Fixed it for ya! Ted Cruz dings Obama with caption on Facebook pic

Americans are still waiting for President Sequester to #OpenOurWH. Cruz’s caption says it all.

Here’s the original image, posted to Barack Obama’s, er, we mean Organizing for Action’s Facebook page Thursday morning.

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Add your captions in the comments section.

  • 24fan

    #GoTedCruz

  • http://WestValleyGreenHomes.com/ Eric Johnson

    How can I top Sen Cruz’s zinger?

  • Billy Purcell

    Home for me and Jay-Z but not for thee…or maybe the #IRS

  • GMMI

    Still livin’ large at 1600 Penn on the taxpayers’ dimes.

  • Nancy6

    Now, which one of those windows is the door?

  • ForTheRepublic

    Too long to write out, so;

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0

    • CherDash

      Perfect! That is definitely his theme song.

    • CherDash

      Perfect! That is definitely his theme song.

  • HARP2

    I`m famished.
    I hope Mooch has dog for supper.

    • John W.

      He just came back from Ireland, remember. No doubt he ordered up some Setter Stew while he was there.

      And before that he was in Germany, so most likely there was some Shepherd Pie on the menu…

      • Billie Slash

        Bow-Wow Chow.

  • Zach Brewer

    “I’ve got a 100 problems, but a place to live ain’t one.” … but replace problems with scandals.

  • http://yourdaddy.net/ NotaLemming

    I can see Tyranny in OUR HOUSE!

  • leslie

    Going home to make sure the IRS employees get their bonuses

  • Murray

    Screw you guys, I’m goin’ home. a la Cartman.

    • Murray

      So you know, that is my caption entry, not a sentiment directed toward anyone here or the Honorable Senator Ted.

      • Canadian in USA

        No worries. We got it. :)

  • TocksNedlog

    Oh, for the day
    When he walks the other way
    For the very last time

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    Too bad it’s not the street to the Obama’s Govt. mortgaged house in Chicago or the one in Hawaii.

  • BlahBlah

    Wait, which one is the door again?

  • Guest

    This is no longer the peoples house it belongs to Barack and Michelle. Just ask them.

  • neoface

    He meant for this sequester to hurt the little people!!! In the meantime the Obama’s will be on extreme summer vacation on the taxpayer’s dime. Hell, I would like to stay in a hotel for $3,500 per night room. Let them eat cake!!!!

  • http://discus.com yourmamatoo

    Will he try entering through the window?

  • $30756787

    It’s time for some Colt 45 Malt Liquor, baby!

    • OLLPOH ~ America

      The Obama’s make their own beer there. No canned stuff.

  • Lady 12

    Enjoying this while it lasts.

  • TJ

    One African trip will pay for 25 years worth of White House Tours.

    74K x 52weeks = 3 million x 25 year = 96 million pulse or minus.

  • Mister A

    “I wish I was still on vacation.”

  • john gill

    Ted Cruz is a fool……. instead of taking pot shots at Obama, DO YOUR JOB, and help create jobs
    …Politics suck

    • ObamaFail

      How about instead of taking vacation after vacation and golfing, and blaming Bush, Obama do the job he was put in place to do. He hasn’t done anything but make things worse. But yeah, let’s blame Ted Cruz for the things Obama didn’t do the first 4 years and won’t attempt to do the last 4.

    • ObamaFail

      How about instead of taking vacation after vacation and golfing, and blaming Bush, Obama do the job he was put in place to do. He hasn’t done anything but make things worse. But yeah, let’s blame Ted Cruz for the things Obama didn’t do the first 4 years and won’t attempt to do the last 4.

    • Conservativesniper

      Well, any legislation which might create jobs would have to get through the Senate and hairy reed has proven repeatedly that he will table any legislation which would be beneficial to the American people. I wasn’t going too fast was I? Let me guess, you’re a democrat?

      • Scorpion

        Exactly.
        How do you get the job killer to create jobs?
        It sounds to me that maybe the focus needs to be for people to educate themselves before they start chirping.

