Snark-tastic: Best Twitter feeds ever? Florida Man, Florida Woman score giggles


It is a thing and it’s spectacular. But why is it a thing?

And now you can find the hilarity of all “Florida man” news stories in one side-splitting Twitter feed.

Wonder no more! @_FloridaMan collects all the snark-tastic news stories and posts them for your amusement.


World’s worst or world’s best?

You decide! Here is a sample of just the latest @_FloridaMan tweets:

Giggles! Twitter users are gasping for breath over the feed and are heaping on the praise.

Everyone should be Florida Man!

Wait … there’s more!

That’s right: Partner Florida Woman can be found at user name @_Flor1daWoman

Double the snark!

Will there be even more?

Stay tuned!

  • V the K

    Florida Man Supports Border Fence, then Votes Against Border Fence.

    • waltzingmtilda


    • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

      Maybe Rubio’s gator got away.

    • Jeremy

      ha ha

  • PennyRobinsonFanClub

    This is why Fark has a Florida tag all to itself!

  • TocksNedlog

    Florida woman sets Guinness World Record for non-stop lying:

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Neigh, Whinny! #TheImpossibleQuiz #NotDopler #NewGround #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

    • b_truit

      You could have left it “Florida man”..

      • floridaobserver

        AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! +1000

    • Billie Slash

      Dang it, Tocks! Not before dinner! :)

    • lazypadawan

      All hail the new king of the internets!

    • Clete Torres

      Jeez. Horse teeth.

      Reminds me of the joke about the horse that walks into a bar and the bartender asks “why the long face?”

  • Republicanvet

    Years ago, whenever I saw the strangest headlines on the intertubes, invariably it was always happening in Floriduh.

    • BigSky1970

      Like the 2000 election.

  • BeauDCrab

    But wtf is up with Ohio?

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Since I don’t really like Florida, maybe I could soil the State’s reputation XD LOL #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

    • floridaobserver

      Naw, Florida can do the soiling all by itself.

  • Anthony Clay

    Wish i could say it was not true, it is way worse

  • Anthony Clay

    Florida man leaves house as republican, found later at whore house claiming to be democrat, A mr Marco Rubio, undress unknown, began by lying to police and claiming he was a american

  • ObamaFail

    Florida Man once fought the battle against hanging chads. But we all know how that turned out!

  • Ben Bollman

    Florida Man thinks all hispanic women are fertile.

  • JD Olson

    Here’s a quick summary:
    “FLORIDA MAN blahblahblahblahblah masturbates while escaping on bicycle.

  • Cyrena

    I may actually start using my twitter account to follow this feed.

  • lazypadawan

    And News Of The Weird had a subsection called “The F-State.”
    As a Florida native, I couldn’t be prouder!

  • Clete Torres

    For God’s sake. What is in the water in that state?

    Homer was right: Florida is America’s wang.

    • Karl Winrich

      Alcohol….That’s whats in the water….BOOZE

  • peteee363

    a florida man wins peace prize for doing nothing. or was that Chicago man?

  • 1azuce

    Florida man turns orange, loses senate race, becomes democrat.

  • ⚔Christophuh⚔

    I was born and raised in Florida. All of the idiots you hear about are actually transplants from Ohio, Michigan, or New York. “I’ll just move to Florida, they will NEVER find me here!”

    • TexSizzle

      Same with those here in Texas many of them from California and New York. They ruin their states, come here to get away from the damage they’ve done, and try to repeat it here. Look at how badly they’ve already messed up Colorado.

      • ⚔Christophuh⚔

        I love it when they move back.