Conservatives sum up #LowInfoVotersIn3Words

Progressives at Netroots Nation this weekend confirmed what we have known all along: conservatives own Twitter. It’s a shame that low-information voters, for the moment at least, have such undue influence on the remainder of the country. Maybe a quick tutorial explaining these #LowInfoVotersIn3Words will help us understand all those trending topics we don’t cover on Twitchy.

Is that a squirrel playing a guitar? OMG that’s so cute! What were we talking about again? Oh yeah.

Add them all together and what do you get?

  • Frank DiSalle

    #LowInfoVotersIn3Words Romney killed somebody.

  • Rob

    I still hold that TV political ads should be banned due to Low Information Voters.
    If your vote can be won or lost by a 30 second ad then you really shouldn’t vote.

    • FFlintstone

      Low info voters do sucks, but you can’t infringe on free speech or voting rights. 15% of 2012 Presential Election voters said Hurricane Sandy was the what decided their vote. 3 1/2 years of bad leadership is forgiven with a short photo op? Ughh. I don’t know how America overcomes the liberals monopoly on feeding the low info voters lies.

      • Rob

        That is a good point but if there was any group one could argue the first amendment may not apply to, it is politicians.

    • Billie Slash

      You know its really bad when these people “vote with their lady parts”!
      Can they get anymore low-brow??

    • ObamaFail

      Also, if your vote can be decided because of the color of a candidate’s skin instead of his ideals and merits, than you should be banned from voting.

  • carla5731

    No I can’t.

    Deficits don’t matter.

    Lie to win.

    Vilify hard work.

    Yours is mine.

  • nc

    Brainwashed, Braindead, Brainless.

  • trixiewoobeans

    Boring Humorless Drones
    Excuses Excuses Excuses
    It’s Bush’s Fault
    Sarah Palin’s Dumb

  • stillinthe60s

    Kardashian For President

  • PVG

    Hmm, Hmm, Hmm!

  • trixiewoobeans

    Rich White Republicans
    Hillbilly Cracker Trailertrash

    • Corey Dennison

      Why do libbies think being rich is some sort of insult or crime?

      Also…why is being white or lower class an insult in their eyes?

      • I am not MetaData

        Being rich to them equates to being greedy. They fail to understand that “rich” people are the ones who create jobs. As for part two they’re idiots who need a brick in the head.

        • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

          Ebenezer Scrooge Syndrome

        • ObamaFail

          Maybe that’s the real reason libs hate rich people. Because they create jobs. The more jobs, means the higher the risk they might have to let go of the government tit and get a job.

      • trixiewoobeans

        They don’t think being rich is a crime anymore, for them! Notice how many rich, or VERY comfortable Libs there are? But they feel silly after all those years of demonizing Republican money, then finding they REALLY enjoy money after all. What to do? Pretend you still think it’s bad, hide behind your cash and continue deflecting attention by pointing at Republicans, while pretending to care about the poor BUT expecting the Government to take care of them…kind of a guilt/hypocrisy assuager. But their REAL feelings about the poor come out in their snobbery toward the above-mentioned “hillbilly, cracker, trailertrash” remarks, and the way they treat said people on a daily basis. You also don’t see many Lib businesses employing the “downtrodden” and “people of color” in any meaningful fashion…except for yard care and house-cleaning. They absolutely stick to their own kind, above the fray, and glory in their self-righteousness and causes.

        • trixiewoobeans

          Sorry to write a book! Lol!

          • Marvin Nelson

            This was an excellent post, so don’t apologize for stating your ideas so eloquently.

          • Zane Henry

            yep, this ain’t Twitter. Feel free to use as many characters as you want.

            excellent post, btw.

      • Joel A. Edge

        Anyone that doesn’t vote regularly for the Democratic Party is the enemy. Anyone that is rich and doesn’t agree with the Democrat Party is the enemy. They still haven’t figured out how they lost the south so many years ago. Hence the “Hillbilly Cracker Trailertrash” remarks. It’s how my party works these days. My apologies.

