Monkey Butler (@MetricButtload) June 13, 2013
Oh, for the love of …
Higher education is not a privilege; it’s an “economic imperative”! And just to drive that point home, the @WhiteHouse Twitter account has seen fit to share a new photo of the one man who can bring education to the masses: our Lord and Savior, President Barack Obama.
See how the sun shines down on him as he extends his arm! See how he towers above us all in his resplendent majesty!
The photo had its detractors, of course.
Whatever. They’re just racist or something.
Says who? Hail to the Lightbringer!
It’s gonna be great.