Get off his lawn: Singer Richard Marx offers best reason to be a Twitter crank

Ha! Sounds like a plan, cranky old man. It’s nice to have goals.

https://twitter.com/nhepicure/status/351337375529570305

Can singer Richard Marx also reach that second goal?

https://twitter.com/richardmarx/status/351220851091316737

Good start.

https://twitter.com/CferMN/status/351345797457125379

But, wait! He may not achieve the cantankerous old man deal just yet:

https://twitter.com/richardmarx/status/351069749888815104

You need to up the cranky, sir!

This Twitter user has a suggestion:

https://twitter.com/SportsJoe/status/351354764702916609

That would really increase your cantankerous street cred, Mr. Marx. As will this:

https://twitter.com/marctobolski/status/351342671505276929

https://twitter.com/gonzo_tele/status/351345026443390978

It helps if you shake your fist madly at the sky while saying it. You’re welcome.

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  • nc

    Does this mean cranky is going to be “cool?” YES!!

    • CatHerder

      Cranky is already cool, just ask my grandkids :)

  • Jack Deth

    Memo to Mr. Marx:

    In lieu of having a yard and lawn.

    Buy a rocking chair. Sit in it on your front porch or balcony and practice shouting.

    “They’re takin’ our jerbs!!!”

    • Finrod Felagund

      “C’mon, everybody, back to the pile!”

    • Finrod Felagund

      “C’mon, everybody, back to the pile!”

  • brewerandpatriot

    In ten years, private property will be one of those things we reminisce about while standing in line for an orange.

  • Jeremy
  • Finrod Felagund

    Spam-trolling has never been, isn’t, and will never be cool.

  • Finrod Felagund

    Spam-trolling has never been, isn’t, and will never be cool.

  • alumin

    Richard Marx: You first need to perfect shaking “the grandpa fist” while you say “get off my lawn”! Then you can truly be “cantankerous”!
    http://www.profimedia.si/photo/angry-grumpy-old-man-shaking-his-fist/profimedia-0008766377.jpg

  • Barack Hussein Sharpton

    Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right there complaining ’bout you!