      • Billie Slash

        Well, at least you can’t accuse them of being prejudiced–they hate everybody!!
        /sarc

      • Charles Hammond Jr

        Liberals think it’s a crime when YOU are rich but THEY are not.

        Remember: THEY hate YOU.

  • Zach Brewer

    Screwed us all.

  • Squirrel!

    Koolaid is good!

  • muckraker

    Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

  • Charles Hammond Jr

    Status Quo Lover…

    I’m an Ostrich…

    I think the term ‘Low Information Voter’ is inaccurate truth be told. ‘LIV’s’ are actually people who are comfortable with the way things are, and are willing to disregard evidence that contradicts said view.

    • Billie Slash

      You give them too much credit for actually knowing what’s going on.

      • Charles Hammond Jr

        They don’t have to ‘know’. Even an animal knows that fire burns and water is wet.

        At this point… LIV’s are going almost entirely on feelings, and anything that goes against their gut feelings tends to be discarded.

  • Catchance

    #LowInfoVotersIn3Words: Global Warming Science

  • Greg Greenlee

    Tax the Rich!
    “Their fair share”

  • I am not MetaData

    Thanks for the mention TwitchyTeam!

    • nc

      Woo Hoo!

  • Jack Deth

    #LowInfoVotersIn3Words: Dumber Than Mud.

    #LowInfoVotersIn3Words: Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

    #LowInfoVotersIn3Words: The Party’s Over.

  • Ron Georgenson

    Time for vacation!

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    Blob of tissue.

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    Free Birth Control

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    iPhones for SNAP

  • HKopp

    Give Me That!
    (translate to your preferred vernacular)

  • OldmanRick

    I can sum up low information voters in two words: “gimmedat crowd”.

  • Jack

    how about “kill the unborn”

  • capisce

    #LowInfoVotersIn3Words

    Gosnell? Who’s that?
    “Women’s health” abortion
    Benghazi? Where’s that?
    It doesn’t matter
    Fast and Furious????
    Christianity is extreme
    Islam is peace
    Code word alert

  • Bill Board

    Dumb Ass People

  • C-Saw

    How about this one from shortly thereafter Ocare was upheld.

    Patrick Gaspard @patrickgaspard

    “it’s constitutional. Bitches.”

    dope .. that one still bugs me.
    http://thehill.com/blogs/twitter-room/other-news/235397-dnc-staffers-go-off-script-celebrating-healthcare-ruling

  • C-Saw
    • John

      I haven’t forgotten that. When the halftime show came on, we changed the channel.

    • Debbie Butler

      I CAN’T STAND Beyonce!

  • Hiraghm

    Gimme Gimme Gimme…

  • Hiraghm

    “war is peace”
    “freedom is slavery”
    “ignorance is strength”

    (3 government mottoes from Orwell’s 1984

  • jd

    Your fair share

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    #LowInfoVotersInThreeWords:
    Can’t answer that….
    I don’t know
    I’m NOT RESPONSIBLE.
    It’s a speedbump….
    Punish our enemies….
    #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • rennyangel2

    “Vote for revenge” sorry 4 words

  • chetnapier

    Obama hum job

  • chetnapier

    Obama ass hat

  • Conrad2010

    Liberal Hollywood never gets it wrong.

  • chetnapier

    no logical arguement

  • jwmiller

    #LowInfoVotersIn3Words- What’s for Dessert?

  • Edward Lozano

    Three words….how about-“I am stupid”?

  • Marvin Nelson

    Wealthy’s fair share.

    • http://www.NoelleCampbell.com/ Noelle Campbell

      Or: Your fair share. Because lets face it — the wealthy can move. We can’t.

  • ratizbad

    Where’s the jobs

    • Noah

      apparently the jobs will magically appear when amnesty is granted.

  • Kate

    Stuck on stupid…

  • AtomicMug

    Tenured College Professors

    • Noah

      worst case ontario

  • AtomicMug

    Main Stream Media

  • http://www.NoelleCampbell.com/ Noelle Campbell

    Doesn’t effect me.

  • SineWaveII

    1 First “black” president.
    2 First woman president
    3 First “hispanic” president

  • Chip

    They forgot their favorite line, “You’re A Bigot.”

