Sarah Silverman would like to anally probe Gov. Scott Walker

Talk about pro-choice! Wil Wheaton has already informed Gov. Scott Walker in an R-rated tweet of what he’s welcome to do to himself after signing a bill today requiring women seeking an abortion to obtain an ultrasound, but comedian Sarah Silverman is taking a more hands-on approach.

For what it’s worth, the legislation also requires doctors performing abortions to have admitting privileges at a hospital within 30 miles — just another of  those “dangerous attacks on women’s health” that Planned Parenthood has warned us about.

Will Alec Baldwin complete the trifecta and suggest that Walker would probably enjoy Silverman’s anal intrusion? Please, people, leave this to the experts.

  • adam

    EQUALITY FOR ALL!!!! Now let’s make gay jokes.

    • BlueGood

      My Neighbour’s pet Horse “TWO TON” would like to “Orally Probe” Saraaaaah..Sillllllllverman……but just until she gagged…(He’s a Humanitarian Horsie), ….but we can all agree, she’d not gag for at least 4 hours…….

    • BlueGood

      My Neighbour’s pet Horse “TWO TON” would like to “Orally Probe” Saraaaaah..Sillllllllverman……but just until she gagged…(He’s a Humanitarian Horsie), ….but we can all agree, she’d not gag for at least 4 hours…….

  • waterytart

    And, if Scott Walker is like any average American, such as I, he probably doesn’t even know who Sarah Silverman is. I wouldn’t if it weren’t for Twitchy. And, as my Mama always said, “I didn’t know who you were yesterday, and your opinion didn’t matter then, why the hell do you think it matters now?”

    • NY2DC

      You don’t know her??? She’s a clinically depressed drug addict and bed wetter. She claims she won’t get married until gays can, but come on, that’s merely an excuse! No man is going to marry some hag who is pushing 50, wets the bed, and sounds like that! This is where her anger stems from. It’s the realization that she’ll never know what terminating a pregnancy feels like that aches poor Sarah’s heart.

  • Marvin Nelson

    Someone needs to anally probe Sarah to see if they can find her head.

    • trixiewoobeans

      She’d have given her right arm to have thought of that joke!

      • ObamaFail

        And her abrasive personality would still have prevented it from being funny.

        • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

          Gotta love feminism!

          And if you thought Lilith Stern was all icicles….

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        ..She’d better wash it first… XD Jawamax 8<{D} OH!!

  • ICOYAR

    Why can’t she be aborted right now?

    • Aaron1960

      …has me rethinking my pro-life stance for exceptions.

  • Elaine

    Not the first time she’s mentioned “anal.” Maybe she is anal obsessed? She sure is an A$$.

    • LegalizeShemp

      If you listen to liberals, they are obsessed with sex (the more deviant the better) and body functions. It’s part of the personality disorder they suffer from

  • QueenB

    I can’t understand why pro-aborts want to deny women the right to be informed and deny science. Seriously, its just a blob of tissue, right? Just a parasite, right? If that’s the case, what would a sonogram show but nothing except a blob of tissue.

    • ObamaFail

      They’re scared that when they see it actually looks like a baby, that they won’t be able to lie to themselves anymore that it’s not a baby. Happened to my Aunt. She got a sonogram while pregnant, then aborted it. Later, her guilt over killing her baby caused her to turn to alcoholism to drown her guilt. When that didn’t work, she turned to harder drugs. She has been in rehab numerous times.

      Not all pro-abortion zealots wake up like my Aunt. But when they actually have a soul, sometimes the guilt of killing their baby doesn’t bode well for them.

      • SturJen

        Hey, if you can…sneak her the name of Rachel’s Vineyard when she’s sober and can possibly remember. They deal with post-abortive women and MAY be able to give her the support she needs to get past it. She may never get over it…but past it.

    • trixiewoobeans

      Hey, this is a BIG industry. Gotta keep those bucks rolling in. Don’t want people developing any awareness, or, God forbid, a conscience!

  • Steve_J

    So, she’s comparing and unborn baby with a bowel movement? Nice.

    • ObamaFail

      It’s easier to do that than admit they want to murder unborn children.

  • stillinthe60s

    So regarding Wisconsin abort laws…SS says Walker wrecked em?

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      I see what you did… XD LOL Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Banned_by_KBTX

    Is the the “new civility” the MSM/DNC axis was shrieking about?

  • stillinthe60s

    SS shot video dry humping a dog in support of Dems so playing with someone else’s colon does not surprise.

  • Aaron1960

    Sarah Silverman = Saddam rape room. Classy

  • notenoughtime

    So little class; so little dignity!

  • $472942

    Yeah, you’ve just gotta love the hypocritical homo jokes from the nasty-ass liberals.

