Anthony Weiner intern hopefuls asked, ‘What kind of animal would you be?’

No way. It’s creepy enough imagining what an intern with Anthony Weiner’s New York mayoral campaign might be asked to do, but there’s no way applicants are asked what kind of animal they’d be.

If what’s a joke? The application question, or the fact that Anthony Weiner is running for mayor?

Why show restraint now? Weiner never did.

Any other questions?

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  • ICOYAR

    Cockroach

    • Scott Anderson

      Banana slug?

  • Snarky D

    It’s a reasonable question. Weiner only wants interns willing to work with his trouser snake.

  • Daniel Gilfillan

    Penis! No wait, dammit. I suck at interning.

    • GaryTheBrave

      I saw what you did there.

  • Sharkteeth

    Acorn………….. that’s not an animal

  • Guest

    gerbil

  • Chip

    Jabberwocky of course!

  • Sharkteeth
  • arttie

    Horndog

    • Nuff Said

      Old horndog

  • Clayton Grant

    Was anyone honest enough to answer zipper weasel?

  • JubaDoobai!

    Weiner’s trolling for a place to raise his head again.

  • waltermitty2012

    What animal? An ass, of course. What’s more appropriate than an ass working for an ass?

  • Jeremy

    This is just insane but,hilarious.

    • beebop1952

      This is the democrat party for you. Binders containing resumes bad, questions about your preferences as an animal, good.

      • http://www.lidsamy.com/ Lidsamy

        that is AWESOME!

      • http://www.lidsamy.com/ Lidsamy

        that is AWESOME!

  • Ron Morisseau

    PEACOCK

  • trixiewoobeans

    Trouser Trout?
    Peeping Tomcat?
    Little Red Rooster?
    Baloney Pony?

  • Kevlar_Vest

    An eel?

  • Kleverabevera

    Inch worm!

  • Russell Haynes

    Naked mole rat

    • annoyinglittletwerp

      Sorry, but that animal has already been claimed by Henry Waxman.

  • Gregory Wulff

    sucker fish. a bottom feeder. oh wait that was meant for weiner!

  • me

    Sorry, didn’t read one word since it is about Weiner.

    The only thing pertinent about this is does he swa l low?

    Just wondering… not!

  • Disturbed12

    A scared turtle…

  • NCRelite
  • CatHerder

    Spitting cobra?

  • Right Wired

    A lemming.

  • Right Wired

    A lemming.

  • emaleroland

    unihorn

  • emaleroland

    unihorn

  • emaleroland

    horndog

  • emaleroland

    horndog

  • emaleroland

    Weiner dog?

  • emaleroland

    Weiner dog?

  • capisce

    horny toady?
    I get all hot and bothered and I’ll always say yes.

  • capisce

    horny toady?
    I get all hot and bothered and I’ll always say yes.

  • lainer51

    loon?

  • lainer51

    loon?

  • Turd Burglestein

    Maggot

  • Turd Burglestein

    Maggot

  • waterytart

    I’d have said “blind squirrel so I don’t have to worry about seeing your nuts”.

  • waterytart

    I’d have said “blind squirrel so I don’t have to worry about seeing your nuts”.

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com CO2 Producer

    Red-breasted Sapsucker Woodpecker

  • JR48

    The question is not the stupid question, the question is whether or not an idiot was stupid enough to a) want to apply to be his intern and b) actually filled out this application.

  • annoyinglittletwerp

    Mako Shark.
    *’Mako’ was my codename when I was in Protest Warrior.*

  • Lady 12

    Pussy cat.

  • Markward

    And then, they went too the swimsuit portion of the pageant, I mean interview…

  • Ellieinto

    Any of these birds: Woodcock, Booby, Great Tit…

  • WingedBishop

    Weasel

  • Anthony Clay

    can lois lerner get a job she sucks at math, she might suck at other things

  • Anthony Clay

    can lois lerner get a job she sucks at math, she might suck at other things