Schadenfreudelicious: MSNBC host ‘physically enraged’ by SCOTUS’ Voting Rights Act decision

The Supreme Court has ruled that Section 4 of the Voting Rights Act is toast.

Quick. Someone check on MSNBC’s Chris Hayes. And bring him a change of undies.

Aww. Second look at the offense of “judicial activism”? Yep:

HAYES SMASH!

Your tears of rage? Delicious!

  • https://twitter.com/Captain_Cy_kun Cy

    Anyone else really scared at how all these important decisions are 5-4? All Obama needs is to replace one of those 5’s and we’ve got a leftist run SCOTUS changing what “constitutional” means for a long time.

    • http://amandakmelson.wordpress.com/ GreenEyedGal

      Elections have consequences…

      • Clete Torres

        Vote stupid, get Stupid.

        • Neats

          So right. That’s why Bush the 2nd was such a tragedy. We suffered thru 8 years of his presidency and 30 years of Supreme Court appointments. It will take decades for America to recover from that vote stupid, got stupid.

      • lainer51

        yes and the country is living proof!

      • Bathing Suit Area

        Don’t worry, it’ll be much easier to keep poor black people away from the polls soon.

        • Billie Slash

          Like you Dems did before 1965, right?

          • Bathing Suit Area

            I’m not any “you dems”, but yeah, like what was happening before 1965.

          • vphilly

            Ok, how about “you filthy parasites”? That better?

        • Jeff McCabe

          How so? Give me an example.

        • lainer51

          really? I think the Black Panthers did one hell of a job keeping white people away in 2008, which the corrupt DOJ thought was “no big deal”… kind of like Billary spouting “what difference does it make that 4 Americans were murdered”…. get over it…

          • Bathing Suit Area

            If one black guy standing near a polling place is enough to scare you away, you’re probably too racist to be voting anyway.

          • Carolyn Palacios

            What a crock. You have no case, you must “move forward”. Get yourself some new stats and quit whining.

          • vphilly

            With low thinking vermin like you, it’s never a surprise when the race card comes out. It’s laughable how predictable you shitbags are.

        • vphilly

          Your frustration is delicious to me. Deeelicious!

    • Thomas

      Very much so, Cy!

    • StandProudNow

      Scared to death. Waaaay to close for comfort.

    • Richard Wayne

      Funny how the democrats can always get solid, dependable votes on the court….

    • JonInVA

      And we can’t even count on all the 5’s now anyway, after the Obamacare slap in the face – and I’m sure the soon to be Pro-Gay Marriage/Anti-States Rights decision forthcoming.

    • Fred

      This is why I believe a 5-4 split should mean that the matter is settled at the state level not federal. If I could redesign it then that’s what I would do anyway.

    • Fred

      This is why I believe a 5-4 split should mean that the matter is settled at the state level not federal. If I could redesign it then that’s what I would do anyway.

    • mickeyco

      Now that makes me physically enraged.

  • Brian Sullivan

    If your physically enragement last more than four hours….

    • StandProudNow

      …check yourself into the nearest state mental facility.

      • Red Fred

        We don’t have those anymore…

      • Red Fred

        We don’t have those anymore…

    • SpinMeNot

      Get a hillary supporter to stop by in one of those new t-shirts …

  • KayGee

    Well I guess this helps ya’ll feel better after SCOTUS’ Obamacare ruling. Is CJ Roberts allowed back in the Conservative Cool Kids Club again?

    • Clete Torres

      We’ll see how he does with DOMA first.

    • WisconsinPatriot

      AWWW, Bless your heart!

      • KayGee

        aw how nice :)

    • http://www.BoycottLeftism.com/ itekisan

      nah, he’s still a POS.

    • timmaguire

      It is a setback for liberal bias and discrimination, but not a big one.

      So, no, this does not make up for Roberts’ approving changing the fundamental relationship between the citizen and the state by ruling that, through some inconceivable magic apparent only to the chief justice, a penalty is a tax.

    • Zach Brewer

      But it’s NOT a tax, right?

    • lainer51

      how can we feel better?… that disastrous HellCare is law —- and BTW – it’s y’all,
      y’all!!

  • Clete Torres

    I predict a rash of cerebral strokes at MSNBC.

