Racist! Chris Matthews notices Greatest Orator Evah struggled in Berlin without teleprompter

Oh dear! Where has the tingle gone? And why is MSNBC’s Chris Matthews so racist, what with the mention of Obama’s teleprompter and all? Has he not read the Handbook of Racial Code Words lately? Talk about a dog whistle!

Oh, Tingles. You will have to atone for that one.

President Obama gave a speech at Brandenburg Gate in Berlin Wednesday morning. Sans teleprompter!

Twitter users also noticed that the Greatest Orator Evah was not so, you know, great without his trusty sidekick.

Hmm. Perhaps that is what was causing all the presidential sweat?

And an exit bit of Schadenfreude (thanks again, Germany!):

Snicker.

Hey, they probably totally meant to have such a small crowd, right guys? Snort.

Update: The sun is totally racist, too:

Related:

Ich bin ein snoop? Obama greeted with hilarious ‘yes we scan’ signs in Berlin [pics]

#EmptyStadiumDay: Obama didn’t fill that

Team Obama on pitiful crowd sizes: No, really, we totally meant to do that!

Full Twitchy coverage of Chris Matthews

  • CRITTERCOLLECTOR

    heh….what goes around, comes around

  • ChampionCapua

    You’d think he’d remember it, since he wrote it….wait, what?

  • http://apostrophejones.com/ Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    Looks like an all-white crowd, huh, Chris?

  • CatHerder

    No underdesk for the apostate Matthews!

  • nc

    Don’t you just hate it when it feels like it’s all starting to slip away…

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      His tingle is now just sciatic nerve pain.

      • CatHerder

        It’s all that time spent kneeling.

        • LibLieExposer

          His neck is sore too from all the head bobbing.

        • LibLieExposer

          His neck is sore too from all the head bobbing.

  • MizDi

    I’m surprised he didn’t laugh a little at the crowd and say like he did at the podium the other day when his prepared notes weren’t there waiting for him. “They’re getting a little nervous back there …. People!”

  • sb36695

    The show must go on, mr. prezzy!

  • cmerlo1

    He doesn’t want to memorize anything he has to say, so he can later claim he doesn’t remember saying it.

    • Canadian in USA

      That way, he can claim he found out about his speech after watching him give it on TV.

    • Canadian in USA

      That way, he can claim he found out about his speech after watching him give it on TV.

  • BeevaloBill

    I love the smell of schadenfreude in the morning.

    Since 2004 we have been led to believe Obama was the messiah and the greatest communicator of all time. Now that he has been exposed as something less than all that, even the MSM cannot and, increasingly, will not protect him.

  • RblDiver

    Was listening to NPR this morning (I know, I know), they were comparing his speech to those of JFK and Reagan. Thing is, in those two speeches, you could hear huge cheers go up. When they played O’s bit…very, very half-hearted cheer.

  • IronButterfly

    Chris, face it Obama hates his job.

    • CatHerder

      He sho do love the perks, though.

  • HARP2

    Matthews said the sun was in his eyes.

    This must have ruined the Nobel Nitwit`s usual flair.

  • Joe W.

    Ronald Reagan he ain’t…..

  • jetch

    so I started watching the video and he’s talking about the hope east berliners had to be free. huh??? that was like 50 years ago! do his supporters – who don’t care about D-day – really care about the berlin wall collapsing 50 years ago??

    the reason the speech isn’t good isn’t just because of no teleprompter, it’s just a bad, rambling speech. he’s talking a lot, but not saying anything. my god, he’s talking about our fight against al qaeda is “evolving”. well, thanks for that update!
    I can just imagine the people there are thinking “can I just leave??”

    • J August

      Uh, Berlin Wall collapsed about 24 years ago. It was erected about 50 years ago.

    • J August

      Uh, Berlin Wall collapsed about 24 years ago. It was erected about 50 years ago.

    • Vennoye

      Stumbling delivery, but I agree, the speech was strange!!

  • HARP2

    Chris Matthews expressed his frustration with the setting sun.
    ———————————————————————–

    By the way Chrissy ol` boy. It was 3: 30 in the afternoon. Do you think the sun sets earlier in Germany ?

  • Clayton Grant

    Even Obama’s teleprompter took the 5th

  • HARP2

    6000 people.
    He`s getting dangerously close to Sandra Fluke numbers.

    • Chevypowered

      Then he (Obama) needs to try harder!

    • Chevypowered

      Then he (Obama) needs to try harder!

  • putthehammerdown

    What,… The Frigging Sun bothered The Sun King?
    Isn’t He what Critical Black Race Theorists call : “A Sun Person ” ?
    Think he’s sweating there?
    Hang on, Barry, it’s going to get much, much worse……

  • Garth Haycock

    I still don’t know why anyone thinks Dear Leader is a great orator when he uses the teleprompter. He speeches are filled with long, interruptive pauses and his staccato delivery makes him sound like a Speak ‘n Spell that has pounded down about 12 Red Bulls. #WorstSpeakerEver

    • http://www.BoycottLeftism.com/ itekisan

      That was almost Dennis Milleresque with the Speak ‘n Spell reference. Well done!

