Roseanne: ‘Arm all teens’ against ‘big fat assed’ predators like George Zimmerman

Let it be known that Roseanne Barr is convinced of George Zimmerman’s guilt in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin.

But according to Rosie, all this could have been avoided. This afternoon, she offered up a somewhat unique take on Martin’s death:

Once more, with feeling:



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  • CatHerder

    The stupid, it burns.

  • Bemani Dog

    Nevermind “ground-and-pound”. I’m sure those against him will have fun with his SSN before lynching him after his eventual acquittal.

    • politicalcynic

      Don’t forget-the one clearly racist comment thus far was made by…Treyvon Martin. But of course that doesn’t matter-we can always rely on those doctored news media 911 recordings to call the white guy racist.

  • Lynn R

    Talk about fat asses…

  • Steve_J

    All I can hope for is that Roseanne runs into her own Trayvon Martin at some point.

  • waterytart

    And what protects us from fat asses like you Roseanne? Industrial sized can of RAID maybe?

    • Wootsauce

      The Bible, the Constitution, and any diet plan may work. Just brandish them and watch her flee!

    • GenJohnStarkReturns

      hahahaa… best avatar on Disqus! Looks like I’ll be putting in one of the Flying Circus discs tonight, thanks to you…

  • ObamaFail

    Another leftist idiot who already has the man convicted. Why is it it’s okay for libs to convict a man before the trial is completed, but they thought it was wrong for people to pass judgment on Jodi Arias until the verdict came in?

    • CatHerder

      Ideology. It’s kind of like Mythology for libs, but somewhat harder to convince True Believers that they’re barking up the wrong tree.

    • Rightturn

      It’s a unique case wherein absolving one man (or boy) of guilt is necessarily ‘convicting’ the other. Those absolving Zimmerman are convicting Martin; and those absolving Martin are convicting Zimmerman.

  • Waldo

    Who is this?

    • TocksNedlog

      In your case, perhaps it should be “Where’s me?”

    • politicalcynic

      ROFLMAO. Best comment!

  • Michelle

    I wanted to form some kind of intelligible comment to her tweets, but I can’t quite stop laughing at the idea of Rosanne Barr calling someone else a “fat ass.” I might be back later when the giggle fit has subsided.

    • trixiewoobeans

      LOL! Talk about fat-assed predators!

    • Jeremy

      I was laughing as well.

    • mwill

      don’t try…anything you say will be over her head.

    • chewydog

      Not just a fat ass, but then inferring that being followed by one would be “scary”…

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      Hence my reply to her: .@TheRealRoseanne I think you need some facts before spewing your garbage. You’re “fat-assed”, maybe we should arm everyone against you?

  • waltermitty2012

    A liberal calling for an armed populace to protect against themselves from attack. There is hope for us after all.

    • NotaLemming

      Roseann is a staunch 2nd amendment supporter. She also believes that rapist & pedophiles should get the death penalty as soon as the victim can pull the trigger. But about 99% of everything else she talks about is batsh_t crazy!

      • VerminMcCann

        Roseanne is not a staunch Second Amendment supporter. She just thinks that people she agrees with should have the right to shoot people she doesn’t agree with.

  • Furrystoat

    This is why most Hollywood Leftists have their publicists run their Twitter accounts. Roseanne’s refusal to do so insures that she will ALWAYS be an obvious, lunatic laughingstock to any thoughtful person.

  • Jeremy
  • Jeremy

    Roseanne Barr = Portrait of a moron in action.

  • Pat Loudoun

    She’s awesome! So much free humor!

    All the better that she thinks she’s taken seriously.

    Thanks Roseanne!

    • Jeremy

      She is an unfunny and a comedian in her own mind

  • keyboard jockey

    Rossanne Barr Logic “Neighborhood Watch” = “Predator”.

  • TocksNedlog

    “i hope u are never unnarmed when an armed big fat assed person follows u. it’s scary-”
    — Roseanne, honey, there’s nothing to be scared of; that person ‘following’ you is just YOU in the mirror.

  • politicalcynic

    Oh yeah…now HERE’S someone we all need to listen to for her obvious intellectual thought, rationality, brilliance and reliance of facts.

    Excuse me. I have to go see if I can get a prescription to ensure the STUPID isn’t contagious.

  • froggy19510

    Roseanne: ‘Arm all teens’ against ‘big fat assed’ predators like George Zimmerman.
    Or stupid has been unfunny foul mouthed, trash talking, arogant, fools like Rosane Barr.

  • GenJohnStarkReturns

    Well, to be fair, she does have some authority when it comes to talking about fat asses….

    • TexSizzle

      Only if she’s not projecting.

  • OpenTheDoor

    I have noticed self awareness is not a Prog trait.
    Roseanne comments on ass size, BWAHAHAHAHA.

  • Bongo Mawongo

    All the black teenagers are already armed. Trayvon just left his gun at home that night.

