Want to get #snockered? Drudge editor Curl, others offer hilarious Carney drinking games


Drudge editor Joseph Curl packs a punch with his hashtags, too. First #ImeldaObama and now #snockered. He suggested that drinking game yesterday, but this is Clown Carney we are talking about. So, since it is a day ending in “y,” the game can continue today.

Twitter users agree. They have offered up some of their own drinking game suggestions:

Heh. Just do not choose “unfettered” as a drinking game word. Your liver will thank you.


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  • capisce

    ” transparency” – my liver hurts just thinking about it.

    • Jeremy

      Yeah you will be drunk off your ass in no time.

  • Marvin Nelson

    “Unfettered” will get you drunk in no time.

  • Winger

    How about “I’ll have to get back to you on that?”

  • Princess_Jen

    If he looks left (camera right) & slight upward curl to upper lip he’s lying & drink. Wow I’ve spent way too much time looking for poker tells among my Magic friends.

  • Nitro

    “common sense” or the new catch phrase in liberal-land “conflating/conflate”- we will all be dead

  • stuckinIL4now

    If you want to be the most “schnockered” then drink every time CarneyClown lies which is whenever his lips are moving and he’s not necessarily speaking.

  • Clete Torres

    Take a shot when he says ‘unfettered.’ Or, ‘I appreciate your question.’

    Bonus shot if he says both.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    #snockered everytime Conman Carney says “that’s absolutely not true.”

  • JustLikeAnimals

    #snockered every time Conman Carney says “no one at the White House knows anything.”

  • JustLikeAnimals

    #snockered everytime Conman Carney says “I’m not aware of……”

  • JustLikeAnimals

    #snockered every time Conman Carney says “the President has the highest confidence in….[insert name of corrupt official du jour here]”

  • JustLikeAnimals

    #snockered every time Conman Carney says “transparency.”

  • Junie3

    #snockered Let me be clear. Someone else likes to say that too.

  • Jack Deth

    #snockered: Hell, just start tossing them back when he gets behind the podium and starts to sweat.

    Pause only for when “Carnival Barker” Carney fiddles with his tie, glasses and prepared text.

  • jukin

    “As I have always said (inset lie).”

  • Steve_J

    Just start drinking when he opens his mouth and don’t quit until the presser is over.

  • writer59

    Unless you like being drunk, don’t drink every time Carney insults a Fox reporter for asking a question and then slobbers over a “MSM” reporter asking the exact same question.

  • OLLPOH # UnBanHana!!!!!!!

    We need to give them all a breathalyzer test each and every day…
    For Power and Alcohol.

  • Michelle

    #snockered “It’s my personal opinion…” And when you get good and drunk on that, you’ll stop being pissed about the fact that he wasn’t hired to offer us his personal opinion, his job is to answer questions from the press.

  • Wiki David

    Carney comes to the podium and says… I’m retiring!
    Whole country drinks.

  • Suzyqpie

    “I can’t comment until the investigation is complete,” then do no investigation.

  • BadGirloftheNorth

    “It’s a very complex problem…” “I am not aware of anything like that at this time.” And my all time favorite: “Let me be clear….” HA!