Number one with a bullet: #TalibanHitSongs blow up Twitter

Justin Bieber has competition tonight on the countdown of Twitter’s trending topics. We’re not expecting much out of peace talks with the Taliban, but maybe an iPod loaded with these #TalibanHitSongs could smooth the way.

Sure, the hashtag could be considered offensive, if you’re a member of the Taliban.

  • Frank Drebin

    I’m a Libyan on a Jet Plane

    • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

      Frank Drebin?! I have the strangest feeling I know you from somewhere…

      /Jacobs, Sagittarius!

    • TexSizzle

      Pinkard & Bowden recorded that song in 1988. You can see it on Youtube at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m4gm7Qrpkg.

  • Conrad2010

    Taliban come & me wanna go home.

    • LinTaylor

      Hey Mr. Taliban, Taliban me Nana?

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      DAAAAAAYYYYOFFFFFFF! DAAA-AAA-AA-AAAAY-OFF!
      #MusicTriviaTime #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      DAAAAAAYYYYOFFFFFFF! DAAA-AAA-AA-AAAAY-OFF!
      #MusicTriviaTime #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • AtomicMug

    Hello, Martyr, Hello Fatwa

    • 3seven77

      I love this!

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Great! The next line would be, “Here I am at Camp Delta.”

      • TexSizzle

        Here I am, stuck at Camp Gitmo.

    • Canadian in USA

      OK. I admit – I LOLd on that one!

    • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

      Oho, well played, sir!

    • MissDiane47

      We have a winner!! Hahaha!

    • NoToTyrants

      Fantastic. You should finish the lyrics. It would make for a great parody, complete with a video.

    • Noah

      you win the interwebs for the day.
      BTW, is that a picture of Ricky from tpb or is it the guy from Eastbound and down?

      • AtomicMug

        TPB. The greatest TV show ever produced.

        • Noah

          it is a good show. Too bad about Philadelphia “Phil” Collins though.

  • Jeffrey Jackson

    Islam is a race now? As in, people are born Islamic and cannot change ever? Interesting, I was always under the suspicion it was a religion people voluntarily choose to follow. Thank you, kind liberals, for showing me the folly of my way.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      You are correct, except that they consider “voluntarily choosing” to be for reasons of staying alive along with religious belief.

    • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

      Oh good. Now maybe Catholic bashing (and Eastern Orthodox) can now be racist too!

      • Will P.

        Of course not. Those are “Christian” religions…Perfectly PC to bash them.

    • rennyangel2

      You can’t always get what Iman wants.

  • CatHerder

    #TalibanHitSongs Hold On Loosely Before Pulling The Pin

  • CatHerder

    #TalibanHitSongs A Camel With No Name

  • CatHerder

    #TalibanHitSongs Like A Rock(et Launcher)

  • CatHerder

    #TalibanHitSongs Banana Clip Song

  • Junie3

    #TalibanHitSongs I Don’t Care if Tomorrow Never Comes Hank Williams

  • beebop1952

    Baby You Can Drive My Car Bomb.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Masul’s Silver Hammer
      Taliban Express
      Jihad me at Hello
      #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Masul’s Silver Hammer
      Taliban Express
      Jihad me at Hello
      #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • deimos19

    Hey Jude, I blow you up

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    Originally done by the Everly Brothers “ALL I HAVE TO DO IS DREAM”
    now…by the talli’s in charge band ~All I Have To Do Is Dream of 72 Virgins~

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    Original Song Title: By The Righteous Brothers “Rock and Roll Heaven”

    New Age Tali-B’s
    Rock and Roll Heaven With The 72 V’s

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    Chained Melody by the 72Vs and The TaliBro
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Original by Song: Unchained Melody – The Righteous Brothers

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    Streisand’s…”You Don’t Bring Me Flowers”
    Now performed by: Rappers
    The Ya Ya Tali banny Boys

  • capisce

    Poppa Was A Rolling Stone Age Man
    The Hills Are Alive With the Sound of Muezzin
    Allah Said There’d Be Days Like This

  • CatHerder

    #TalibanHitSongs Draggin’ The Infidel

  • John

    #TalibanHitSongs

    Smells Like Muslim Spirit

    Wish You Were Here (So I could kill you)

    (I’ll blow up the) Bridge Over Troubled Water

    Sweet Child (Lover) O’ Mine

    He Stopped Loving Her Today (Because she couldn’t conceive at 7 years old)

    Mammas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be American Pigs

    Yearning for Your Love (A tribute to my goat)

    Ain’t Nothin But a Muslim Thang

    You Martyred Me All Night Long

  • ObamaFail

    When I read “Don’t Stop Beheading”, I instantly started hearing Journey singing that song.

  • Andy from Beaverton

    Every infidel you take
    Jihad on my mind
    Won’t get crusaded again
    Oh pretty camel

  • Derek plt

    “Don’t Go Away Mohammad, Just Go Away”

  • ObamaFail

    Of course liberals are offended by this hashtag. The Taliban is a group revered and respected by liberals. And don’t even get them started on Al-Qaida. They will start writing poetry and love songs about them.

    • Jack Edward

      I think that you might be reaching a bit there...

      • shimauma
      • Derek plt

        I don’t think he’s reaching. For example the leftist lunatic Jim McDermott got all butt hurt about a terrorist wanted poster plastered across buses that listed around 15 most wanted murdering thug terrorists & it displayed their disgusting pictures. Ignorant Jim protested that showing pictures of wanted criminal terrorists was racist & he said that it wasn’t fair to the terrorists because it singled them out & hurt their feelings.
        If that isn’t psycho libtard-love for terrorists then what is???