  • Terry_Jim

    “Greatest Orator Evah” struggles when he isn’t campaigning.

    Excuse list.- This’ll fill MSNBC’s day…

    -The sun was in his eyes.

    -There was sweat on the printed speech.

    -Not enough fainting “Obama For America” sycophants in the crowd.

    -The wind was blowing.

    -Global warming caused TelePrompTer disruption
    – Solar flare
    -BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • algonquinmatt

      he is always campaigning. always.

    • algonquinmatt

      he is always campaigning. always.

  • Spasmolytic

    Tingles strikes again!

    • ObamaFail

      I’ve never seen Chris Matthews look happier than he looks in this picture.

    • ObamaFail

      I’ve never seen Chris Matthews look happier than he looks in this picture.

    • $22639970

      Spasmolytic, that is the funniest thing I have seen posted all year!! I salute you!

  • disappearing moderate

    The sun can’t stand the thought of an African-American man wielding so much power.

    • algonquinmatt

      nah, it was just the glare of the sun reflecting off of all of the white people’s foreheads that caused Kardashian problems.

    • algonquinmatt

      nah, it was just the glare of the sun reflecting off of all of the white people’s foreheads that caused Kardashian problems.

  • disappearing moderate

    The sun can’t stand the thought of an African-American man wielding so much power.

  • John W.

    If Obama had never become President, the word TOTUS would never have entered the English language. And no doubt the word TOTUS will fall into disuse once Obama leaves office.

    Also, I think the Leftstream Media’s spin on the struggle he had with this speech will be something like, “No, no, he wasn’t struggling to deliver it, he was merely slow-jamming the speech without any musical accompaniment.”

  • John W.

    If Obama had never become President, the word TOTUS would never have entered the English language. And no doubt the word TOTUS will fall into disuse once Obama leaves office.

    Also, I think the Leftstream Media’s spin on the struggle he had with this speech will be something like, “No, no, he wasn’t struggling to deliver it, he was merely slow-jamming the speech without any musical accompaniment.”

  • neoface

    He should say: “Without the teleprompter ich bin ein dummkopt.” LOL!!!

    • CatHerder

      More like scheisskopf.

      • neoface

        Shithead would work too!

  • neoface

    He should say: “Without the teleprompter ich bin ein dummkopt.” LOL!!!

  • Edward Lozano

    You think JFK needed a teleprompter? Reagan? Both of these Presidents delivered great speeches without the help of the machine…If Obama is a supposed great orator, he would have spoken without a speech and spoken from his head and heart (but then again when you have neither-you can’t can you?)

    • neoface

      Now you know, he doesn’t have a heart, nor a lot of gray matter.

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      One of the current leftard “comebacks” is that “Oh, well, every president for decades has used teleprompters, including Reagan!” The correct response to that is, “That may be so, but they generally weren’t reduced to stammering incoherence unable to put a simple sentence together without one.”

      • floridavet

        “reduced to stammering incoherence…without one.” Extra points on that one, my friend.

        • Edward Lozano

          Agree with you on that one!

    • floridavet

      Actually, Barry-Boy is quite capable of delivering speeches without the machine. Only his handlers discovered early on that when he rambled on extemporaneously, out of his mouth came his leftist liberal spew from his libtard heart which they simply could not allow. He was a loose cannon of the worst sort. That’s why they’ve basically super glued the teleprompter to his sorry a**

  • Edward Lozano

    You think JFK needed a teleprompter? Reagan? Both of these Presidents delivered great speeches without the help of the machine…If Obama is a supposed great orator, he would have spoken without a speech and spoken from his head and heart (but then again when you have neither-you can’t can you?)

  • arttie

    He forgot the little travel converter for the power plug in.

    • King Leer

      He won’t have to worry about that power thing in Africa except during certain daylight hours.

  • arttie

    He forgot the little travel converter for the power plug in.

  • LauraE

    re: failed teleprompter

    This is what happens when you don’t buy American..

  • LauraE

    re: failed teleprompter

    This is what happens when you don’t buy American..

  • Cozy Powell III

    So Chrissy the Insane admits that his beloved can’t control the sun as earlier stated. Haha, don’t cry Chris, just wipe your chin.

    • $22639970

      …and have another drink.

  • Pancake3

    Face reality, Matthews. Oblamo can’t talk without a teleprompter, no brains in there.

  • FJoachim

    Matthews blamed it on the Sunshine.

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      Hee hee, Milli Vanilli blamed it on the rain!

  • 1irishdell

    And in latest news… the sun is being investigated by the IRS and NSA.

  • John Rebori

    “Chris Matthews: Berlin Sun Ruined Obama’s Use of Teleprompters”

    Well, they do say sunshine is the best disinfectant.

  • Cruz2016!!!

    Obama = Joke

  • VerminMcCann

    Well, I for one am shocked to learn that Barrack Obama, the babbling idiot who can’t string words into a sentence, is a babbling idiot who can’t string words into a sentence.

  • James Hay

    How can he be an inspiration and unable to speak a paragraph without an uh? If he really went to those fancy schools the schools must be terribly embarrassed behind the scenes.