    Too funny…

  • LegalizeShemp

    Back door probing isn’t a form of assault for liberals like you Sarah, that’s how you show other liberals just how much you like them, correct?

  • Julie Gannon

    sex is the easiest propaganda tool. Simple Sarah Silverman

  • Hank Scorpio

    Is Walker Derangement Syndrome going to be covered under Obamacare?

  • grais

    I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that she has anally probed every house pet she’s ever come into contact with. Likely a behavior learned in childhood. People aren’t as sexually deranged as she without a deeply disturbing reason.

  • Steven Williams

    Personally , I could care less what she says . She is a total hottie , that’s all I care about .

    • Jarhead83

      Yeah, in a “dripping with STDs” sort of way…

    • HWarrior13

      “Total hottie” ?…Dude, she’s like a 1000 years ago and has had more “stuff” in her than women working in ho houses.

      Good God, so disgusting, I’m definitely going to need a brain transplant now.

      Anyone know if obamacare covers that ?

      • CatHerder

        Check with Roland T Flakfizer, he might be able to work something out.

    • HWarrior13

      “Total hottie” ?…Dude, she’s like a 1000 years ago and has had more “stuff” in her than women working in ho houses.

      Good God, so disgusting, I’m definitely going to need a brain transplant now.

      Anyone know if obamacare covers that ?

    • TheOriginalDonald

      I bet you also think Kim K is hot.

  • stuckinIL4now

    She should change her name to Sarah Analman cuz she sure is anally obsessive and anally obsessed.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      …Both Anally AND RECTALLY! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • http://redstate.com/ midwestconservative

    I wonder how long it is till my Governor gets on their bad side……hopefully not too long.

  • CitizenEgg

    So the left coast crowd is terrified of Scott Walker, huh? They’ve got good reason to be. He’s a decent man, a solid executive and a white male Republican. You think they’d chant ‘hail Satan’, since they think that’s what it takes to be the devil incarnate.

  • descolada9

    Why does Twitchy keep giving this horrible person a platform?

    • TheOriginalDonald

      You gotta know your enemy.

  • MKFenris

    Okay I think this needs to be said. Someone tell these celebrities and I use the term loosely, that unless they frickin live in the state they have no right to complain about who is running things. They can’t vote there, which means they need as the Iron Sheik would say, fuck off.

  • RememberSekhmet

    Girl, keep your domme pegging fantasies about strangers to yourself. My liver cries from the brain bleach

  • John

    N.C. No class.

  • John

    N.C. No class.

  • SideshowJon36

    Haha! Look at all the clever Liberals and their creative “They’d like that” quip! So original!

  • seek456

    I have a funny feeling Sarah is looking for her next gig. She’s trying too hard.

    Yes you women lovers – it’s horrible that people do care about the deplorable conditions at some of the abortion clinics. It’s deplorable that you’d have to have an ultrasound so perhaps the “Dr” (I’m using that term loosely) knows if you have a tubal pregnancy or not – before he maims or kills you.
    It’s absolutely heinous that the Dr. would be required to have admitting privileges at a hospital. You know which Dr’s don’t? Take a guess.

  • seek456

    I have a funny feeling Sarah is looking for her next gig. She’s trying too hard.

    Yes you women lovers – it’s horrible that people do care about the deplorable conditions at some of the abortion clinics. It’s deplorable that you’d have to have an ultrasound so perhaps the “Dr” (I’m using that term loosely) knows if you have a tubal pregnancy or not – before he maims or kills you.
    It’s absolutely heinous that the Dr. would be required to have admitting privileges at a hospital. You know which Dr’s don’t? Take a guess.

  • The Penguin

    RinaDina… where are you?

  • The Penguin

    RinaDina… where are you?

  • Adela Wagner

    She’s the one who said she’d LIKE IT. Actually said she’d like it EVERY TIME. Actually said “very much like”, sounds fetishy to me.

  • Adela Wagner

    She’s the one who said she’d LIKE IT. Actually said she’d like it EVERY TIME. Actually said “very much like”, sounds fetishy to me.

  • Maxx

    For what….jokes?

    Sorry Sarah….now that Kimmel has traded up, you’ve got to come up with those yourself.

  • teamfrazzled

    These pro-aborts believe they must deny the child’s humanity and its suffering lest they can no longer deny what it really says about them.

  • http://Twitter.com/jkerrysforehead John Kerry’s Forehead

    Ever notice that all those who are so vehemently pro-abortion are people who’s mothers didn’t abort?

  • digitalPimple

    I told you she’s a fecal troll.

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    What do you expect from someone descended from those that killed Jesus?