  • marcellucci

    I Gut You Babe….

  • CynicOwl

    She’s only seventeen.
    Infidel says she’s too young.
    But she’s way too old for me.

  • Turd Burglestein

    Hello Mullah…Hello Faddah

    Here we are…in Camp Ramallah

    Jihad training…entertaining

    And they say we’ll have fun enriching uranium

  • Turd Burglestein

    Hey…Jew…Get off of my mushroom cloud.

  • Turd Burglestein

    I only have IED’s for Jews
    Simply because they’re near me
    Funny but when they’re near me
    I’m in the mood for hate.

  • Turd Burglestein

    Like 72 Virgins…touched for the very first time.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Catholic Nuns with Pump-Action Shotguns #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Catholic Nuns with Pump-Action Shotguns #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Derek plt

    “Scene from an Iraqi Restaurant”
    “Sweet Camel O’ Mine”
    “Killin’ on a Prayer”
    “Walk Like A Mujahideen”
    “It’s the end of the World as We’d Like It (And I Feel Fine)”
    “Every Robe Has It’s Scorn”
    “She Blinded Me With Jihad”

    • Turd Burglestein

      More like “She Blinded Me With Acid”

      • I am not MetaData

        He Blinded me…. Women are property there with less status than even a goat…

  • Derek plt

    “I Ran (So Far Away) from the Marines”

    • ObamaFail

      “Into the arms of a Democrat!”

    • ObamaFail

      “Into the arms of a Democrat!”

  • Derek plt

    “Little Red Caliphate”
    “When Jews Cry”
    “Should I Stay or Should I Blow Myself up”

  • Derek plt

    “Come on Eileen (or I’ll cut off your nose)”

  • walterc

    The first cut is the deepest. Don’t even have to change the name of the song.

  • rennyangel2

    You Can’t Always Get What the Iman Wants.

  • Steve_J

    #TalibanHitSongs “Killing me brutally with his Sharia”

  • Steve_J

    #TalibanHitSongs “We are the Champions” This is directed at two administrations that put us in and kept us in a losing situation and didn’t know enough to get us out when it became apparent we didn’t have the will to actually prosecute the war.

  • Dexter Alarius

    “We Bombed This City”
    “Sheep Drives Me Crazy”
    “It’s Raining Men…Parts”
    “(I wish that I had) Jessie’s Goat”
    “Everybody Have a Gun Tonight”

  • Tigerspike

    BlowingMeUp Rhapsody

  • Tigerspike

    BlowingMeUp Rhapsody

  • Frustrated Teacher

    #talibanhitsongs – “Cruel, cruel Sunni”
    “Angry Young Muslim Man”
    “Bomb Iran (and Irag, and Afganistan, and Israel, and Syria and….)”
    “I Wanna Cut Off you Hand”
    “Hole in the Infidel Tonight”
    “When I Grow Up (to be Imam)”
    Not my best, but I’m running a little slow today.

  • Frustrated Teacher

    #talibanhitsongs – “Cruel, cruel Sunni”
    “Angry Young Muslim Man”
    “Bomb Iran (and Irag, and Afganistan, and Israel, and Syria and….)”
    “I Wanna Cut Off you Hand”
    “Hole in the Infidel Tonight”
    “When I Grow Up (to be Imam)”
    Not my best, but I’m running a little slow today.

  • Dexter Alarius

    “What I Like About Ewe”
    “When I’m with Ewe”
    “Never Gonna Give Ewe Up”

  • Dexter Alarius

    “What I Like About Ewe”
    “When I’m with Ewe”
    “Never Gonna Give Ewe Up”

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    #TalibanHitSongs
    Jihad it coming
    Bombs Away
    Bomb-ache tonight
    Mercedes-Benz Car Bomb
    XD #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    #TalibanHitSongs
    Jihad it coming
    Bombs Away
    Bomb-ache tonight
    Mercedes-Benz Car Bomb
    XD #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • IBINAR

    Thanks ALL for the laughs, these are great!!!!!!

  • IBINAR

    Thanks ALL for the laughs, these are great!!!!!!

  • Joe

    “All I Want for Christmas Is an RPG”
    (Yes, irony intended)

  • Joe

    “All I Want for Christmas Is an RPG”
    (Yes, irony intended)

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Hey this works just as it is:

    “The Long Black Veil”!

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Knock Three Times (On The Detonater)

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Sweet Home Al Jazeera

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Come On Baby Light My Firebomb

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Domo Arrigato, Mr. Jihado

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Another one that works just fine as it is!

    Paradise By The Dashboard Light

    (you may need to think about that one…)

    • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

      And another one from the same set:
      Wheels On Fire

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Waiting For A Goat Like You

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    The Safety-Off Dance

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    The Night They Drove Old Mecca Down

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Be True To Your Madrassah

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Set Fire To The Zionist – Aggressor Rain
    –by Al-Adel

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Three more that work just right as they are:
    Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
    Shoot To Thrill
    Back In Black (goin’ out to the ladies with that one!)

    • Derek plt

      what about “TNT”

  • Steve_J

    “School’s Out”

  • I am not MetaData

    Aww my song Dirty deeds done with sheep didn’t make the lineup… Oh well. Plenty of other good #Talibanhitsongs got mentioned :)

  • rennyangel2

    You can’t always get what Iman wants

  • Noah

    #TalibanHitSongs
    “Where have all the martyrs gone?”
    “Jihad to tha bone”

  • Noah

    Baaah Baaaah O’riley.