  • shay

    She clearly hasn’t heard any of the testimony. I’ll bet her opinion is based entirely on what she’s seen on NBC. Even so, l just can’t understand why someone like her, who is constantly judged by strangers who don’t know all of the facts about her life (granted, she exposes herself to such ridicule), would join this mob so willy nilly. I guess it’s a lot more fun to be the persecutor than the persecuted, so she’s decided to be a part of the pack for once.

    • LinTaylor

      NBC? I’m willing to bet she’s one of those people whose mind was made up within hours of the shooting, when we were still being told that a cherubic little 8-year-old black boy was hunted down and shot in cold blood by a rabid Klansman, and her opinion hasn’t changed one iota in light of the fact that, the original story was utter BS.

  • Steve_J

    Arming all the teens? Isn’t that what they’ve done in Chicago?

  • JohnDeaux

    Please, someone put this fat, rabid, old cow out of its misery!

  • VerminMcCann

    Remember a few months ago when everyone was like, “Hey Roseanne is all pro-gun now,” and I was all like “No, she’s still just your general-purpose leftist nutjob”? Well, I told you.


    “i hope u are never unnarmed when an armed big fat assed person follows u. it’s scary”

    But she is unarmed. But far scarier.

  • SophieRo3

    Pot Meets Huge, Fat Ass

  • RedSoloCup

    All buffets need to arm themselves from food giants such as Roseanne

  • michael s

    She’s convinced of Zimmerman’s guilt before a verdict,the way most here were convinced of Gosnell’s guilt before a verdict.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      He murdered a woman, you moron! Even if he hadn’t snipped babies’ spines, he still killed an adult woman through his negligence. Man, are you STUPID! Is that your face, or did your butt grow teeth?

      • michael s

        the issue is guilt before a verdict,why not be consistent? consistency is my main issue.

  • john gill

    Would you want Zimmerman as your neighbor?

    • Joel A. Edge

      Wouldn’t bother me.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      I certainly wouldn’t have wanted Trayvon for a neighbor.

    • RedSoloCup


    • Jay Stevens

      Sure. But I’m a RAAACIST.

  • ozconservative

    We should be armed against fat-assed socialist celebrity has-beens.

  • Joel A. Edge

    Honey, I wouldn’t be making any comments about “big and fat-a**ed” if I was you.

  • notenoughtime

    So now Roseanne is on the side of arming our youth!

  • MrApple

    I love how judgmental people are of Zimmerman’s actions. They all act as if they were there to witness the whole thing and know definitively what happened. Yet, all we really know is that Zimmerman and Martin were in the same neighborhood, there was a fight, and Zimmerman killed Martin during the fight in defense of his life. Everything else is pure speculation and nothing more.

  • dontcare4uatall

    …..And ZERO F**KS were given

  • stuckinIL4now

    Yeah, if anyone would know first-hand about “big fat assed” it would be the Roseanne.

  • michael s

    i told you before we don’t accept him. peddle that garbage to someone who cares.

  • Maxx

    What…she’s a size 2 now? Who is she kidding? There aren’t enough staples at Office Depot to get her there.

  • JoAnn

    Is she still here?

  • ThomasCollins1

    Did she really refer to SOMEONE ELSE as a fat-ass? LOL.

    Besides that a typical liberal. Second amendment for me but not for thee.

    • RedSoloCup

      She apparently has no mirrors in her house.

  • Samh09

    Hey @TheRealRoseanne get a life.

  • neoface

    These entertainment wackos should be ignored!!!! Most of them are not well educated, lacking common dignity and arrogantly think people would be interested in their point of view. I wish media would stop pick up their comments. JMO!

  • walterc

    I think they tried that in Chicago. . . now they are shooting each other along with babies.

    Crawl back into your hole Rosanne, no body cares what you think.

  • Right Wired

    “i hope u are never unnarmed when an armed big fat assed person follows u. it’s scary-”

    This is exactly what Tom Arnold thought.

    • QueenB

      I was going to says, “says everyone who has ever walked in front of you…”

  • Cuthbert J Twillie

    Hey Rosie, come to Chicago and take a stroll through the South or West Side after dark. Oops, scratch that — anytime — and you’ll meet some‘teens’ who are already armed.

    And if you do happen to survive being shot and wake up while in the Hospital, you’ll also find you’ve been robbed of everything on you, including your shoes And being a Cracker in their hood, probably raped. (yes, they really have bad taste in women — vomit)

  • Ender Wiggin

    Thank God she’s not on the jury or on television. She’s insane

  • Tamara Winfrey

    Isn’t she the one with the armed bodyguards? Or is that the other fat obnoxious one that won’t shut up?

  • crazy betty

    I’ll remember her advice next time I have to see her big ugly fat ass coming.

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    Oh, the HUGE MANATEE!!! @TheRealRoseanne blocked me… oh noes! Worst. Day. Ever! #SarcasmMuch

  • ArmyRetPat

    She’s still alive? Hope she’s not back on government dole.

  • ArmyRetPat

    She’s still alive? Hope she’s not back on government dole.