FEMA administrator offers boating advice; Kayakin’ Kerry ignores

Breaking: Should your boating excursion go awry, it’s much easier to find you if you don’t sink. Your government is looking out for you!

But it looks like plugged-in, hard-working Secretary of State John Kerry doesn’t want to be found during his Nantucket vacay. (You know, the vacation the State Department denied.)


No life jacket? Well, when it comes to “sink or swim,” Kayakin’ Kerry never was much for swimming.

Chaos in Egypt is hard. But laser-like focus on the Nantucket Sound? Easy peasy!


Twitter user: ‘Kerry sailed right by me yesterday on the Nantucket sound’ [photo]; Update: Boston Herald confirms Kerry is on Nantucket

Another tweeter, surely mistaken, hears that John Kerry is celebrating July 4 on Nantucket

Cavalcade of conflicting info: Where in the world was John Kerry as Egypt lurched into chaos?