Oh my: Zimmerman trial judge and Chris Farley separated at birth? [photos]

Does the late, great Chris Farley have a long lost sister? Could Judge Debra Nelson be Chris Farley? As always, the Twitterverse is on it.

  • Jimni27

    I swear to God I was thinking the same thing when I saw her on the news yesterday for the first time. Glad to know I am not alone….

    • trixiewoobeans

      I thought she looked, and acted, like Evie Hudak, that smug, self-righteous “senator” from Colorado, who mocked pro-2nd Amendment citizens and trampled their rights. Same sneery, ugly attitude. It’s not the outsides that bother me, it’s the insides. Unfortunately for them, the ugly inside eventually invades the surface appearance.

      • Jimni27

        And a side of Linda Tripp

    • http://www.juegospara.info/ Juegos Para

      Glad to know I am not alone….

    • http://www.juegospara.info/ Juegos Para

      Glad to know I am not alone….

  • CatHerder

    I hadn’t made the connection, but now that it’s set in front of me…

  • dwok

    She’s hot!

    • steve

      Only a demorat would think that was hot…

      • robcrawford2

        No, seriously, she’s all sweaty and stuff.

        • dwok

          exactly.

  • Sean

    Holy shnikies!

  • GrindingMills

    Poor girl.

    • steve

      You meant Chris right???

  • Sua Sponte

    Florida transgender student barred from using women’s bathroom….http://dailycaller.com/2013/07/11/florida-transgender-student-barred-from-using-womens-bathroom/

    I was thinking this one at first…

    • CatHerder

      Ugh.

  • FaithColeridge33

    I really miss Chris. He was very funny. John Candy too.

    • https://twitter.com/WSPISFA WSPISFA

      And Phil Hartman…

    • https://twitter.com/WSPISFA WSPISFA

      And Phil Hartman…

  • perdogg

    I thought she looked like John Goodman in drag.

  • ToyZebra

    Oh crap, I just figured out who Obama will pick to replace Napolitano.

  • Scott

    Mike has never heard of satire….

    • Adela Wagner

      It appeared AFTER the Caveman’s time. And he STILL has not CAUGHT UP to it.

  • Jess LeAnne

    You know, I THOUGHT the judge looked strangely familiar… Oh, and, with her attitude she’s had throughout the trial, she kind of deserves what’s coming to her. Her and the prosecution have been less than professional. She yells at Zimmerman’s defense team and the prosecuting attorneys YELLED and SCREAMED at the jury. After that display yesterday, I don’t think they helped their case much. You don’t SCREAM at the jury.

    • Spiny Norman

      Prosecutors yelling at the the jury? Well, hey, they’re only preparing them for the inevitable result should they foolishly vote to acquit. Just a fair warning, see?

      • lewis barnett

        That is fear-mongering and you should be ashamed. Never mind what we may believe.

  • porgiefirefighter

    If she can get Zimmerman convicted of something, Judge Debra Nelson (aka Chris Farely) has been promised a starting position on Elena Kagan’s softball team.

    • sardiverdave

      She’s the one who looks like Lou Costello, right?

  • sardiverdave

    “Fat guy in a little robe…”

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      RIIIIIP! XD LOL Jawamax 8<{D}

  • ceemack

    Yeah, but would Chris Farley have been as biased toward the prosecution?

  • $4376194
    • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

      Wow. What a click whore, BFH. Chris Farley’s the meme. Done deal. Let’s save the masses some time and trouble now [clicking is so much trouble].

      • $4376194

        Are you picking a fight?

        • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

          Are your picking your nose?

          • $4376194

            I read some of your comments and was fooled into thinking that you’re a conservative. Apparently not.

          • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

            59 comments — 23 up-votes — and no followers.
            And you’re frontin’ and calling me out on ‘Conservativeness’?

            Just go back to picking your nose and whoring for site clicks before you hurt yourself. But let it be said — at least you’re good at something.

          • BigFurHat

            So if you’re a conservative, why are you attacking me and belittling iOwnTheWorld. Did we run over your cat? I’m just confused by your unsolicited attack.

          • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

            Yup, when you try to delete your own posts — they actually remain, verbatim, and they are simply relabeled as “Guest”. I also see that you changed Disqus accounts to post this most recent response after your failed comment deletions as well. I guess that is your feeble attempt to counter my last post, eh? If not, what gives? Ashamed?

            You’re not very comfortable out in the wild where you hold no sway. You should probably stick to your own home site if you seek to force and enforce conformity, stifle unpopular opinion, foist toe-the-line loyalty, and rule with an iron fist and maintain absolute authority in discussion comments. S.O.P. at your crib — but not out here.

            ¡adios!

          • BigFurHat

            No, sir. I re-aligned my Disqus account to my actual name BigFurHat, instead of bfhat, the way it used to read. Is that okay?