  • bo1921

    G__ da_n America

  • Jim

    Celebrities are smart.

  • jenndee

    News is boring

  • lainer51

    Stand Up, Chuck

  • marcellucci

    Corpses’ votes count….

    • Charles Hammond Jr

      You’ve never been to Chicago. Sadly Corpses also tend to vote with the rest of the Zombies as a show of solidarity.

  • Bathing Suit Area

    “Fair and Balanced”

    • journogal

      Do you even know what that means? Are you incapable of accepting two sides of an issue or you can want to always be fed the progressive side? At least they have debates, MSNBC piles on the “token conservative” on their shows. We get it, you can’t stand that one cable news channel doesn’t slobber all over Obama, you are incapable of handling that. You are thick headed, small minded person who keeps their eyes shut; and wants to be spoon fed their news and told how to think and act like a good sheeple.

  • Bathing Suit Area

    “Corporations are people”

    • journogal

      Who works at corporations? Dogs? Monkeys? Who holds stocks in corporations? You better check you 401K there, hypocrite…you might be shocked. But that’s okay, hate corporations, but don’t cry when they leave and jobs are gone, okay? Just sit there and expect Obama to take care of you.

    • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

      Actually they are, you incompetent, ignorant tw@t. It’s long-established in law that corporations are artificial persons, creations of the law, that wasn’t some new construct out of thin air. Corporations have long been held to be persons (NOT “people,” I stand corrected) who are capable of being sued, owning property, being liable for taxes, and yes, having freedom of speech. So GTFO out, educate yourself, and don’t come back.

    • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

      Actually they are, you incompetent, ignorant tw@t. It’s long-established in law that corporations are artificial persons, creations of the law, that wasn’t some new construct out of thin air. Corporations have long been held to be persons (NOT “people,” I stand corrected) who are capable of being sued, owning property, being liable for taxes, and yes, having freedom of speech. So GTFO out, educate yourself, and don’t come back.

  • Justin Jurek

    What’s religious freedom?

  • LR99

    Democrats are Stupid!

  • LR99

    Liberals are brainless!

  • LR99

    Kool aid junkies

  • Mom_ofthree

    it’s only fair…

  • arttie

    my teleprompter says

  • j p

    Tolerate my intolerance

  • ToyZebra

    No personal responsibility

  • Debbie Butler

    More free stuff.

  • Danny Wheeler

    #LowInfoVotersIn3Words Gimme gimme gimme!

  • trixiewoobeans

    #LowInfoVotersIn3Words – Whaddya know! There’s one now!

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    Fox HAS friends…

  • Billie Slash

    Wow! An LIV!! You don’t disappoint, OJ

  • lainer51

    Joe, Mika, Barnicle

  • Finrod Felagund

    OrangeJulius posting here.

  • kerrari1898

    Obsessively playing racecard

  • lainer51

    Tattooed skinhead guy

  • realdeal

    Edward Moore Kennedy

  • WisconsinPatriot

    Chapstick and kneepads

  • lainer51

    Election night slobbering

  • realdeal

    John Forbes Kerry

  • lainer51

    Monica “cigar” smoker

  • Billie Slash

    Hillary Clinton lies.

  • realdeal

    Chris Matthews fawns

  • carla5731

    Obama snorts cocaine.

    Obama’s choom wagon.

  • carla5731

    I think conservatives tend to be tougher all around. For instance, they don’t abdicate the financial responsibility of reproduction. It’s liberals, not conservatives, who say, “Pay for my birth control now or pay for my kid later.”

  • journogal

    Can’t accept dissent. (Yet are very vocal dissenters when Republicans are in office.) Conservatives tend to be tougher, they don’t expect or want the government to take can of their every whim from cradle to grave. They can make their own decisions and take responsibility for their own actions, and not blame it on others.

  • Jim Denney

    NSA sent over this picture of you, Obama, & weiner.

  • realdeal

    Mommy’s basement dweller

  • WisconsinPatriot

    boo hoo hoo

  • lainer51

    Iphone sissy guys

  • carla5731

    Yet Vitter’s actually reading the entire immigration bill. What does that say about the Democrats who are going to reflexively vote for it without knowing what’s in it?