    • jd

      Heads are exploding over at the Huff-Po

      • Clete Torres

        I can imagine.

    • S H

      Hard to believe their level of tooldom. Hey; the act has been useless, other than a wedge issue, for years. Get over it!
      They’re so far gone they seem to really buy their side’s BS…..

  • docflash9

    Chrissy will work out his anger by repotting his plants.

    • Kristen Peterson

      lol!!

    • TocksNedlog

      He should mellow out by replanting his pot.

  • Clete Torres

    “One of the most stunning exercises in “judicial activism” ever.”

    Nothing like the 0bamacare ruling though, huh Chrissy?

    • RblDiver

      Oh no, of COURSE that was a shining example of reason and rationality and goodness and sunshine and stuff coming through. This is evil and darkness and sadface and those courts should be disbanded until such time as they rule in his favor again.

      • 1SkepticalChick

        He wants SCOTUS in the naughty chair.

  • John_LC_Silvoney

    More than likely, it’s just menopause.

  • Jim Denney

    Butthurt, Chrissie … THAT angry?

  • LinTaylor

    Am I the only one who imagines this guy’s “rage” being like Olive Oyl’s attempts to fight off Bluto before Popeye arrives, consisting mainly of ineffectual flailing and hurled insults like “you big gorilla”?

    • 1SkepticalChick

      Flappy hands flying! Duck!

    • Clete Torres

      Now THAT was a hilarious mental picture!

      • Bathing Suit Area

        Haha, we all laugh at the image of that tiny, helpless woman trying to fight off a giant rapist.

        • r07a23c

          What?

          • alanstorm

            Don’t worry – BSA’s only functions are to misunderstand the subject at hand and post “non-sequiturial” comments.

            Which he does very well, BTW.

          • Clete Torres

            Everyone has to have a trade….

          • TocksNedlog

            You didn’t know that Bluto was a sex offender? How un-PC of you!

        • Clete Torres

          Second Amendment rights help there, bathwater.

        • mickeyco

          Boy, it must be tough being you.

          • Clete Torres

            …because nobody else wants to be.

        • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

          Did you laugh about Juanita Broderick? She encountered an actual rapist, not a cartoon.

        • Billie Slash

          Hey what the heck! She forgot to pee on him.

        • vphilly

          Maybe you do, shitbag. It’s well know that vermin like you hate women. Personally, I enjoy a good old Popeye cartoon on occasion. Figures you’d take offense at something so innocent. Then again, what doesn’t your filthy kind take offense at?

    • dr44

      I read Chrissy’s effete little tweet-tantrum and cue the Marvin the Martian line: “Oh dear, this makes me VERY angry. VERY angry inDEED!”

  • NRPax

    You mad, Chrissie?

    • CatHerder

      Mad enough to tear a tissue!

  • marcellucci

    Chris Hayes seen storming off stage yelling ” I need a Medi-Pedi, STAT!!!”

    • Teej42

      Now THAT was funny!

  • Guest

    It looks like Hayes is suffering from PMS.

    • TocksNedlog

      Oh, I’m sure he’s pretty used to it by now.

  • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

    At least Chris will have his boyfriend Rachel Maddow to hold him

  • Marcy Cook

    Best. Tweet. EVAH.

    Ride It Down (NRA)
    @Beer__Wolf

    I’m so angry I could put on John Tesh and anger-vacuum.

  • Spasmolytic

    Chris Hayes and Rachel Maddow are the same person.

    • therantinggeek

      ARGGH! My EYES!!!

    • Pabst

      They’re not the same person, Maddow has the bigger dick.

      • claudehopper

        Has or is?

        • Clete Torres

          Yes.

      • claudehopper

        Has or is?

    • aliwilcox

      HILARIOUS

  • 1SkepticalChick

    Chris, Take a Midol & then take a nap.

  • Raj Arjan

    Physically enraged?? Did he wet his panties?

    Seriously, there are girl scouts that are more manly than this little girly boy.

  • Richard Wayne

    I don’t think this fella knows what Judicial Activism really is…

  • Jack Deth

    Who’s the snot nosed punk in the goofy Geek Glasses?