            How am I seeking to enforce conformity, stifle unpopular opinion, foist toe-the-line loyalty and rule with an iron fist when all I’ve done was ask you why you’ve picked an unsolicited fight with me?

            Did I ask you to stop using my art as your avatar? That would be ruling with an iron fist.

            Perhaps you would like to update your avatar with some other ubiquitous art I’ve created –

            http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=193448

            Feel free to use any of those too. Thanks.

          • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

            Ha! Your “art”? Prove it. Your own link certainly doesn’t.

            The Acorn cap with the nut still attached graphic has been around many years. The closest I could come to its genesis [via Google Image] was a post by Red Square [Oleg] at TPC in April 2009 — and I know you used to hang out there too. I also know that you’re definitely not Red Square and the ‘art’ graphic is not credited to you. In fact, you didn’t even post a single comment in that entire thread.

            Even Snopes had it in November 2009 and there is no mention of you. Website ‘Hoax Slayer‘ certainly doesn’t credit you either — but it certainly does trace back its roots. Again — no mention of you in it’s entire evolution which apparently started with just a cigarette in his mouth which is also uncredited but shows the acorn hat version wasn’t the original version.

            You a liar too? Please say it ain’t so.

          • BigFurHat

            No, I’m not Oleg. I’m BigFurHat of the KG3, which was the art group ON TPC established in 2008.
            We were one of the principle art suppliers to TPC when the acorn hat first appeared on the web.
            http://thepeoplescube.com/kg3/

            iowntheworld was established in 2009 as a splinter site from TPC.

            The chief contributors to iOTW included Snark and Boobs, who is Lori Ziganto, one of the chief editors of Twitchy.

            Sir,
            I am being nothing but cordial to you and have done nothing but ask you questions from the git-go as to why it seemed you have been itching for a fight.

            If it is your contention that BigFurHat, and/or iOTW, dry up and blow away because FlatFoot is in town, I guess I can only end this dialogue by saying,
            I tried to be nice to you and suggest that you perhaps use your considerable amount of piss and vinegar and energy and passion on the left.

            If this is just business as usual for you, and this is what you do as normal operating procedure, and you consider yourself a conservative, I think you need to either take a vacation for awhile or really do some reassessing as to what your role is in this fight against progressivism.

            Have a great day.
            Your friend,

            BigFurHat

          • terpsez108

            yeah up votes are everything–you ought to be doing Vaudeville

          • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

            Reading comprehension is not your strong suit. Obviously.

          • terpsez108

            obviously with you haunting Twitchy — intellect is not yours

          • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

            Did you say “haunting”?
            Well, you’re here too, two days after the fact.
            Aren’t you, Mental Midget.

  • neoface

    I thought that was Chris Farley impersonating a judge, its apparent by the blatant nuances of this trial.

  • Dane Gunderson

    Judge Nelson(D) should be living in a Van down by the river…

  • neoface

    The sad thing was the lawyer for the prosecution and this obnoxious judge knew they didn’t have a case, the prosecution grabbed for straws while this ugly judge hammed out for the camera. That’s about it, nothing to see here, now move along.

  • alumin

    OMG – thanks for the best laugh I’ve had all day!! love Dane’s comment….it’s the first thing I thought – she must live in a van…down by THE RIVER! LMAO!

  • Danny Wheeler

    Someone used the Necronomicon to resurrect Chris Farley and make him dress in drag!

  • http://www.midaspm.com Jade

    i think it’s messed up, but i can’t lie… i thought it too

  • ⚔Christophuh⚔

    I miss Chris Farley.

  • Mark81150

    Democrat or not… not going there. Refuse to mock her because the face she was born with seem to amuse people.. that’s just being mean..

    They left rebuts Rush with.. “heh… he’s fat”..

    They called Barbra Bush a man in drag.. they said Bush HW married his mom..

    Sorry if I;m alone on this, but I have this thing about mocking people for looking less than perfect.. it’s childish, and cruel. I’m a chronic pain patient, (fractured spine in two places).. and I really hate seeing folks suffer needlessly. That insight makes me less sympathetic to a cheap laugh at the expense of someone who can’t help the way she looks… yeah,.. I’ve been mocked as a cripple, so that colors my perception..

    • HWarrior13

      But they DO actually look alike. Whether you believe it’s mocking or not.
      It just is what it is.

      • Mark81150

        Look.. I know almost nobody is going to see it the way I do, but I can’t say it’s ok, if I truly believe it’s wrong, popular or not.

        I’m not judging anyone,. human nature is too find humor where ever it is, I understand that..