    • OLLPOH ~ America

      you meant potchoomhead didn’t you???

    • Liz

      It is not a Senators job to create jobs. It is his job to get the government the hell out of the way so that the private sector can create them!!! And I think he is doing everything that he can.

    • lukuj

      Stopping Obama’s policies WILL create jobs. He can’t do it alone, and the Democrats and some Republicans refuse to help. He and the other Texas Republican politicians HAVE made sure jobs come to Texas, but Democrats won’t do what works to bring them to all the states.

  • Fredddd

    Taking over the White House, turning back on hard working Americans, Christians, Republicans, Conservatives, taxpayers.

  • john gill

    These GOP House of Rep’s, sound more like schoolyard children, trying to score the best insult….SMDH!!…… ..

    • ObamaFail

      Obviously you’ve never listened to the stupid crap that comes out of the mouths of EVERY Democrat. Take Obama for instance. When his policies fail because he’s an idiot, he begins pointing fingers at other people like a toddler.

    • ObamaFail

      Obviously you’ve never listened to the stupid crap that comes out of the mouths of EVERY Democrat. Take Obama for instance. When his policies fail because he’s an idiot, he begins pointing fingers at other people like a toddler.

  • john gill

    Taking over the whitehouse ,should not be the GOP’s main goal, FREDDDDDD, it should be improving the country, the voters will notice that(if it happens)and the white house will be back in their control…instead they do these foolish jabs here an there, that most rational/sane ppl see as B.S..Cruz is in that Bachman/King/Goulmert phsychotic bunch……………I would expect no less from a Texan~~~

    • OLLPOH ~ America

      You wouldn’t recognize Your Constitution because we haven’t lived under it in 100 years. Texas is about as close as one could get…
      We hope you one day realize it is your civic duty to make sure that the President and the rest of the government upholds it. It takes courage to live life and know that you are responsible for yourself, and it is you that makes your prosperity, and the government that hands out fish, will eventually run out of fish for those that live in the line waiting for fish.

      • OLLPOH ~ America

        And john gill, Sen. Cruz went to the Supreme Court and fought for America to not turn its rights over to a foreign country, and the President on that lawsuit George W. Bush turning America’s rights over to foreign country. Cruz won for America. Presidents don’t know everything. They are people. So to beat up a man who is defending your Constitution and its Amendments, please do some research.

    • Conservativesniper

      Taking the WH and the Senate is required to undo the massive amount of poor, detrimental legislation passed by the historically ignorant left for the last four years.

  • marcellucci

    I know the sign said “Keep off the grass”
    But I just can’t…..choom….choom….

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com CO2 Producer

    The House That Crooked Leftward

  • Poopiekins22

    Those “undocumented Americans” aren’t doing a very good job on the lawn.

  • http://www.examiner.com/conservative-in-atlanta/harriet-baldwin ★♥ Harriet Baldwin

    #CruzToVictory!

  • Suzyqpie

    I won an 8 yr stay in this 5 star resort, sweet.

  • ErskinFlibberJabber

    that darn seekester…

  • nickdqwk

    I need to talk to Jaun about all these annoying blossoms. I know we got him a rake.

  • Clayton B

    . . . looks more like ‘the walk of shame’ . . .

  • https://www.youtube.com/user/JayJay3Fifty7 JJ357

    I voted for Ted. Just felt my chest swell a little when I typed that.

  • verytari

    You didn’t build that.

  • http://libertyatstake.blogspot.com/ Joseph G Figliola

    Do I have time for a quick round of 18 before the flight to Kenya?

  • http://libertyatstake.blogspot.com/ Joseph G Figliola

    Do I have time for a quick round of 18 before the flight to Kenya?

  • Joe W.

    I hope the Wookie ain’t home…..

  • Joe W.

    I hope the Wookie ain’t home…..

  • salvagesalvage

    Yeah, White House tours, that’s the real problem in America!

    Obama is so lucky to have wingnuts for opposition, it really does explain how his approval ratings stay so high.