    • therantinggeek

      He’s a disgrace to geeks everywhere. #mytwocents

      • Jack Deth

        Tech, Comic Book, Trivia, Media or Bites The Heads off live Chickens at the Carnival Side show?

        Notice I’m diversifying my options here.

        Though I’m leaning more towards Carnival Side Show Geek.

        • therantinggeek

          Tech Geeks, sorry. :)

    • DarkKnight2016

      The lead host in MSLSD’s prime time line-up. O’Reilly crushes him so severely that it is really sad. Actually I believe that even CNN’s Anderson Cooper beats him in ratings.

    • Joe W.

      You will NEVER see Chris Hayes and Rachel Madcow in the same room at the same time. I wonder why…….?????

      • Clete Torres

        There’s a Michael Jackson/Diana Ross joke there, but I’ll leave it alone.

  • Mark81150

    So an “educated” leftist, thinks you can be “physically” outraged?… but not plain old emotionally outraged?

    What?… does his brow furrow even deeper as he vents his wrath on the great injustice of finding presumption of guilt, un-Constitutional?.. maybe he gets a touch of nausea or something?

    wets his pants?

    cries uncontrollably?

    or maybe just sits and holds his breath till he turns blue?… in solidarity with his smurf brethren?

    • Clete Torres

      You know, physically outraged: fists balled up, stamping his little feet and then throwing himself on the floor to roll about and cry.

      Kinda like a toddler.

  • ceemack

    Wow. Christopher Hayes, physically enraged. What an intimidating sight that must be.

    • Joe W.

      Be careful….he’ll slap you with his purse…..

      • ceemack

        “It’s a EUROPEAN SHOULDER BAG!”

  • ceemack

    Can someone please explain the concept of “judicial activism” to Chris Hayes? I don’t think he quite gets it.

    Maybe he should go over to Maddow’s place and try reading some of those books she won’t get rid of.

  • $1014973

    The world shudders when Chris Hayes is angry. Or is that laughter, I can’t tell?

  • Barack Hussein Sharpton

    I’d love to see how this wuss reacts should he ever scrape his knee and (((gasp))) blood comes out.

  • Okie_pastor

    Strange that the left who is always crying “Let’s Move On!” don’t really want to when it comes to VRA

  • DrSamHerman

    Who did he hit with his purse?

  • AtomicMug

    Chris Hayes, if you need to vomit, use the stall next to Nancy Pelosi’s.

  • dogwonder

    Oh no, watch out for flying combs and hair spray and gel.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jim.breed.5 Jim Breed

    Is it all in? with Chris Hayes.

    • TocksNedlog

      How could you tell?

  • George Pepper

    Can’t. stop. laughing. I love it when lefties feel pain.

  • Taylor Lake

    “Physically enraged” sounds like he’s trying to adroitly state that he just wet himself.

  • timmaguire

    Love the dissonance of Hayes’ tweet.

    It’s hard to picture “slightly surprised” at being “physically enraged.” Almost poetic and yet absolutely soulless. I think he’s lying about the “physically enraged” part. Maybe he punched his pillow or threw a beanie baby, but that’s about it.

  • $38343398

    Democrats knew they were going to lose this one. That’s why they are working so hard to legalize criminal invaders from south of the border.

  • wbmccl

    This is amazing logic:

    The decision is judicial activism because it overturns an act of congres. Then he says that the Supreme Court gives it back to Congres, who “will never come up w a new one.”

    So, does that mean that Congress can’t actually justify its actions in passing Section 5? If these districts are such a threat to voting rights, and if Congress has already approved pre-clearance once—why is it now so impossible that they actually have to provide a rationale for it?

    • Stan

      He’s not very smart…..

    • Stan

      He’s not very smart…..

  • ToyZebra

    It lets them keep up the myth of “racist America”, so of course they are upset.

  • Michael C Stephenson

    Take a Midol, Chris… it will pass.

  • TruDat

    I can just picture the pansy flailing about and falling onto his mattress crying his little eyes out.

  • TruDat

    I can just picture the pansy flailing about and falling onto his mattress crying his little eyes out.

  • docflash9

    Here’s Chrissy in his splendor.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFCb4j0E2p4

    • Clete Torres

      Who is the cowboy he’s leaning against? I can’t for the life of me remember his name.

