No Marines to fan him? Obama drips with Historic Sweat™ during Berlin speech [pics]

Silly! Hydrating is only a gaffe when a Republican does it. But a very sweaty President Obama looked like he could use some water or an ice bath today as he delivered a lengthy speech at Brandenburg Gate in Berlin.

What? No Marines to fan him and feed him peeled grapes during the speech?

And … the presidential undershirt makes an appearance.

Yes we scan!

What’s the spin? Hmm … maybe that only the stoic president could brave 90-degree temps?

Never let ’em see you sweat? Obama didn’t have to worry about that with his family.

At some point, you’ve seen enough Obama speeches.

Will photos of drippy Obama make it into lapdog reports? Drudge editor Joseph Curl says “no.”

But it’s Historic Sweat™!

Don’t fail us, Internet!

  • Sir_Ronald

    Get use to that sweat, when you are in H*LL….

  • http://apostrophejones.com/ Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    Yes, they’re sightseeing, Obama.
    We’re paying.

    • CRITTERCOLLECTOR

      Well, this US person is sick of paying for their royal vacation. I can’t believe that people aren’t marching on this alone.

    • CatHerder

      Reluctantly, to be sure.

    • Rabid

      And he doesn’t have to worry about some kid peeing his pants during a WH tour while he’s gone.

  • capisce

    LilMissAmerican@LilMissRightie
    So what’s the WH and media’s lame spin on the fact Obama garnered 200,000 people in Berlin in 2008 and only 6,000 in Berlin today?

    Germans persons obviously smarter than US persons.

    • Elaine

      I heard 4,000?

    • CJ

      Germans lived thru this same type of authoritarian regime in say the 30’s up til 1945. That’s why German’s get a little uneasy when you talk about full scale government snooping…reminds them of something called the Gestapo and SS.

  • nc

    They call that “flop sweat.”

    • TocksNedlog

      In his case it’s ‘flop, flail, fall flat on your face, FAIL’ sweat.

  • tjack

    Too many cigarettes and no aerobic exercise.

    • Elaine

      I heard people sweat when they lie or BS people. HAHA

  • nickdqwk

    Is he really in a glass box? Does it have a lid, ( or did he smoke it ).

  • IronButterfly

    Is that an Archie Bunker, wife beater T-Shirt he wearing? I remember wearing those in say…… the 80s….but not since.

    • jhawkgirl86

      Seriously. This is an old grandpa undershirt. What’s next–black knee socks with shorts?

    • jhawkgirl86

      Seriously. This is an old grandpa undershirt. What’s next–black knee socks with shorts?

  • Joe W.

    The POS was sweating like a hooker in church. Just wait until he stands before the judge at his sentencing after his trial……he’ll sweat the wart right off of his nose….

  • Stone Bryson

    Maybe this is Obama’s “Bush in Japan” moment. In modern politics optics are everything, right?

  • Kaya Hund

    Mr. Obama looked as though he really, really did not want to be there.

    • neoface

      I know he didn’t want to be here neither, I guess being there is not like play golf. LOL!!!!

    • neoface

      I know he didn’t want to be here neither, I guess being there is not like play golf. LOL!!!!

    • Joe

      kind of like the 1st debate…

  • marcellucci

    Wouldn’t it be great to be standing in front of that box with a few 100 friends holding up ice cold bottles of Coke….?

    • Catchance

      ..holding little battery-operated fans.

    • Catchance

      ..holding little battery-operated fans.

  • marcellucci

    Wouldn’t it be great to be standing in front of that box with a few 100 friends holding up ice cold bottles of Coke….?

  • BoscoBolt

    Just thinking about obama dripping with sweat gets Rubio and Christie all hot and bothered.

    • ObamaFail

      Chris Matthews has already went through his local Wal-Mart’s entire stock of Kleenex watching it.

    • ObamaFail

      Chris Matthews has already went through his local Wal-Mart’s entire stock of Kleenex watching it.

  • BoscoBolt

    Just thinking about obama dripping with sweat gets Rubio and Christie all hot and bothered.

  • twinx

    Ick. Just…. ICK.

  • twinx

    Ick. Just…. ICK.

  • neoface

    There it is, the emperor can be seen without his clothes on. LOL!!!!

    • Emily B

      Most transparent President ever, right??

  • neoface

    There it is, the emperor can be seen without his clothes on. LOL!!!!

  • ObamaFail

    Imagine if Obama ever gets summoned to answer questions about his whereabouts during the Benghazi attacks and why he didn’t see it as something that required his attention. He’ll be sweating way worse than that, especially when he’s told he can’t have a teleprompter with him.

  • ObamaFail

    Imagine if Obama ever gets summoned to answer questions about his whereabouts during the Benghazi attacks and why he didn’t see it as something that required his attention. He’ll be sweating way worse than that, especially when he’s told he can’t have a teleprompter with him.

  • BadGirloftheNorth

    Sweatin’ bullets!

    • http://discus.com yourmamatoo

      Oh slam!
      Excellent!

  • http://discus.com yourmamatoo

    He looked lost also.
    He just is not good without all the fanfare.
    And his speech…
    Was, umm, er,, and ahh, mean ah huh, let me be ummm clear, was boring , and he was saying nothing, as usual.

  • Dexter Alarius

    Yeah, I don’t think that sweat was from the (physical) heat.

  • Guest

    Reptiles do not sweat…
    it must have been an optical illusion.

    • Red Fred

      Right! They slither under cool rocks like…where’s Hillary?

  • Ron Morisseau

    I’d sweat too if Bill Ayres called me a terrorist

  • IndieDogg

    Turn turnips into tangerines (or whatever), Tingles would no doubt pay a hefty price for a bottle of that sweat if it’s still available.

  • detroit19

    He was sweating because he couldn’t see his best friend, his teleprompter, according to ‘Tingles’ Matthews…how inept for a world leader. My 14 yr. old granddaughter can memorize and deliver text.

  • Ronald

    Every person on that stage was sweating. The audience was sweating too. People do that when it’s hot. Are we now going to criticize people for basic bodily functions?

    • Bathing Suit Area

      Here at twitchy, we hate whoever we’re told to hate, for whatever silly reasons we’re given. Basic bodily functions included.

      • Ronald

        Look at all the down votes I got for my comment! LOL It’s truly pathetic.

        It’s unbelievable that people will resort to such childishness. If you disagree with a person, focus on the issues. To do otherwise simply undermines your credibility. That’s what the extreme folks will never understand, and that’s why they will always be at the fringes of society.

        • Secede

          Yet that’s the basis pretty much any Liberal argument….

  • stillinthe60s

    Flop sweat based on the critiques I’ve seen regarding BO’s “European change the theme cause I’m getting scandal hammered at home trip.”

  • stillinthe60s

    Think BO’s got that going with his sweat too?

  • Danny Wheeler

    I’d like to see a Historic Sweat meme too! Who wants to start it?

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    I’m sure Obama will enact an Executive Order outlawing humidity, something, something, tea-party, blah, blah, blah.

  • 1azuce

    Obozo doing his best Richard Simmons impression of “Sweatin to The Scandals”.

  • Bathing Suit Area

    Another reason for republicans to love global warming.

  • acidulous

    Left wing narrative: That’s not sweat. Those are tears for the world.

  • Rafael J Godinez

    Sweaty and stinky

  • CJ

    Gettin ready for that $100 m trip to Africa.