‘Epic selfie’: @BarackObama pimps opportunity to meet President Boyfriend [pic]

President Bucket List rides again!

The OFA stoolies manning the @BarackObama Twitter account want to make sure you know how lucky you’d be to snag a photo with him:

According to the contest rules, it’s only open to U.S. citizens or legal residents, so DREAMers need not apply. Or maybe they can. It’s so hard to keep track of citizenship stuff these days!

Speak for yourselves, haters.

Now fetch us our swooning couches!

  • mickeyco

    Jakelee41- No, he apparently doesn’t have more important things to deal with. In Ireland, he told them they shouldn’t have Catholic schools. In Senegal, he told them they should allow gay marriage. Nobody else wants to hear what he thinks they’re doing wrong.

    • mickeyco

      Oops. I forgot all about Vlad. That was last week, too.

    • Diana Dee


  • Rob

    And have to Photoshop him out? No thank you.

    • Jeremy

      Yeah same here not interested.

    • Lady 12

      Ha! BURN! Beautiful, sir.

  • http://stringcandycraft.blogspot.com/ Kimberly Burger

    Epic selfie??? I think not

    • Bathing Suit Area

      The president using the vernacular vocabulary of today’s youth? Verily, one doth disapprove.

  • VetOnFire

    I AM running out of zombie targets!

  • R0nin

    Just more evidence of the left encouraging a Cult of Personality in order to advance their agenda. Let’s see now, who else does this? Oh, that’s right– Communist dictatorships.

  • Mother Nature’s Son

    mandela refused to come to chicago when he was in detroit. chicago filled with pimps and drug dealing blacks who need to come to africa and pick up arms to defend their land then call themselves africans. sounds like a man who doesn’t need a visit from the descendant of the slave merchants, in this his twilight years. get well nelson madela, freedom fighter.

  • ogama843

    The end of this post should read, “Speak for your SELFIES, you haters.”

  • Guest

    Obama wouldn’t want me to win that. Because I would tell him everything I think of the job he’s done as President right to that smug face of his. I’d tell him how disgusting his handling of Benghazi was, and how disgusting it is that he sends so much of our tax dollars to fund the Egyptian fascist regime. I’d tell him that the fact that he doesn’t see Americans suffering because of his refusal to do his job shows he cares more about the fame of his job than actually doing the job itself. Then when selfie-time came. I’d take a picture of my ass and hand the camera back to him, and tell him to frame it.

  • Rob Stevely

    lemme guess. The American taxpayer will be footing the bill.

  • badbadlibs

    Have a picture taken with the worst human being ever to be POTUS? I’ll pass.

  • TXKracker

    “OH, Looooook… Its’ Trayvon Martins dad, lets get our picture. I heard he knows Jay-Z and plays golf with Tiger Woods!!” Hurry let get some pictures”

  • TXKracker

    Honestly, I would rather be punched in the nuts than to even be in the same zip code as the arrogant prick, you know President Eye Candy…as he claimed on the view. Seriously, if I knew he was next door or across the street I would not even peer outside. But, the NSA would likely have me pulled out of my home in order to protect the Messiah Prez. Kardashian.

    • Bathing Suit Area

      I suggest you don’t enter the contest then.

      • TXKracker

        I suggest you stop suggesting your suggestions.

  • CDUB

    I am 120% sick to say this, That picture is probably the most sincere, even though he is mugging for a pic, as I have ever seen Barry. I’m talkin 5 yr time before y’all blow me up. It is the only sincere pic in the 5 yrs of him, It’s a nice pic, we have to give him that. And that is ALL i will give him

    • sec818

      It’s not humanly possible to use the word “sincere” to describe anything about Obama. Sorry.

  • http://discus.com yourmamatoo

    It is always about him.
    No one loves Barack Obama, as much as Barack Obama.

    • brianguy

      read Lebron’s championship speech… it’s like he lifted it from BO word for word. “I… I… I…”. never said “we” once.
      OTOH the captain of the Stanley Cup champs never used the word “I” at all. just “we”. ironically they’re from Chicago. guess which one BO will suck up to more…

  • OldmanRick

    The narcissistic brat’s only real claim to fame is his time as a druggie and small community agitator.

  • Peyton

    All conservatives need to apply. That pic would look great with a Constitution, Liberty, or other GOP shirt standing next to him.

  • ray

    I took a picture of me taking a dump. Same thing.

  • Suzyqpie

    I am on the OFA email extortion ring the 0bama Camarillo is operating. My most recent email, “You can win a free trip to meet the Pres all you have to do is decide if you want a hug, a hi five, or a fist bump.” A conversation with dignity about the direction of our country was not an option. Dignity is so yesterday, dude man chick sista.