  • docflash9

    Here’s Chrissy in his splendor.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFCb4j0E2p4

  • Sua Sponte

    Willing to bet that if I were to watch this guy throw a baseball, I would feel very, very sorry for him…

    • Clete Torres

      Kinda like watching 0bama throw out the first pitch, right?

      • Dragomance

        Or watching his free throw.2-for-22,especially for a grown man is pretty bad.

        • Sua Sponte

          Hmm, noting his inability on free-throws is obviously raaayyyyyssssssit….but acurate…

      • Sua Sponte

        Tops my list of worst train wrecks I’ve ever seen…It was probably the mom jeans, or maybe the wet dish rag wrists….

        • Clete Torres

          …or the mom bike with the goofy helmet. All that was missing was a basket and those streamers from the handlebars.

          • Sua Sponte

            HA…and the obligatory handlebar bell…

          • Clete Torres

            Ah, forgot about the bell!

          • Clete Torres

            Ah, forgot about the bell!

          • ebola131

            Hey, Reggie was making sure she didn’t bump her noggin.

    • ebola131

      You’ve seen him….in a TV commercial, playing catch with a little kid.
      What a wuss.

    • Bathing Suit Area

      People keep saying how smart that Steve Hawking guy is, but I judge people solely on their ability at sports.

  • Dragomance

    So first MSNBC talks about needing gun control after Sandy Hook,before even debating the constitutionality of that level of gun control,then you have them defending the NSA despite that it could definitely be seen as unconstitutional to the 4th Amendment,but then when a piece of VRA is deemed unconstitutional,then they have a problem?

    • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

      Really– surprised?

  • Jefferson Tea Party

    Was he so angry that he had to adjust his corset?

    • Jayrod

      It was the case of the vapors, I believe.

      • Jefferson Tea Party

        Poor dear.

      • Jefferson Tea Party

        Poor dear.

  • Lamontyoubigdummy

    Boy.

    Rachel Maddow is really upset.

  • The Penguin

    I think it was around 2004…

  • The Penguin

    I think it was around 2004…

  • Dane Gunderson

    So all states… even the ones where Democrats disenfranchised Blacks for decades… a 1/2 Century ago… have the law applied the same now? I guess it’s back to using the IRS, NSA, EPA, FBI, DHS and State Department to punish Republican voters.

  • TocksNedlog

    “One of the most stunning exercises in ‘judicial activism’ ever.”
    — Translation: “Waah! You won’t let us white, limousine liberals pander to Southern blacks anymore!”

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    “Physically enraged,” lol, DRAMA QUEEN!

    • Tim jones

      can you imagine the pig-squeal coming out of this daffy freak?

  • Jerry Camp

    I see that ‘separate but equal’ still has its admirers on the left…

  • tops116

    Chris Hayes is physically enraged? Pity the poor piece of paper that gets in his way.

    “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”
    “We don’t like you period.”

  • AMartel

    Midol. Pamprin. Readily available over-the-counter remedies for the vapors.

  • $29520529

    “Chris enraged!” All the other mice in the cage, upon hearing that, nearly died laughing!

  • waterytart

    Cover your eyes kids…….all I could think of when I read this, is a 12 year old boy experiencing his first h@rd on. What IS THIS? AND, am I gonna go BLIND???!!!

    I’m slightly surprised by how I physically enlarged I find myself.

  • EDUCATEDPATRIOT

    I am slightly surprised that Chris Hayes still thinks he is a man.

  • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

    Chris Hayes? Rachael Maddow? Chris Hayes? Rachael Maddow?
    Aw heck — Pamprin should work equally well on both since they’re one in the same.
    But I still wish it would make up its mind which one it wants to be already.

    “We’re not the place for breaking news.”
    We’re the place for

    M oonbats
    S pouting
    N othing
    B ut
    C rap

    So, c’mon sheople! Tune in and veg’ out — right here on MSNnnnnnNBC!

    –MSNBC President Phil Griffin [June 02, 2013]

  • richard40

    If MSNBC is screaming, it may be an indication that the SCOTUS got it right this time.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    I don’t think Chris was ever a pre-castrati. Just sayin.