  • lainer51

    Barney in skirts

  • journogal

    Prove it…Just because someone disagrees with the Great One’s policies doesn’t mean they are racist. Democrat Robert Byrd was a Kleagle in KKK, a recruiter, yet liberals are so accepting of him. Please show me where Sessions belongs to the KKK. I would like to see credible links, and screeching “He doesn’t bow down to Obama’s policies,” doesn’t count. All you are showing is how thick-headed and small-minded liberals truly are.

  • http://www.NoelleCampbell.com/ Noelle Campbell

    Formerly Pro Slavery (I’m talking about the DNC of course)

  • cephasalpha

    ORANGE TROLL JULIUS In Internet slang, a troll (/ˈtroʊl/, /ˈtrɒl/) is a person who sows discord on the Internet by trying to start arguments and upset people.[1]. They may do this by posting deliberately inflammatory,[2] extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as a forum, chat room, or blog, with the intent of provoking readers into an emotional response[3] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.[

  • realdeal

    Byrd’s dragon hood

  • lainer51

    Byrd white hood

  • journogal

    Bitter little child, aren’t you. Be sure to tell everyone how tolerate liberals are, okay?

  • carla5731

    Why are all of your attacks personal? If you’re trying to prove that you’re a low information voter–someone who can’t be bothered with the complexity of political issues facing our nation–congratulations, you were there yesterday.

  • Noah

    hilarious that you would mock cruz’ looks. obama looks more like a rodent than any politician i have ever seen.

    go ahead and cwy “racist” at me now, you petulant little shit. you know you’re going to.

  • lainer51

    Pelosi’s botox face

  • carla5731

    You posted that an hour ago. I guess you’ve run out of ammunition.

  • kerrari1898

    Incompetent with grammar

    Apostrophes are optional

    Public school education

  • MominMich

    Levin’s awesome intellect!

  • kerrari1898

    Everyone who publishes videos edits them, you ignorant boob.

  • Noah

    okeefe works for msnbc?!

  • http://www.NoelleCampbell.com/ Noelle Campbell

    MSNBC Edit Fail

  • Thomas Blumer

    (You, OJ, and LIVs) Can’t handle truth.

  • journogal

    Prove it…come one, big guy, prove it with credible links (not DailyKos, non-profit Media Matters, HuffPo.)

  • http://www.NoelleCampbell.com/ Noelle Campbell

    Informed by ComedyCentral

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Yep, if you can’t refute it, just call it a racist lie.

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Yep, if you can’t refute it, just call it a racist lie.

  • Thomas Blumer

    Pathetic sexist pig.

  • journogal

    Is this all you have? Personal attacks? Typical liberal, all they tend to know is personal insults. Can debate the issues like an adult, resort to attacks.

  • trixiewoobeans

    (Your) War on Women.

  • Thomas Blumer

    Menendez does adultery.

  • journogal

    Why are you so pathetic? Can you do anything else but personal attacks? Can you?

  • Noah

    Foley resigned. When will Menendez follow?

  • http://www.NoelleCampbell.com/ Noelle Campbell

    Weiner likes Photobombs

  • WisconsinPatriot

    Menendez loves children.

  • http://www.NoelleCampbell.com/ Noelle Campbell

    #lowinfovotersin3words MSNBC Regular Viewer (as if those exist)

  • Thomas Blumer

    In your dreams.

  • Bretzysdude

    Orange Julius dumbass

  • journogal

    Why? Why would he be in hell? He didn’t drown anyone like Ted Kennedy. And on another note, why do you want to be dependent on government? You really want to be a part of collective, never doing anything for yourself? What is wrong with doing things for yourself? Scared to make decisions on your own? I have never seen people who willingly wants to give their life over to the control of the government.

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Hey, ya know why Kennedy died from brain cancer? He didn’t want to be the only brother to cash out without a hole in his head!

    Pfft! That wowed ’em over on the Vineyard!

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Hey, ya know why Kennedy died from brain cancer? He didn’t want to be the only brother to cash out without a hole in his head!