        I don’t see the harm in saying, please.. pause a second and ask yourself, what if my mom or aunt looked like that.. I have a niece, 12, trying to starve herself because some kid at school called her fat when ever he saw her, and she was always a reed.. that cut her to the bone, and now, we have to get a doctor to intercede, because she’s lost too much weight she never could afford to loose.

        it’s casual.. not ill intended,. but on the receiving side,.. it’s like a branding iron to the heart.

        Maybe being in a constant state of pain makes me too sensitive to such things.. but.. it is what it is.. and my perceptions on it are colored by that. I know nobody here is intending harm,.. she is a public figure,.. I just can’t help that it bothers me..

        • Hiraghm

          What would I care if your mom or aunt looked like that?

    • JoeMyGodNYC

      I made the same observation, but got deleted for it. Cuz I’z a hateful liberal.

      • HWarrior13

        OMG….you could PLEASE stop whining !
        I thought you were banned from Twitchy for being extremely “mean girl” ?
        I believe it had something to do with calling Tea Partiers a sexual, derogatory name.

        What happened to the ban? It seemed to be working out for everyone.

      • RedSoloCup

        Waah.

    • JoeMyGodNYC

      I made the same observation, but got deleted for it. Cuz I’z a hateful liberal.

    • Proud2bfromtheUSA

      I agree With you she is not an attractive person but not because of her looks because I know some women that are not the ideal picture of beauty but are still attractive women because they have the soul of beauty and it shines through all the imperfections. This woman is ugly because she is evil not because she may resemble some man.

      • Mark81150

        The soul shines through…

        very perceptive..

        My grandmother used to say something similar.. and you’re right, what ever inner beauty you have will be reflected in your outlook, and those who have a shriveled ugly inner self… that shows too..

    • Hiraghm

      I’m in favor of people mocking her because she’s making a mockery of justice.

  • American_by_Choice

    I thought I recognized her…

  • John Howard

    Honestly, I just figured the Church Lady had beefed up a bunch.

  • John Howard

    Honestly, I just figured the Church Lady had beefed up a bunch.

  • Albert Schmitlap.

    the only difference is,,,I think…when he was sober…Farley would have made a better, fairer judge. He wouldn’t have liked Obummer.

  • Right Wired

    Chris would the one to do this.

  • RedSoloCup

    Chris Farley is still alive!

  • Tread7

    That is funny !

  • http://www.juegospara.info/ Juegos Para

    Last hearing what happened! I apologize for not being monitored

    Friv para

  • Mick_Pearson

    Chris Farley? Twitchy please.

    More like a bewigged Karl Rove.

  • chrissy

    I thought she looked like that old wrestler from the 50s….Gorgeous George.

  • Tosheba

    In addition; Hollyweird is looking for an actor to play Hillary Clinton in her biopic. Seems to me Rosie O’Donnell is the only logical and look-alike choice.

  • Diane Stephan

    OMG, Yes!

  • Stephen L. Hall

    I don’t know that it is actually making fun of her. The facial feature similarities are striking; from the jaw line, the shape of the mouth, nose and eyes, the facial expression, even her hair is cut similar to the wig Farley used.

    Apparently, reviewing the comments, you are the only one who has called her overweight and ugly.

  • ImTheNana

    “I don’t believe in making fun of anyone.” And yet you were the first to call her/him “the overweight and the ugly”. What does that say about you?

  • NRPax

    Concern Troll is Concerned.

  • Steve Vandenberg

    She deserves insults and mocking! She’s doing everything she can to put an innocent man behind bars for the rest of his life. It’s pretty obvious that the prosecution failed so she starts pulling stuff outta thhat Chris Farley sized ass!

  • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

    Says the high-horsed proglodyte homunculus slapdick who is using Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer for your avatar. Who does/did recurring character Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer thoroughly debase and make fun of? ALL Lawyers — and even the entire ‘Justice system’ itself. And where does/did Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer come from? Well — where Chris Farley and his characters came from too — Saturday Night Live. numbnuts.

  • Adela Wagner

    WRONG…you need more research on “the last acceptable prejudice”…brought to you by the Obama administration.

    WRONG…you are the only one who has brought up weight and attractiveness.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008177942791 Mike

    So why is the comparison funny, then? Why is it funny if a woman looks like Chris Farley? Don’t pretend to be stupid. Conservatives don’t like this girl. Twitchy doesn’t like this girl. This is a wink-nudge association here. Otherwise, the comparison would be no big deal. What it says about me is that I’m not an idiot. Keep on truckin.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008177942791 Mike

    Yeah. And? Who says lawyers and judges shouldn’t be made fun of? That is why the Phil Hartman joke worked. But, honey, this was clearly making fun of someone else’s looks based on her ideology. It was going after a particular person. I think Democrats are wrong, but I’m going to tell them they’re wrong on the facts, not make fun of their appearance.