  • http://discus.com yourmamatoo

    He is just now figuring this out.
    Man, the liberals are slow.

  • aliwilcox

    Hahahahaahhhaaa! Today, it’s not the Republican’s fault, it’s the sun’s fault!

  • TocksNedlog

    Blinded By The Lightworker

    • CatHerder

      …or Lightbringer.

  • TocksNedlog

    Well whaddaya know? Sunlight really IS the best disinfectant!

  • Noah

    So now the Sun is racist?! I always suspected that. I prefer the Moon anyways.

  • Dexter Alarius

    The teleprompter conked out just before Sara Palin’s speech at the GOP Convention in 2008, too. No one knew, though, because she still nailed the speech.
    Obama = fail

    • $22639970

      That’s because Sarah Palin is literate.

      • http://discus.com yourmamatoo

        But she knows we have 50 states.

        Not 57.
        Please.

        • floridavet

          And she knows how to pronounce “Corpsman!”

        • neoface

          I believe Oblunter said, he has visit 57 states, he has one more to go. So Oblamer think US is made up of 58 states. He actually came from the 58th state of O’loser. And they said Palin was stupid?!

          • TexSizzle

            And 2 his handlers wouldn’t let him visit, for a total of 60.

  • Donald McKenna

    Obama is a goddamned puppet who only speaks the words others tell him to say. He is pathetic as a President and even less so as a man.

  • radishthegreat

    Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein TOTUS.

  • Guest

    There was a small crowd, Obama should have performed magic tricks…
    he has NOTHING else to offer, especially when the notes from his boss,
    cannot be recited from the TOTUS.

  • Kent Barcus

    I believe the Germans have been seeing through Barry O a good deal earlier and more thoroughly than many of us in the States..

  • A Concerned American

    Proof that Obama is nothing more than a Talking Head

    • $22639970

      In media parlance, he’s a meat puppet.

    • CatHerder

      With a Simple Mind?

      • Corey Dennison

        I see what you did there…
        =)

  • Wilkins Micawber

    Martin Van Buren laughs at this buffoon.

  • Tom Chipp

    We are just gonna have to put that d..med sun away when The Great One wants to speak.

  • TomJB

    I hate script kiddies, but I would love Anonymous forever if they hacked TOTUS and gave us a Ron Burgundy moment

  • floridavet

    Apparently the honeymoon is over and the thrill is gone.

  • detroit19

    So adding ‘teleprompter’, ‘invited German crowd’, the sun and ‘Brandenburg Gate’ to the dictionary of racist code words?

  • Paul

    When Matthews heard Obama was the ‘greatest orator’ he thought it meant something else and got a tingle up his leg. What a bi tch. Both of them.

  • MaMa1

    Obviously Dick Cheney has invented a machine that controls the sun. Bush made him do it!

  • m0t0rhead

    Didn’t molest Angela Merkel by giving her a back rub = a better statesman than anyone this century 😉

    • Noah

      yeah, that makes him a veritable foreign policy genius /s!!

  • http://ITSPEOPLE.com/ Tantalus XVI

    Geez they can’t just inject the Manchurian candidate with something to make him remember things in epic detail?

  • Lisa Dean

    The thrill is gone, the thrill is gone away, the thrill is gone baby, the thrill is gone away. -B.B. King

  • Lisa Dean

    The thrill is gone, the thrill is gone away, the thrill is gone baby, the thrill is gone away. -B.B. King

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    Can someone please intervene and get Tingles to AA and Betty Ford Clinic quickly…brain cells are depleted, vamoosed, gone.

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    Can someone please intervene and get Tingles to AA and Betty Ford Clinic quickly…brain cells are depleted, vamoosed, gone.

  • Noah

    stick your teabag comments up your obamahole!!

  • Noah

    wow. misogynistic also!!
    I bet the liberal ladies love ya!!

  • m0t0rhead

    Yeah specially the ones who have been legitimately raped.

  • Noah

    what are you even talking about, you fucking skidmark?!?

  • Noah

    so, you tried to zing me by repeating something a politician that I never supported and have nothing to do with and you think that’s some sort of defense of your own misogynistic and undeniably sick and violent rape fantasy of a woman you have never met?! you truly are the perfect blend of retardation, misogyny, and hate that the democrats are looking for.

  • m0t0rhead

    Retardation? What would Sarah say? Didn’t you see her latest tweet to Bill Maher calling for the banishment of the so called R-word. Oh that is right you guys can use the word with impunity, probably the reason why she didn’t mention Rush.
    Rape fantasy? I was just quoting a moron from your party, a tea ba66er backed candidate. Face it from saying women should put an aspirin between their knees, to calling the first lady big butt Michelle, you lot are the party of misogyny and hate. Also I am not a Democrat I supported the Justice party.

  • Noah

    wow. not a tea party member, guy. I don’t gotta apologize for nobody. and, you still are a misogynistic piece of shit and would fit in perfect in the Democratic Party.

  • Noah

    dude, you seriously are phucked in the head. you definitely are a democrat.

  • Noah

    yep. democrats never say dumb things. so says Hank Johnson.

    Masturbating fetuses?! is that like murdering fetuses?!