    • ObamaFail

      Oh yeah, like Obama’s priorities are in the right place. While he’s off on the golf course or finding new ways to undermine the constitution, the deficit continues to increase, and jobs get harder and harder to come by. And the reason people keep bringing up the White House tours is Obama’s blaming the sequester for his closing the doors to the public, while planning on spending $100 million on a vacation to Africa for his family. You need to pay attention to what’s going on, instead of worshipping him.

      • salvagesalvage

        New ways? Uh he’s doing what Bush did but weird I don’t remember Wingnuts screaming about the NSA back then.

        Unemployment has actually gotten better but I guess they don’t talk about that on Fox News.

        The sequester didn’t do that?

        And yes! Bush’s and every other President’s vacations were free!

        Where have I “worshipped him”?

        • Big Ed

          You had your 8 years of bashing Bush…. now it’s our turn… and man does Obama ever make it easy to bash him… everything he touches turns to crap

          • salvagesalvage

            Ah a wingnut being honest or stupid, but yes that is part of the hatred for Obama. Bush was easily the worst President in American history but rather than admit that and the mess he made (how’s Iraq and Afghanistan doing again?) you’d rather scream about Obama.

            And what has turned to “crap” that Obama has touched?

          • Conservativesniper

            Well.we are out of Iraq and drawing down in Afghanistan, according to Bush’s plan.

          • salvagesalvage

            Yes, how many bombings were there in Iraq this week? That was part of the plan was it? I seem to remember Bush painting a different picture.

            As for Afghanistan that would be the pullout that involves talks with the Taliban?

            Which is weird because the Bush Administration assured the world they were “out of business”.

          • Conservativesniper

            What does the number of bombings in Iraq this week have to do with anything? Bush is not in office, hasn’t been there for over four years. Didja miss that FACT? And no matter who is/was in office they cannot stop the actions of the enemy, until the enemy is dead or imprisoned. Let me know if I’m going too fast for you. And your memory is not reputable.

            Obama is the one carrying out talks with the Taliban. Bush refused talks with them in Oct. 2001.

            Bush assured the world WHO was out of business?

          • salvagesalvage

            Well it has to do with a certain claim of “mission accomplished” from your Dear Leader.

            Bush refused in 2001 but then later on:

            http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122515124350674269.html

            > Bush assured the world WHO was out of business?

            The Taliban.

          • hbnolikeee

            Unlike Duh Bumblers daily lies that make you ooze in your shorts.

          • Conservativesniper

            The mission accomplished banner was because saddamn was gone from power, which was the point of the invasion, The invasion, which was carried out by a UN sanctioned, multinational force, rid the world of the worst mass murderer since PolPot. Kinda slow on the uptake, aren’t you, miss? FAIL.

            Bush never negotiated with the Taliban, you should read the articles you post, idiot. FAIL.

            I could find no quote of GWB saying the Tahleebahn was out of business. Cheney said it but not GWB. FAIL.

            Your mother should be proud, you are three for three. ABSOLUTE FAILURE.

          • salvagesalvage

            > r, which was the point of the invasion,

            Was it? If so that’s a war crime and of course it wasn’t, it was all about WMD.

            No it was not sanctioned by the UN, they repeatedly said not to.

            And yes! No Iraqis are being murdered every day in bombings!

            It’s a total victory!

          • hbnolikeee

            And how many American’s have died in Afghanistan do to Duh Bumbler? Recall he escalated the war there. You’re talking points are too easy to refute. Run along troll.

          • salvagesalvage

            Out of business was what the Bush Administration said about the Taliban. Do you think they were stupid or lying?

            Hmm, you probably can’t tell the difference, I withdraw the question.

          • Conservativesniper

            “And what has turned to “crap” that Obama has touched” Pretty much everything, especially the economy.

          • salvagesalvage

            No, the economy has improved by every metric, it’s not been a great recovery but it is better.

            But I’m sure you can point me to some facts that say otherwise?