    Pfft! That wowed ’em over on the Vineyard!

  • cephasalpha

    @orange Julius. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. She is beautiful. Liberals see beauty as ugly, that’s your problem. You think Pelosi, Hillary, Barbara Boxer, et al., are all gorgeous.

  • cephasalpha

    Liberals don’t resign they loathe and deny personal responsibility. They just blame someone or something else and just do their best not to get caught next time.

  • cephasalpha

    They are called Internet trolls.Orange Julius is defined by that term. In Internet slang, a troll (/ˈtroʊl/, /ˈtrɒl/) is a person who sows discord on the Internet by trying to start arguments and upset people.[1]. They may do this by posting deliberately inflammatory,[2] extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as a forum, chat room, or blog, with the intent of provoking readers into an emotional response[3] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.[

  • realdeal

    Massa’s tickle fights

  • lainer51

    Billary’s wide cankles.

  • realdeal

    Maddow’s man….everything

  • mickeyco

    God, you’re stupid.

  • lainer51

    Mika’s bleached hair

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Toure’s balls in Barry’s throat.

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Toure’s balls in Barry’s throat.

  • mickeyco

    Don’t know grammar

  • Thomas Blumer

    Thatcher saved Britain.

  • Noah

    yeah, but Hillary’s a real looker, ain’t she??

  • trixiewoobeans

    IMA PAID TROLL!

  • journogal

    This is a mature response?

  • journogal

    Really? Are you even an adult? What a pathetic person you must be. Why are you so concerned about Thatcher? What did she personally do to you? You are just filled with pure hatred, and it’s funny to think that you believe that government cares about you and is going to take care of you. Boy, will you be in for a rude awakening.

  • Dragomance

    We all know you can’t read.Just like those who voted for Obamacare and still support it.

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Haha, CORNHOLER! CORNHOLER!

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Haha, CORNHOLER! CORNHOLER!

  • Dragomance

    OrangeJulius hates homosexuals.

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    CORNHOLER! CORNHOLER!

  • WisconsinPatriot

    EYE BLEACH NOW!!!!

  • Charles Hammond Jr

    She also invented soft serve.

    Say what you will about politics… doesn’t matter what side of the Isle you’re on… she at least made good ice cream.

  • trixiewoobeans

    Summer job. Notice the sudden influx of summertime trolls? The sad, indoctrinated University Drones are off for a couple months and need evil, capitalistic money.

  • journogal

    As if MSNBC is…or you. Come on, big kid. Prove your statements, come on. Liberals are such petulant, unhappy people. Look at you, all you have posted are idiotic personal insults, nothing else. “Polly want a cracker?” Good little sheeple, repeating what you masters tell you to, never once thinking for your self. Great representative of a liberal.

  • Noah

    Jamie Foxx??
    I agree.

  • Noah

    nobody likes you, that’s for sure.

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    LOL, says the dumb (unt who still biotches about PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH and how he won two presidential elections by beating your two village idiots.

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    LOL, says the dumb (unt who still biotches about PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH and how he won two presidential elections by beating your two village idiots.

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Better than Obama’s limp wrists.

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Better than Obama’s limp wrists.

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Really? Give me an example of one thing she said you consider babbling.

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Really? Give me an example of one thing she said you consider babbling.

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Haha, what Chris Matthews called a “tingle” down his leg was really a warm trickle.

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Haha, what Chris Matthews called a “tingle” down his leg was really a warm trickle.

  • Noah

    oj fucks trannies

  • Rob

    @radicalfce:disqus : “some smug kid in horn rimmed glasses completely incapable of naming our
    sitting vice president is negating my vote each November.”

    Nailed it.

    The political ad thing of mine caters to that kind of situation. I hate the idea that my vote got canceled out because some idiot voted for “Hope” and “Change” and I voted based on history, research, political science, economics, and a host of other things.

    Besides, if you take the money out of elections. You take the crony paybacks after the elections. No need to “remember your friends” after you’re elected. You just do your job to the best of the PEOPLE who voted for your. Not the INDUSTRY that bought your votes.