‘He’ll roast Weiner’: Dana Perino proposes #GutfeldForMayor; Hilarious suggestions for campaign platforms ensue

Anthony Weiner might be currently leading the race to become the next mayor of New York City, but Dana Perino would like to see her fellow co-host of Fox News’ “The Five” make a run, if only for the platforms:

Hilarious suggestions for platforms and slogans continue to be added to Twitter:

The graphic for a hypothetical Gutfeld campaign is even finished already:

  • Marjorie

    Off topic…BUT…when checking my Wi-Fi connection which was being a little flaky… an FBI Surveillance van popped up in the connections window. I was browsing on Twitchy. Should I start packing or contact a bail bondsman?

    • GaryTheBrave

      They don’t have bail in the FEMA camps. Head for the hills!

      • Marjorie

        Well since I live in Colorado it’s a short trip…grabbing tent and AK-47 as we speak.

    • nc

      Oh heck, using the “Deen Standard,” we’ll all be busted for something we did or said 30 years ago that was offensive. Too late to worry now.

    • b_truit

      See that pop up on mine every now and then..FBI surveillance van … Granted feds do some stupid stuff but highly doubt they would name their wifi that. Lol

      • Marjorie

        True…but never underestimate the power of human stupidity…especially in large numbers. They do spell surveillance incorrectly.

    • john gill

      paranoid are we??

      • Marjorie

        Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you :)

  • Not-a-Marxist

    A least he’d be taller than Doomburg

  • http://discus.com yourmamatoo

    Love it.
    And he would actually have a chance.

    • Jeremy

      He would do better than a Weiner.

  • Jeremy

    This would be great.He would be the funniest Mayor ever.

  • r_coplin2001

    Greg Gutfeld might be a little strange but at least he would do a better job then the current mayor of New York City or Anthony Weiner.

    • Jeremy

      He is a great conservative thinker and hilarious.

    • beebop1952

      And keep his privates private!

  • http://navalwarfare.blogspot.com/ Libertyship46

    Gutfeld would roast that Weiner in a debate. Not even Cialis or Viagra could get that campaign up and running again after Gutfeld got through with him!

  • Moe Howard

    Greg Gutfeld for NYC Mayor, go to campaign page and “like”!
    http://www.facebook.com/GutfeldForNYCMayor

  • Guest

    Direct people to page-
    Greg Gutfeld for NYC Mayor, go to campaign page and “like”!
    http://www.facebook.com/GutfeldForNYCMayor

  • Guest

    Direct people to page-
    Greg Gutfeld for NYC Mayor, go to campaign page and “like”!
    http://www.facebook.com/GutfeldForNYCMayor

  • Moe Howard

    Greg Gutfeld for NYC Mayor
    “Vote for a Winner, not a Weiner”

    Please go to campaign page and “like”!

    http://www.facebook.com/GutfeldForNYCMayor

  • Moe Howard

    Greg Gutfeld for NYC Mayor
    “Vote for a Winner, not a Weiner”

    Please go to campaign page and “like”!

    http://www.facebook.com/GutfeldForNYCMayor