies directly into the fire.

    Florida’s “Stand Your Ground” law had nothing to do with this case – everyone has a right to defend themselves from an attacker. Zimmerman defended himself from a violent attack, he claimed it was “self-defense”, his defense at trial was simple “self-defense”, not “Stand Your Ground”, and the jury agreed that Zimmerman had a legal right to defend himself from his attacker.

  • ceemack

    I’d say that Cher is bat-s**t crazy, but that wouldn’t really be fair to bat s**t.

    • TugboatPhil

      Also, guano can be useful as fertilizer and for making some high priced coffee beans. Cher has no constructive use in life, except maybe driving a cute little girl mentally ill and causing her to want to be a man.

  • Brent Guthrie

    I wonder if she could put this Twitter rant to music? It would be an instant radio hit!

    • wineplz

      add a little auto-tune and I think that will do the trick!

  • waltermitty2012

    There has been considerable amount of rioting and violence in California since the verdict. Cher and other celebrities should say something about that instead of going off on their rants about Zimmerman or the Florida judicial system.

  • grais

    Trayvon had already ‘walked home’. Then the tough guy went back and found George to teach that creepy-ass cracka a lesson.
    btw, I wonder if Cher considered herself just a ‘girl’ when SHE was 17, on her own, and shacking up.

  • Marvin Nelson

    She is as crazy as an outhouse rat. As Bruce Banner said in The Avengers, she has a headful of cats; you can smell crazy on her.

  • kate_middleton

    I am so sick of people talking about Stand Your Ground. Zimmerman didn’t even ask for a stand your ground hearing. It has nothing to do with this case.

    Self-defense is an appropriate defense everywhere. The jurors determined that there was reasonable doubt in the prosecution’s case (I.e. that it was possible that Zimmerman acted in self defense).

    If people want to bitch about it, they should at least get the facts right. I know that is asking way too much from these low information idiots though.

    • TugboatPhil

      I doubt that most of these complainers know any of the facts about the case or what was and was not presented in court. Actually I doubt that half of them comprehend more than 150 words of English.

      • kate_middleton

        You’re right, especially in Cher’s case. There have been media people mistakenly stating this too – which should embarrass them if they had any shame.

  • alanstorm

    “I BelieveThe Reason Trayvon Martin is dead,is Because He was Walking in a Hoodie,While Black”

    Why was Trayvon wearing a hoodie, then? Didn’t he know they were dangerous?

    I foresee strange new warning labels…

  • DV S1EOG

    With seeing all of Cher’s wonderful insights on current events, I am sure that Sonny Bono is happy that that tree was in his way..

  • Guest

    For all the money she makes, you would think she could afford a new keyboard.

    • Vitiosum

      or therapy…

  • kerrari1898

    “Want to impress The NRA,KKK,Neo-Nazi’s T-Baggers”

    The NRA founded the Armed Black Guard to resist KKK violence against blacks, Neo-Nazi’s(sic) are unlikely to be impressed by an Hispanic whose 1/8th black, and Fascist slogans included lines like “All within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state” and “everything must change”, which is the diametric opposite of what the “T-Baggers” stand for.

    Seriously, Cher; nobody’s expecting flaky, washed-up entertainers to say anything especially profound when talking about the real world, but I genuinely don’t think you could have failed any harder if you’d tried.

  • Diane Stephan

    Oh uh, the whack a do old white woman called Trayvon a BOY. Tisk tick.

    • Bob

      It’s a code word! She used a code word!!

  • thunderstrikes

    I felt dumbed down after reading those tweets

  • Conniption Fitz

    Another case of Botox Syndrome (BS). Pelosi is another.
    Symptoms: Lose ability to reason and think logically. Lose touch with reality, truth. Babble constantly just for attention.

  • Magnifico

    It’s so cute when liberal celebrities rant. After all, they’re just big children.

  • Damien Johnson

    “KKK” but Zimmerman isn’t whi–

    oh, what’s the use?

    • Vitiosum

      There is no use. There’s none so blind as those who refuse to see. She really is a loon.

    • Markward

      You can lead a horse to water…

  • The Official Andy ®

    “KKK”… but that was an invention of the DEMOCRATIC PARTY!

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    Deb/Cher will Eric Holer pursue this case?

    Obama on White Folks Greed…(Why would he write this in an autobiography?)
    Taken from his book and in his own words: “Dreams From My Father” page 158 of 235 PDF Form:

    “It is this world, a world where cruise ships throw away more food in a day
    than most residents of Port-au-Prince see in a year,
    where white folks’ greed runs a world in need,
    apartheid in one hemisphere, apathy in another hemisphere…
    That’s the world! On which hope sits!

    • Jay Stevens

      How much food does he and M. O. throw away daily now?

  • waterytart

    HEY, CHER, ask Chastity/Chaz how he/she feels about the fact that the only real reason Tray Tray and George came into physical contact is because Martin thought Zimmerman was a gay guy looking to rape him. And PLEASE post your answers. In caps.

  • John Howard

    I came for the all-caps emphasis but stayed for the lunacy.

  • ♕ Lisbeth ☿

    doesn’t the 1st amendment nullify racism if you’re not hiring someone? I would only assume the reason someone is being racist to you, is because you’re being an a$$hole… we need laws to prevent ppl from being a$$holes?”

    • Jay Stevens


  • ♕ Lisbeth ☿

    twitter suspended me… so I’m back on disqus… ha..!!

  • Bob

    Wow – after all this time, turns out that Sonny really was the smart one.

  • TocksNedlog

    You can’t beat this kind of stupid with a stick.

    Not legally, anyway.

  • missyree68

    Cher, You are 100% wrong. Just read and follow the facts and not be marching in lockstep with all of the other Hollywood robots that are uninformed, misinformed, and intellectually lazy. I can see why you and Sonny had problems.

  • Markward

    Uh, no. Cher shouldn’t run for office lest we want other countries to be concerned with the nut with the finger on the big red button to release the nukes.

  • notenoughtime

    Love, twitter! It is the great equalizer that highlights those who are unable to articulate an intelligent thought but still cannot help themselves and must tweet. Playing an intelligent individual when it is written for you in a script does not always translate to the real world.

  • Kristin

    She’s been hittin the meth again. The ONLY other people I’ve ever seen go apeshit like this – high on meth.

  • VotingForZombieReagan2016

    Why couldn’t Cher have skied into that tree instead of Sonny?

  • VotingForZombieReagan2016

    Cher 2016? Why bother? We already have a White House full of “Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves”.

  • Bathing Suit Area

    Hey, at least she’s turned caps lock off now for must of that.

  • wineplz

    to quote Rip Torn in “Dodgeball”, “[Cher’s] about as useful as a poopie-flavored lollipop.”

  • TheOriginalDonald

    I don’t recall her being THIS indignant when ORENTHAL got off scot-free


    I did not realize that my NRA membership came with a bonus KKK enrollment! Thank you, Cher, for letting me know! I better contact them to find out if that includes the robe and hood.

    As much as I love freedom and this country, I am seriously wondering if we need to make STUPID illegal.

  • Sara Nichols

    Cher is an idiot!