          • Conservativesniper

            I’ll let the left wing oriented CNN do the talking, you gullible sycophant. “However, CNN fact-checked that claim and found it to be “not the whole picture.” Instead, CNN found that there has been a net increase of just 300,000 nonfarm payroll jobs since Obama took office. And if you count government jobs, there are actually 400,000 fewer people working today than in January 2009.”
            http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/fact-check-4-5-million-jobs-created-under-175621036–election.html Which metrics have improved and what policies led to this “improvement”?

            See, facts are immutable, that’s why they are called FACTS. Also, the Fed is pumping $85,000,000,000 per MONTH into the stock market/economy. How long will that charade be permitted? Just this week Bernanke mentioned, peripherally, that the Fed was going to stop that charade and the markets DROPPED significantly. Remember, lil barry said he was going to cut the national deficit in half by the end of his first term. The national debt has climbed to 16.8 TRILLION. When obama took office the national debt was $10,626,877,048,913.08. FAIL And when the economy collapses under all this debt. the dollar will be worthless. Hell, it’s pretty worthless RIGHT NOW!
            Bush spent $20.4T in the eight years the budget was on his watch. Obama has spent/budgeted for $14.9 in four years. FAIL

            So, fewer jobs and more debt. I’ve just PROVEN that the economy has not ” improved by every metric”, FAIL, again. Don’t you get tired of being proven wrong, over and over?

          • salvagesalvage

            Uh huh:

            Still, a historical analysis of job growth percentages shows that Obama still fares better than some recent presidents. As of July, Obama is averaging +0.84 percent annual job growth in his term. That places him ahead of Bush, who saw +0.51 percent growth in his first term and -0.84 percent in his second term. Obama is also tracking better than George H.W. Bush, who presided over +0.69 percent growth during his one term in the White House.

          • Conservativesniper

            You’re getting pretty desperate and plagiarizing information does not make you seem more intelligent, just less credible. FAIL! OK, so all you have established is that you no credibility or integrity. You also FAIL to answer the two questions I asked; namely, which metrics have improved and what policies led to this “improvement”? Can you answer those two questions? And I know this will be practically impossible, but, try to focus on lil barry and his actions, NOT Bush, if you can. If you can’t answer these two questions, this discussion is over.

          • salvagesalvage

            That quote is from the very article you linked to.

            Obviously.

            So you don’t know what “plagiarize” means either?

            Wingnuts when they’re not being stupid they’re being stupider!

          • Conservativesniper

            I know it was from the article dumbshit, that’s how I know you plagiarized it, you f*cking moron. I provided the link, which means I did not plagiarize. I read the article. Once again you ignored the two questions I asked. So, this discussion is over. Left wingers, when they aren’t being intellectual cowards, they are clueless.

          • salvagesalvage

            So hard to tell if you’re really this stupid or you’re really good at trolling.

          • Conservativesniper

            Your ignorant ass is unable to answer the questions put to you. YOU are the troll, no substance in your answers, just juvenile attempts at insults. F*ck off, punk!

          • salvagesalvage

            Yes, yes you are.

          • hbnolikeee

            Ah a schmuck repeating the same “insult”. You lack anything to say of merit so you merely sling crap. Try to keep your mouth shut while your head is up Duh Bumblers ass. It will keep the quantity of feces coming out of your mouth down.

          • salvagesalvage

            Oh when I can you a “wingnut” it is not an insult, it’s a statement of fact.

        • TXKracker

          You are total dipshit and liberal moron…

          • salvagesalvage

            Oh ho! I have been zinged by a wingnut! Such wit!

          • TXKracker

            You just validated my point, thank you.
            So is Salvage your code name for your local OccupyFuton Club?
            Nope, I bet it is your screen name of your Avatar for your online war gaming fixation and addiction.
            So is it a correct assumption you got your ass kicked weekly because you were in the High School Wizard Club?
            Were your parents old hippy liberals as well?

          • salvagesalvage

            Ha! Ha! Stereotypes save you from thinking!

            Keep it up.

