Russell Simmons unveils gun-toting superhero president ‘B-Rock’

Unlike that shocking Michelle Malkin person, Def Jam co-founder and yogi Russell Simmons teaches his children to meditate, not shoot. What he teaches your kids is yet to be seen, but we didn’t see a lot of meditating going on in the preview for “B-Rock,” an animated series coming “soon” to Simmons’ All Def Digital YouTube channel.

What we do see is President Obama trading in his mom jeans and skeet shooting gear for what looks to be a full-auto firearm. No worries, though: “B-Rock” is “outrageous, irreverent, and hilarious.” Because “sometimes the President needs to put down his ego-suppressing Cool cigarettes and get ‘gangsta,’ transforming into the trash-talking, butt-kicking, doorag-wearing gangsta, B-ROCK.”

The trailer actually premiered last month but hasn’t made much of a dent in the public consciousness. Simmons theorized that YouTube’s counter must be stuck.

  • sybilll

    So….President Obama is white, and his daughters are black? How shameful. Nothing from this man surprises me any longer.

  • sybilll

    So….President Obama is white, and his daughters are black? How shameful. Nothing from this man surprises me any longer.

  • Adela Wagner

    So THAT’s where at least ONE of the Fast and Furious guns went. To a white man with very large ears, acting tough in a suit without his sleeves rolled up….naw, can’t be Obama.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      I was gonna say… “B-Rock” looks white.

  • Adela Wagner

    So THAT’s where at least ONE of the Fast and Furious guns went. To a white man with very large ears, acting tough in a suit without his sleeves rolled up….naw, can’t be Obama.

  • The Penguin

    Awe…Yo yo yo yo. It’s cool. A black guy did it.

  • The Penguin

    Awe…Yo yo yo yo. It’s cool. A black guy did it.

  • tops116

    “The trailer actually premiered last month but hasn’t made much of a dent in the public consciousness.”

    Then, based on precedent set by… someone, let us now blame this month-old trailer for what’s currently happening in Egypt.

    • The Penguin

      You sir/madame are an ass. Egyptian people affected change! Comparing that with a film is demeaning and ignorant.

      • Infidel

        trolololol because you don’t get it.

      • Grandma HeadInjury

        Ummmm…Tops’ comment was a callback to the Benghazi fiasco being blamed on a video…

      • John

        You’re being sarcastic, right?

        • The Penguin

          Was meant to be. I probably should have left more breadcrumbs. My apologies, really.

          • Grandma HeadInjury

            I’ve been THERE before. No probs…

  • tops116

    “The trailer actually premiered last month but hasn’t made much of a dent in the public consciousness.”

    Then, based on precedent set by… someone, let us now blame this month-old trailer for what’s currently happening in Egypt.

  • LinTaylor

    Wait, he’s saying Obama has ego-SUPPRESSING cigarettes? Why is this the first we’ve every heard about them? Someone needs to get him back on those things stat!

    • John

      I think he’s referring to choom.

      • LinTaylor

        Honestly, I don’t care what it is. Anything that shrinks Obama’s ego has got to be a good thing.

  • Maxx

    I can’t help but think if this had been created by a white comic, Simmons would be up in arms, what with the reference to Hussein, the do-rag, exaggerated booty Blacks pole dancing, the “I hate America” references, etc.

    If there is one thing you can count on from Simmons, it’s outrage turned on it’s “cool” and “hip” head because a “brotha” is behind the effort. God forbid if this had been created by Glenn Beck.

    • Love of Country

      Especially if a white Republican comic made him look extra black as per Russell’s own racial tampering and exploitation of the white barack with the big gun.

      • Adela Wagner

        If Biden had made it, B rock would have had a Big Stick.

    • trixiewoobeans

      It’s all about the benjamins to Simmons. Still snickering over his attempt to align himself with OCCUPY, while attempting to enrich himself with OCCUPY T-shirts.

  • Grandma HeadInjury

    Can’t forget the requisite Sarah Palin misogyny at 1:10, as well as other misogynistic booty/pole dancing scenes…

    Liberal #WarOnWomen…

    • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

      Why are liberals allied with oppressors of women around the world?

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    Simmons opinion of Obama indicates that he’ll be first in line to become B-Rock’s sidekick, Buttboy.

  • seemorejustice

    Should of been named ‘C-ROCK’ because all that wishful thinking was a bunch of crock!

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    As usual, Conservatives (Like Sean Hannity and Anne Coulter) are made out to be “enemies”, but B-Rock doesn’t go after them…Instead he dunks on Bin-Loser, fights madmen, and tries to be a good guy… Funny, but… FAIL!! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • notenoughtime

    O is hardly a cool, super dude but a skinny geek who manipulates behind the scenes. He couldn’t win a arm wrestling contest with a 10 year old let alone take on the bad guys. A juvenile portrayal by an adult who still wears a baseball cap as an everyday piece of garment.

  • CombatDiver

    Am I the only one that noticed that at the beginning of the trailer “B-Rock” cocks the “M203” on his rifle by opening it?

    • grais

      Well, he points his gun down to shoot skeet, so….

  • Richard Jefferies

    Does have a huge furry sidekick?

    When Barack the Anointed first ascended to the throne of U.S. King, I remember a huge outcry against conservative cartoonists who depicted him with “too big of lips.” (you know, dog whistle stuff) I guess it’s all good if you’re a black man doing it. He looks no different in this than caricature of him in the past, so, once again, hypocrisy much Lefties?

  • Richard Jefferies

    Let me add, and this is an obvious exercise in futility. What would happen if someone put out an animated show where a tea-party supporter picked up an M-16 with a 203, threw an anti-tank rocket on his back and went after the Black Panthers… You can’t even conceive of the outcry, can you?

  • Marcy Cook

    Why does Rahm look like Jay Leno?

  • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

    Comedy central had that stupid Bush sit com on air when Bush was president. This reminds me of a lot of the same thing. Because they are public figures and Simmons can’t be sued for infringement etc…..?

  • Conservaguy

    That may be the most lame thing I’ve seen in a long time. But then again, look at the material he was working with,

  • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

    …..

    • Jim Denney

      Another good one FF. I did a slight edit in order to properly honor the Liar in Chief.

  • Medicinewoman2

    I guess the Rush card is a bust? We needed attention?

  • MKFenris

    That isn’t accurate, he should have his finger on the trigger for no reason!

  • WilliamAmos

    B-Arf

    • Joe W.

      Hi William….did you ban the guy posting porn on the Palin thread yet?? I was just there and it is pretty nasty….thanks./……

      • WilliamAmos

        Joe sorry I am off today. Is another guy on duty. But will take a look

      • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

        #waronwowmen

  • Spinmamma

    So much time and effort wasted.

  • Spinmamma

    So much time and effort wasted.

  • http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1mo1wzFiu1qbubzqo1_400.gif Cleatus Van Damne ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Oh, wow! SWEET!!
    Cooooooooooooooooollllllll!!!!
    I can’t wait to get up early every Saturday and grab a great big huge popcorn bowl full of cereal and watch this and my cereal’s gonna get all soggy which is WAY cool ‘cuz I like it when it gets soggy like it does when I watch really, really super awesome cartoons like this is TOTALLY gonna be. (gasp)
    (SIGH)

  • right_on

    I think it speaks volumes when a liberal, like Simmons, can see through the Obama facade. He has the alter-ego all wrong though. Do you think Obama would actually take action, rather than dither? Not likely.

  • $25327935

    The scene at 1:12 tells exactly what he has been doing during his last 5 years.