No, Twitter, Jackie Chan is not dead!

Don’t worry Twitchy fans, we’re not going to start covering every celebrity death hoax. But really? Jackie Chan? Loveable, butt-kicking, America-hating Jackie Chan?

We see these things come across our desks every day, but after a while we start to wonder how these death hoaxes continue to self-perpetuate. How many hoaxes does it take before people stop retweeting this rubbish, or before whoever starts them stops thinking it’s funny? Are there not better ways to prank the Twittersphere? Couldn’t we at least, like, announce the death of the last Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus or something? At least that would be legitimate, creative comedy.

But no, we’re killing off Jackie Chan … again.

Whoever did that last one gets extra points for graphics, but still, what is wrong with people?

At the end of the day, this is nothing out of the ordinary. However, speaking for those of us who actually have to sit and watch our Twitter feeds for a living, can we please stop the madness?

  • James Westfall

    Go home Twitter you’re drunk!

  • Jeremy
  • Clete Torres

    Jackie Chan isn’t dead, but his career might be.

  • © Sponge

    Jackie Chan once said that the American Government was the most corrupt in the world. I was pissed and offended by his statements, only to find out he was RIGHT!!!!!

    OwebamaNation is a very highly corrupt nation……..sad, but true. Poor America. It used to be so awesome.

  • little_perturbed_are_we

    “Perfecting a deadly stunt”… Well if he did die, then he did indeed perfected it!

  • walterc

    It was probably started by Chan himself in an effort to jump start his career after calling America the most corrupt nation on earth while speaking to the Communist Chinese.

  • Texan357

    They learned their lesson from the MSM, apparently. Hear a rumor? Repeat it, endlessly, as fact. Eventually people will believe it. Goebbels would be proud.*

    *Apologies for shameless exhibition of Godwin’s Law 😉

  • MrApple

    No, only his movie career is dead.

  • arrow2010

    Drunken Master FTW!

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    JACKIIIIEEEEEEEEE! ONE MORE THING!….. #Uncle #JackieChanAdventures #RightrWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Satyam Joshi

    Who started this will die tomorrow ?

  • orlando banlaoi

    It should be in the news immediately!! Whoever did this,
    it’s not funny..grow up!!