Heat fans weaponize Eva Longoria’s face

Just days ago, former Obama campaign co-chair Eva Longoria was being lauded for her “efforts to reach out and inspire women in diverse communities to get involved in the political process.” Last night, though, she inspired people to get involved for a less lofty reason: Miami fans were using her face as a weapon of psychological warfare against San Antonio spur and former Longoria spouse Tony Parker.

Ushers quickly put a stop to it.

  • marcellucci

    I thought Evan Longoria played for the Tampa Bay Rays……
    That looks nothing like him……
    Oh well….basketball’s for people who’d like to play in real sports someday anyways…..

    • Love of Country

      Meh …. I just heard Tebow signed with the Patriots and I’m very pleased …. particularly since all I’ve been hearing for months is that it was likely that he may be leaving the NFL. Now obviously he can’t replace Brady anytime soon (if at all) so I’m interested to see where Coach wants him since not only does Belichick value versatility in his players but he has also shown a willingness to use them in unorthodox roles, and at different positions. I love that guy! (Tebow)

      • marcellucci

        Tebow was thrown to the lions in New York….
        Just to break him….
        I pray he’s stronger than the leftists’ agenda….
        I like him, too

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        Yesterday (I think?), someone reported he had been signed by the New York Patriots….WHO?!? I’ve been a New York Sports fan my whole life, even lived in the area TWICE, but NEVER heard of the N.Y. Patriots…. Jawamax 8<{D}

      • 364NKL

        So, on Boston’s Channel 5 news last night the anchor said, “Controversial figure, Tim Tebow, coming to the Pats”. So, Jason Collins is not controversial because he is gay, but Tebow is because he is a christian. God, I despise liberals.

        • Love of Country

          Great observation/post!

          (and me too)

  • BoscoBolt

    I’m I supposed to understand this?

  • aegean1

    That’s funny. Boo on the security.

  • waltermitty2012

    In the 1980’s, when the Islanders played the Rangers at MSG, the crowd would shout, “Beat your wife, Potvin. Beat your wife.” It’s a New York thing.

    • NY2DC

      In the 80’s? I think they still do it to this day…Potvin sucks!

      • waltermitty2012

        Really! Just shows you how long it’s been since I’ve been to a Ranger game.

    • James Adams

      The same was done to Jason Kidd.

  • http://www.amazon.com/Devon-Dibley-His-Golden-Key/dp/1484181557/ M F Scotto

    Divorce is terrible, tragic and often a painful thing. It is not something to be mocked.

    • Elaine

      meh, they do it all the time. He doesn’t seem very upset? You’re talking about very rich, usually very dumb athletes who love only themselves. I thought it was funny and clever. No one took away the Obama photos from the DC Capitals fans last year and THAT was painful for a LOT of people.

    • Steve_J

      With celebrities divorce is like trading in cars every couple of years.

      • http://www.amazon.com/Devon-Dibley-His-Golden-Key/dp/1484181557/ M F Scotto

        I get that, but marriage has been so degraded in our culture, I don’t like to see it mocked.

        • Elaine

          Way too late. What does marriage even mean to most these days? Not much, sadly. A vow not meant to be a real vow.

    • $1014973

      Except in this case. And a few others. But mostly just this one.

  • my2centshere

    Funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

    • Jeremy

      yeah it is funny.

  • michael s

    Kudos to security.

  • http://wizbangblog.com/ Adjoran

    Why would it bother Parker? Does he miss his old high-mileage 2004 Escalade, too?

    • gary4205

      Winner, winner, chicken dinner!!

  • 364NKL

    Why would this bother Parker? He cheated on HER, then got divorced. Seems he’s the one who came out on top. Eva will never get another role except as Obama’s official Mexican cheerleader.

  • Jack Peterson

    Isn’t she just another Kardashian?

    • TheOriginalDonald


  • Natalie Beckford

    Welcome to Miami

  • James Adams

    Just like the centerfolds displayed for Larry Bird in the 80’s.

  • Garth Haycock

    I’m guessing that only San Antonio fans are upset about this. The rest of the world thinks it’s funny.

  • LegalizeShemp

    Hey Heat fans, if you really want to scare Tony Parker, hold up a photo of Eva Long-gonorrhea without her makeup on. Now THAT’s scary !!

  • LegalizeShemp

    The best part about Eva Long-gonorrhea is, she got rich playing an aduterous housewife on TV, while blasting America’s “uptight attitudes about adultery”, then in real life, her own husband cheated on her. Adultery’s not so cool when it happens to you is it, Long-gone-orhhea ???