    Matthew 27:
    22 Pilate saith unto them, What shall I do then with Jesus which is called Christ? They all say unto him, Let him be crucified.

    23 And the governor said, Why, what evil hath he done? But they cried out the more, saying, Let him be crucified.

    24 When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it.

    25 Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Men are from Mars, women are from Venus… Except Ms. Silverman, who’s also from Mars… Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Baba Ghanoush

    Scott Walker is the man! Just look at what he has done for Wisconsin’s economy. I’d gladly take him down here in Illinois.

  • Stephen L. Hall

    So, does this qualify Sarah Silverman as a homophobe? Gay hating lefties!

  • Medicinewoman2

    I don’t know who to pity more, her or the etards who think she’s funny.

  • Guest

    Silverman is a vulgarian devoid of social relevance. Her level of attention-seeking grows more desperate with the decline of her career.

  • http://drudge.com snyper77

    skank

  • Brother bob

    Why is every time I see that disgusting face of hers I imagine hairy armpits?

  • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

    Sorry, not everyone is into your sexual fetishes.Besides, who knows where Silverman has been?

    You’ve got to watch yourself when it comes to liberal women.

    • Cmate

      And all these freaks think they’re special little snowflakes.

  • jimmyt

    I can just see Scott Walker telling his church about his porn habits.

    Just the sort of sadomasochism christians love.

    • Cmate

      That’s quite a TV you got goin’ in your head there.

  • hurrderr

    Sarah Silverman hates Christians. Google it.

  • froggy19510

    One of these people is reviled by thousands of people, is stupid and ugly. The other one is a governor.

  • blueniner

    Sarah Palin= beautiful, smart ,Spiritual, sane,…….Sarah SilverMAN =, Evil, ugly, devilish, insane!

  • emby76

    Like father, like daughter.

  • tops116

    Sounds like a window into Silverman’s relationship with Jimmy Kimmel.

  • Cmate

    Now we know her area of expertise.

  • Guest

    Sarah Silverman = Beautiful, funny, smart , sane woman Sarah Palin = Evil, ugly, devilish, insane Bitch

  • uflizzard

    Isn’t it amazing how Liberals love casting “gay insults”, but then accuse everyone else of being bigots or homophobes? These are the most vile people on the planet. Sarah Silverman needs twitter to even make herself relevant. Clearly she has no talent and uses disgusting comments to get attention.
    I’m glad to see all these Hollywood films bombing at the box office. Liberals are so self absorbed, they don’t realize that most people do not see the world as they do.

  • LegalizeShemp

    Yes, and Silverman has plenty of left wing wannabe fans, including Alison Rosen, who is Adam Carolla’s sidekick on his Podcast. Rosen is just Sarah Silverman without the mental disorder.

  • Misanthrope

    Apparently, Silverman’s grown tired of having her head up her own a$$.

  • KansasGirl

    Sarah, all you need to do, is, apply for a license to practice proctology in Wisconsin, then you’re good to go.

  • Jedd McHead

    Wow, how “edgy” Silverman is (yawn). I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, she puts the “whore” in “attention whore”.

  • gekkobear

    We want abortion to be safe, legal and rare.

    WHAT Are you doing putting safety requirements on clinics, we will NOT stand for that.

    NOW WHAT you’re trying to restrict late-term abortions which will make them more rare… HOW DARE YOU.

    We really only want legal… screw safe and rare.

    Common, unsanitary, and legal… That’ll work for the left now as a slogan.

  • Mark81150

    She’s a comedian?

    really?….

    never would have guessed from the lack of anything even remotely funny in her twitter rants… Threats, and smears are not funny in any significant way…

    but liberals find them hilarious for some strange reason.

    Note to Sarah,, moving a wand over the “outside” of your belly is not the same as an anal-probe.. much as you fixate on an*l,… I bet her mom had to call in the National Guard to toilet train this an*lly fixated piece of work.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    So homos are bad now?

  • WilliamAmos

    Bye Bye Orange Julius you just got banned.

  • trixiewoobeans

    Huzzah! Drinks on me!

  • Emily B

    YAY!!

  • HWarrior13

    Finally ! Just wish I knew what s/he (OJ) wrote.Of course there have been SO many vile things, I’m sure that comment was just as bad.

  • HWarrior13

    Finally ! Just wish I knew what s/he (OJ) wrote.Of course there have been SO many vile things, I’m sure that comment was just as bad.

  • The Penguin

    About effin time!

  • The Penguin

    About effin time!

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    “In the name of NASCAR, Toby Keith, and everything Holy… ” #LarryTheCableGuy It’s about time! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Guest

    Please go to the Sarah Palin story this morning. You are desperately needed there. Ban that piece of filth posting on there forever!

  • Mark81150

    Thank you…