  • Joe

    There is no way you can survive in this day and age without ID. If they are getting foodstamps, they had to have a SS# to get it. If they get welfare, they had to have a SS# to get it. If they have SS, they have direct deposit and they have to have a SS# to get the bank account and to get the SS. My wife works for the MVA here in MD and they can get an ID for free – all they have to do is ask. And if they have too much pride, the answers to a series of questions will also zero out the charges. That disenfranchised excuse is a load of horseshit.

  • TruDat

    Tissue? Or napkin (sanitary, of course)?

  • TruDat

    Tissue? Or napkin (sanitary, of course)?

  • Dragomance

    Hate to break it to you,but the comments haven’t been mostly about the VRA itself,but about Chris Hayes’ reaction to an unconstitutional piece of it.Wait,do you actually agree with Hayes that there is some Supreme Court conspiracy?If so,I pity you.

  • Dragomance

    Hate to break it to you,but the comments haven’t been mostly about the VRA itself,but about Chris Hayes’ reaction to an unconstitutional piece of it.Wait,do you actually agree with Hayes that there is some Supreme Court conspiracy?If so,I pity you.

  • walterc

    B D, Can you point out some specific comments that are racist? I’ve read the whole thing and I can’t find any comments that are racist.

  • walterc

    B D, Can you point out some specific comments that are racist? I’ve read the whole thing and I can’t find any comments that are racist.

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Say what?!? Come on goofball, you gotta try harder than that!

    Look, folks, it’s like a little kid! Thinks if he keeps saying RACIST RACIST RACIST it’s gonna make it true! Really kind of sad….

  • alanstorm

    So you’re admitting you have no idea what constitutes racism?

    Maybe I should have stopped after 7 words.

  • TocksNedlog

    A discussion forum where people are allowed to … um, what’s the word … oh yeah, ‘discuss’ things? Unheard of! Impudent! Impetuous!

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    You still haven’t shown an example of what you mean. Come on, Wonder Bread. Put up or shut up.

  • TocksNedlog

    Yep. We hate racial minorities SO MUCH we’ve taken our beliefs to the extreme of insisting that they be treated the same as anybody else.

    On behalf of the group, I denounce ourselves.

  • Jerry Camp

    The KKK is a democrat thing…they don’t like us much, either, douchecanoe.

  • TocksNedlog

    It IS refreshing to hear a goal post mover admit it. Good show!

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Like you got friends!

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Where? I don’t see a single one.

  • walterc

    You’re going to have to point them out, like icecoldtroll, not seeing any “comment deleted”. And because something is deleted does not mean it was racist. But again, not seeing anything racist or deleted. You’re going to have to help me out and point them out. Or at least tell me who the author is so I can find what you’re talking about.

  • TheExecutiveProducer

    And you have been asked to provide examples. You haven’t.

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Again: name one. ONE . SPECIFICALLY. And why.

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    My browser is highlighting the word “deleted” exactly 4 times on this page, and they’re all in the preceeding comments.

  • TocksNedlog

    “Hey, you can’t accuse me of moving the goal posts when all I did was stand around outside the stadium complaining about the crappy parking lot!”

  • TocksNedlog

    “Hey, you can’t accuse me of moving the goal posts when all I did was stand around outside the stadium complaining about the crappy parking lot!”

  • Cymbaline

    So are you going to get around to giving some examples or what? Shouldn’t be that hard, if this site is as racist as you say it is.

  • Clete Torres

    I see exactly…one. And it was your one of your cohort: bathing suit area (needs waxing).

    Drive thru.

  • Derek plt

    what are you about 6 years old?
    Your spiteful accusation reflects how petty and ridiculous you must be to try to attack this site the way you have.
    Racism is extremely offensive & I have never come across one comment by a sincere poster on Twitchy that had any hint of racism.
    The fact that you & your “friends” “find it funny” that racism exists anywhere is indicative of your lack of moral character. It’s obvious that you level false accusations at people/groups with whom you disagree, just like a typical poorgressive, deceitful leftist & since you enjoy the ignorance of racism so much you’re probably pretty familiar with those “KKK medals” you mentioned (whatever the hell they are). Just be careful at those racist gatherings you “enjoy” so much, I hear those psychopaths can be dangerous.