          • Conservativesniper

            You’re wasting your time with this twerp. He engages in juvenile banter and tries to wear you out with his evasion of the subject. He’s not worth spitting on.

        • hbnolikeee

          You;d be a great Nazi. You’d just point at the other Nazi that throws people into ovens and think that that is a pass. It’s not SCHMUCK!

          • salvagesalvage

            Ha! Ha! Yes! I am a Nazi.

        • michael s

          Don’t you realize only THIS president’s vacations are a problem. Not withme,however I didn’t have a problem withany president taking a vacation.

        • michael s

          Don’t you realize only THIS president’s vacations are a problem. Not withme,however I didn’t have a problem withany president taking a vacation.

    • ObamaFail

      Oh yeah, like Obama’s priorities are in the right place. While he’s off on the golf course or finding new ways to undermine the constitution, the deficit continues to increase, and jobs get harder and harder to come by. And the reason people keep bringing up the White House tours is Obama’s blaming the sequester for his closing the doors to the public, while planning on spending $100 million on a vacation to Africa for his family. You need to pay attention to what’s going on, instead of worshipping him.

    • eeddggy

      No the “real” problem in America IS Obama.

    • eeddggy

      No the “real” problem in America IS Obama.

    • debdash

      Didn’t the tweet ask for captions? Yes it did. Surely they anticipate a little sarcasm. Get over it and read some of the Democrat’s spewing filthy hate toward Conservatives daily. Surely you don’t expect us to sit back while Obama says this….. “We’re gonna punish our enemies and we’re gonna reward our friends who stand with us on issues that are important to us,….”

    • debdash

      Didn’t the tweet ask for captions? Yes it did. Surely they anticipate a little sarcasm. Get over it and read some of the Democrat’s spewing filthy hate toward Conservatives daily. Surely you don’t expect us to sit back while Obama says this….. “We’re gonna punish our enemies and we’re gonna reward our friends who stand with us on issues that are important to us,….”

    • Conservativesniper

      Yeah his job approval rating has dropped and disapproval has climbed according to Gallup, http://www.gallup.com/poll/113980/Gallup-Daily-Obama-Job-Approval.aspx Notice it is today’s date. Here, let me hand your ass back to you, I’m done kicking it.

      • salvagesalvage

        Yes, that three whole points is a real plunge!

        And yes, you kicked my ass, you should hang a “mission accomplished” banner up.

    • hbnolikeee

      No. Duh Bumbler is lucky to have assholes like you that back up his crap and can’t get their heads out from up his butt.

      • salvagesalvage

        No, I’ve never voted for him and never would and he has certainly been a disapointment in many ways.

        But because his opposition is wingnuts screaming about stuff that doesn’t matter he gets away with it.

        Seriously, you guys are his greatest allies, the Tea Party was a godsend.

  • salvagesalvage

    Yeah, White House tours, that’s the real problem in America!

    Obama is so lucky to have wingnuts for opposition, it really does explain how his approval ratings stay so high.

  • Scorpion

    Where is my Marine in charge of picking up these leaves?

  • Scorpion

    Where is my Marine in charge of picking up these leaves?

  • eeddggy

    I hope Reggie has the bath running and Chewbacca is at the All you Can Eat Buffet.

  • eeddggy

    I hope Reggie has the bath running and Chewbacca is at the All you Can Eat Buffet.

  • eeddggy

    “Nice to be walking with all the people that like me”.

  • eeddggy

    “Nice to be walking with all the people that like me”.

  • eeddggy

    “The maid better not have hidden my bong again”.

  • eeddggy

    “The maid better not have hidden my bong again”.

  • Brett Graber

    Land of the not free, home of the cowards.

  • Guest

    Huh?? Cartman????

  • Guest

    Weezy?

  • Garth Haycock

    Dear Leader gracefully moves, as if he walks on air.

  • Big Ed

    “These 4 hour work days are killing me!”

  • cmerlo1

    Closing credits to ‘The Incredible Sulk’. Queue the sad piano music.

