Going boating today? Wear a lifejacket, you are easier to find if you float. #Safety—
Craig Fugate (@CraigatFEMA) July 05, 2013
Breaking: Should your boating excursion go awry, it’s much easier to find you if you don’t sink. Your government is looking out for you!
No life jacket? Well, when it comes to “sink or swim,” Kayakin’ Kerry never was much for swimming.
Chaos in Egypt is hard. But laser-like focus on the Nantucket Sound? Easy peasy!