Shecky Sebelius: ‘#Sharknado injuries will be covered’ under Obamacare

Seriously. Her dip in the “Sharknado” waters should be grounds for some sort of reprimand at the very least.

Check out her comedic stylings — if you can stomach them:



Oh, sa-NAP!

Yes. Yes it is.

  • John

    Harrrrrrrrrr deeeee harrrrrr harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

  • BorderLine Guy

    Is she using that as her pitch for “funding” shakedowns?

    • Adela Wagner


  • ceemack

    If I were Kathleen Sebelius, I’d want to know if my chronic stupidity would be covered as a “pre-existing condition.”

    Oh, wait…you can’t cure stupid.

    • Jeremy

      She is way beyond any help no doubt.

  • CR

    Oh just great. How much did my taxes and premium costs go up NOW to pay for this additional unnecessary requirement on insurance policies?!?!!

  • CasualMeyhem

    I can get my I.Q. points back? THANK GOD!!!

  • CatHerder

    Haven’t we just about squeezed all the juice out of this?

    • Stone Bryson

      I’ll never be FIN-ished with SharkNado.:-)

      You’re welcome. And I’m sorry.

  • William_Teach

    Meh, I think it’s kind of amusing.

  • TocksNedlog

    Don’t quit your day job, Kathleen.

    Oh, wait . . .

    Do. DO quit your day job!

  • The Penguin

    At least it covers something.

  • trixiewoobeans

    As Matt Dawson noted, Obamacare IS Sharknado. Don’t think I’m going to go to my attacker to “treat” the injuries he inflicted…guess I’m kinda funny that way.

  • Stephen L. Hall

    Will ObamaCare cover the damage to my retinas caused by the bad acting; or will it cover the recurring nausea from being exposed to socialist politicians like Sebelius who keep trying to tell me that their tyranny will be benevolent?

  • Jeremy

    “Arrrr watch out for the Sharknado matie”

  • mapache

    she must have been one of the tens of people that actually watched that stupid flick.

  • Lg

    The only preexisting condition is mental illness, under #Sharknado the injuries are just the result