  • $27789750

    Now where’s that Oval room? I’ts been a while.

  • $23988033

    Exactly….Obamas have the money endless trips for the family but they just can’t find money for WH tours and the reason is….they view it as their private home. The horrid MO said at one point that people can view the WH just fine through the barriers. She always looks so angry except when she meets with Bono or Beyonce. She is a frustrated Rapper/Rock Star wannabe.

  • Don Bailey

    Does this ass make that suit look big?

  • Don Bailey

    “Suckers!”

  • AMartel

    Does this photo make my sequester hysteria look fake?

  • Lisa Abbott

    Hopefully soon, you’re be walking the other way.

  • Billie Slash

    Just go ahead and rename it Versailles.

  • HWGood

    Much nicer without the peasants stinking it up.

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    let’s see…who gets screwed next….?

  • AmericanMom

    What’s growing in the garden they don’t want us to see?

  • KansasGirl

    It is the people’s house.

  • Rob

    Ending those tours was great. He’s had room to hang out with championship winning sports teams!

  • TXKracker

    “Hey someone tell Mooshele’s servant to gather my golf clubs and pack my all campaign wardrobe, I am only here for two hours, I gotta get back to what I really do…and somebody call Jay-Z and let him The One will be at his crib in the morning for our poker game and to drop some prezzy beats and lay some new tracks”
    Lets go people!!!! Lets bounce, gotta get out of the HEEEZY!!!!

  • http://MsUnderestimated.com/ MsUnderestimated

    #NotReallyMyHouse

  • http://MsUnderestimated.com/ MsUnderestimated

    Geez…how many more vacations can I squeeze in on the taxpayers’ dime before Moochy & I have to leave this place?

  • Discuss Disgust

    “I will not turn my back on you… or maybe I will. Did I say transparent, I meant shallow.” #GoTedCruz

  • BeeKaaay

    Leftwingwackos always close government property to those who pay for it.

  • Paul

    gotta go pack for my next $100mil vaca with mooch

    it’s good to be the king

  • Bill Board

    The anointed one says …..”They better not have locked me out again.”

  • Okie_pastor

    “This IS my good side!”

  • Derek plt

    Obama thinking to himself as he walks through the yard to America’s WH:

    “Finally I’m home, what a long day of pretending to care about America, as Emperor I deserve my privacy, unlike the people of America who deserve none. Besides, I don’t want those bothersome peasants asking questions about my selection of portraits of my heroes like Ho Chi Minh, Castro, Lenin, Marx, Stalin, Pol Pot & Mao. I’m hungry, maybe I’ll have sasquatch stalk the woods & wrestle down a nice fat moose, as long as she doesn’t topple too many trees this time.

  • Paul C.

    All he cares about is his AGENDA, now it’s the carbon tax which will kill your paycheck.

  • michael s

    Is Cruz the Ted from the movie,I find it interesting Pres Obama is called childish for responding to these attacks. What a juvenile to bother someone who has never bother him. Grow up Ted.

    • Derek plt

      the obamunist is the childish deceitful sissy pretending that closing the WH to the kids is “necessary” because of his ignorant idea of the sequester & when it backfired on him he pouts & goes out of his way to punish innocent Americans & most pathetically, he’s punishing the kids. – That is childish.

      Cruz is a true statesman, honest & respectful. Barry Heussein is an expert at failure.

  • CJ

    Home of a tyrant and land of the liberal free.

  • Frustrated Teacher

    He could cut his Africa trip one day short and open the White House for the summer…maybe even more! #notgoingtohappen

  • dmac

    Gee I hope Michelle isn’t home. I want to snuggle with Jerry.

  • JohnFLob

    I’m Mr. Lonely

  • JustLikeAnimals

    “WTF’s with all the leaves!!!???? I leave for a week and the yard goes to hell!”

  • JustLikeAnimals

    “Do these pants make my ass look stupid?”

  • stillinthe60s

    We’d rather see his bony a$$ leaving America’s House, for good.