    And if it wasn’t intended to make fun of their appearance, why laugh at the comparison? As Tweeters did. This stuff is high school, and conservatives should be above it.

    Calling a woman ugly, or suggesting it, is low-level stuff. And Twichy should be ashamed of itself.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008177942791 Mike

    I love how a troll is someone who comments on a piece, while you are the real troll- because you add f-ing zero to this convo.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008177942791 Mike

    Adela, again, don’t be myopic. The comparison was clearly made to call the judge fat and unattractive. Why? Because that was Chris Farley’s thing, especially when he played a woman. Twitter brought it up, Twitchy recycled it, and I called it for what it was.

    Stop trying to defend something indefensible. I “brought up” the woman’s weight and attractiveness because that is clearly what is being talked about. Otherwise the comparison would mean nothing and people wouldn’t be laughing about it.

    Adela, you need to grow up.

  • ImTheNana

    ‘Looks-like’ said nothing about “the overweight and the ugly”. That was YOUR assessment, regardless of this later attempt of yours to indicate it must be what everyone else was thinking. Not liking her *as a judge* because of her evident bias for the State in her rulings and snarky dismissals of the Defence, has nothing to do with her resemblance to Chris Farley, who was a very funny comedian. If you cannot see your bias here, coupled with the ironic “I don’t believe in making fun of anyone”, that’s on you. But I think you just need to grow a pair and admit your conclusion was colored by your own biases.

  • trixiewoobeans

    Oh SNAP! They always “out” themselves in the end.

  • ImTheNana

    And then try to cry foul when you hold a mirror up to their bias (or racism, or lack of logic, or …).

  • NRPax

    Says the man with only 17 comments to his name who doesn’t believe in making fun of others but throws out insults left and right.

    You’re so adorable, I could almost take you seriously. As for the judge? She deserves every insult that’s getting thrown her way.

  • Adela Wagner

    HAHAHA let’s compare the ol’ public’s view, by the polling arrows this site has provided us.

  • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

    The fact that you expect the whole country to be just like you, and damn us all if we aren’t, certainly belies the fact that your “I think Democrats are wrong…” is disingenuous at best, and an utter lie at worst [go figure. the left truly is the ilk of pathological liars after all]. That, plus your comment history. Well — that plus that, plus the fact that you refer to me as “honey” which certainly belies your repugnant sexual proclivities too. And then there’s the whole epic false equivalencies which you employ without hesitation — straight from the ilk of Alinsky.

    Yep — it’s pretty much obvious now.

    You’re a trolling Proglodyte Homunculus — which, actually, kind of does justify your choice in avatar when I think about it in that vein.

  • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

    .

  • Adela Wagner

    If you think Twitchy should be ashamed of itself, why would you stay here?
    Caveman doesn’t GET what Twitchy is all about.

    CATCH UP Caveman.

    I do not go by what anyone else tells me I should be above OR below. Kinda like that Obama guy tries to do.

  • https://twitter.com/WSPISFA WSPISFA

    “making fun of someone else’s looks based on her ideology”
    Ya mean like how you lefties make fun of Sarah “Caribou Barbie” Palin?

  • Adela Wagner

    Mikey, again, stop regurgitating. Pointing out a comparison, is just that (in an intelligent person’s view). Personally I always thought Farley had a very endearing look about him, somewhat of an overgrown mischievous little boy you just had to laugh with because of his brilliant sense of humor.

    Her facial features DO resemble his, they could have been twins…period.

    Caveman, YOU need to catch UP.

  • HWarrior13

    …and yet, you continue to return to this site to insult people on a daily basis.

    BTW, it’s rich that YOU, Joe, of all people, have the audacity to lecture others behavior.

    You are the biggest, most obnoxious “mean girl” of all.

  • JoeMyGodNYC

    I insult people’s ideas and their hypocrisy, not their appearance.

  • American_by_Choice

    LOL! Well there ya have it kids… one’s appearance and the absence of ridicule for THAT, separates Joe from the run of the mill morons.

    Good for you Joe.

    Now, the fact remains… the Chris Farley factor is undeniable.

    That she is person who is intentionally allowing her own subjective feelings railroad a person who is CLEARLY innocent of the charges, is beside the point…

  • HWarrior13

    And to that LIE I say B U LL – CHYT….
    From what I’ve seen you write on Twitchy, you are absolutely one of the MOST mean spirited people on here…and NOT about people’s “ideas”, etc. You flatter yourself.

    Clearly, you fancy yourself as being “above the fray”…but guess what? You’re not.
    At least own your inner “mean girl”

  • JoeMyGodNYC

    Note that Twitchy deleted my observation. Guess I hit a little too close to home.

  • JoeMyGodNYC

    Note that Twitchy deleted my observation. Guess I hit a little too close to home.

  • American_by_Choice

    LOL…

    Yes… very effective.