We are all 12 now: ‘Top Hooker’ sparks snickers, disappointment

Wait, what?

That’s right. Animal Planet has a new show called “Top Hooker.”

The show was announced earlier this year.

Bam!

Twitter users were quite confused as the promotion ramped up.

Oh, Animal Planet! Who let Beavis and Butt-head into the naming meeting? They said, “hooker” heh heh.

Writer Caprice Crane is awfully disappointed.

She wasn’t alone: Disappointment reigned.

Sad face. Or giggling madly face?

You aren’t alone, Crystal.

Gold indeed.

Never change, Animal Planet!

Ha! We are all 12 years old now.

  • PAttyconservatopia

    The dumbing down of America is in full swing.

    • http://www.coreyspofford.com/ YEROCDROFFOPS

      Yep, anything to catch the eye of the immature adult

    • http://www.coreyspofford.com/ YEROCDROFFOPS

      Yep, anything to catch the eye of the immature adult

    • detroit19

      I believe we’re at the Doctorate level, already. What’s next? Multiple degrees in Immaturity, Stupidity and Just Plain Dumb?

      • http://www.coreyspofford.com/ YEROCDROFFOPS

        Would seem accurate considering after Genius they say you become crazed right?

        • Worship Dancer

          and here i thought that was called the mensa level

  • ObamaFail

    That’s what Obama calls Chris Matthews. He calls him his “top hooker,” because Matthews does things for Obama that none of his other media hookers do for him, and Matthews doesn’t charge him. But real pimps would call Matthews Obama’s “Bottom Bitch.”

  • ceemack

    I feel truly sorry for those who thought someone was really going to make a competitive reality show about prostitutes.

    • Clayton Grant

      Right … that was called The Client List.

      • Canadian in USA

        Starring Eliot Spitzer?

    • Clayton Grant

      Right … that was called The Client List.

    • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

      All that The Bachelor and The Bachelorette are missing is the money on the dresser.

  • ceemack

    I feel truly sorry for those who thought someone was really going to make a competitive reality show about prostitutes.

  • Clayton Grant

    I wonder if Top Hooker has ever done any noodling.

    • CatHerder

      The only thing that could possibly make this any better would be if the host’s initials were T.J.

    • CatHerder

      The only thing that could possibly make this any better would be if the host’s initials were T.J.

  • Clayton Grant

    I wonder if Top Hooker has ever done any noodling.

  • Adi

    “Top Hooker” because “Master Baiter” was already last season.

    • JustLikeAnimals

      Zing!

  • CatHerder

    If they could just revive Valeria Messalina she’d be the odds-on favorite.

  • CatHerder

    If they could just revive Valeria Messalina she’d be the odds-on favorite.

  • James Rose

    To learn where it is raining during early morning, that may affect morning traffic, the Weather Channel will start a new Al Roker segment called ‘Golden Showers’.

    • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

      Sponsored by Gold Line.

  • James Rose

    To learn where it is raining during early morning, that may affect morning traffic, the Weather Channel will start a new Al Roker segment called ‘Golden Showers’.

  • TocksNedlog

    “I done did caught me a trash fish!”

  • TocksNedlog

    “I done did caught me a trash fish!”

  • Turd Burglestein

    The first episode will show how a top hooker uses worm wiggling techniques to land a red snapper.

  • Turd Burglestein

    The first episode will show how a top hooker uses worm wiggling techniques to land a red snapper.

  • Turd Burglestein

    Will the first episode feature secret service agents and be filmed on location in Columbia?

  • Turd Burglestein

    Will the first episode feature secret service agents and be filmed on location in Columbia?

  • Canadian in USA

    That’s what a fisherman was called: a “hooker”; so, it’s a legitimate term for a fisherman. However, it also got applied to the ladies of the evening who waited for the fishermen to come back from the day’s work.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      …And, in certain places, Tow-Truck Operators… #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Canadian in USA

    That’s what a fisherman was called: a “hooker”; so, it’s a legitimate term for a fisherman. However, it also got applied to the ladies of the evening who waited for the fishermen to come back from the day’s work.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    I thought “Top Hooker” was an employee retention and incentive program at the U.S. Secret Service.

  • DeadlockVictim

    I’m disappointed too… I thought it was about rugby.

  • Jackalopes

    Should be a rugby show!

  • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

    People may laugh and ridicule at how naming a show ‘Top Hooker’ is such a bad idea…..yet here we are talking about it, has an article devoted to it, and more people are watching it out of curiosity. So who are really the dumb people in this situation?

  • GrindingMills

    I always wondered what happened to Ashley Dupre. Hopefully she wins.

  • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

    First “Mermaids”, now this==> Top Hooker.
    For crying out loud!!! What the HELL is wrong with .@AnimalPlanet? >:^(

  • Bemani Dog

    Wait, this is an ANIMAL PLANET show? The same one that came up with a show that glorifies eco-terrorism? (Whale Wars)

  • LinTaylor

    Yes, because Animal Planet of all things needed one of these reality competitions. Having a show where a bunch of brain-dead “scientists” tromp through the woods looking for Bigfoot wasn’t enough for them, I suppose.

  • Jack Deth

    “Hooker”… “Fishing”?

    That’s got to be some of them Hifalutin’ intellectual code words I keep hearing about!

    Memo to ‘Animal Planet’:

    Stick with ‘Too Cute’ and ‘Meercat Manor’. That’s where the ratings are!!!

    • TheOriginalDonald

      HAWT women who fish? What’s not to like??????

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    What about the Bass and Trout fishing shows that air on weekend mornings? Good Luck, Fishermen…Bite “Jaws” and “ORCA” for me. #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    And remember, twerps:”A BAD DAY FISHING IS BETTER THAN ANY DAY AT WORK! Just sayin’…#RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • arrow2010

    This is just the left making fun of flyover people who love to fish.

  • SineWaveII

    So THAT’s Elliot Spitzer’s new gig.

    • Jeremy

      client # 9 strikes again

  • Alex Furlong

    We already have TV shows called “Pawn Stars” and “Hardcore Pawn”.

    Are you really surprised at “Top Hooker”?