Michael Eric Dyson’s Holder/Moses comparison inspires ridicule of biblical proportions

Dr. Michael Eric Dyson’s claim that Attorney General Eric Holder is “the Moses of our time” was met with an initial wave of shock and disbelief, which Twitchy handily chronicled, along with video proof that we weren’t hearing things. The Twitterverse was quick to correct comedian Chris Rock’s delusion that the president is like “our boss” and “the dad of the country,” and it wasn’t about to let Dyson off easy on his claim that Holder — or any attorney general, ever, for that matter — is the nation’s “chief lawgiver.”

Georgetown, where Dyson teaches sociology, isn’t the only school that comes out of this looking bad; guess what Dyson studied at Princeton?

  • PeterP

    Eric Holder is barely the Eric Holder of his time.

    • JR48

      Thread killer.

  • Shawneuser

    “Moses’ people got lost in the desert. So did Holder’s guns.”

    Great stuff!!!

  • Clayton Grant

    Moses gave Judaism the 10 Commandments. Holder is trying to reduce the first ten amendments of the United States Constitution to 7 or 8, max.

    • mike_in_kosovo

      “People of the United States, I bring to you these 10 – *crash* – I mean, 5! 5 amendments in the Bill of Rights!”

      (with apologies to Mel Brooks)

      • Clayton Grant

        GMTA, Mike! That’s the same scene that ran through my mind.

      • 1SkepticalChick

        That is just too good not share every place I can find a link to. ^^^^1000 @ least!

      • OLLPOH

        Sure would be great to know that, People of the United States could live “Blazing Saddles”….yehaw!

    • OLLPOH

      WE Love You!

      • Clayton Grant

        I don’t know whether to be elated or frightened! :/

      • Clayton Grant

        I don’t know whether to be elated or frightened! :/

  • ObamaFail

    These libs are embarrassing themselves with the way they worship the morons in charge. With Chris Matthews getting a tingle up his leg any time Obama opens his mouth, and now this Dyson moron considering Holder the Moses of our time, the libs continue to show that they truly are the stain on our country.

    • Clayton Grant

      Like a stain on a blue dress.

      • OLLPOH

        mmmm, mmmmm, mmmm!

  • Garrett Gripling

    Maybe he meant Moses Malone.

    • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

      At least Moses Malone could ‘rebound’.

  • MEXI-CONS

    Eric Dyson is famous because he says idiotic things…just like Toure de MSNBC

  • Canadian in USA

    So many zings on one page. I love it! :)

  • Steve_J

    God: Moses, what did you do with the Ten Commandments
    Mose: I dunno.

    • OLLPOH

      Barack: Eric, what did you do with The Constitution?
      Eric: huh? What Constitution!

  • HARP2

    Will they be televising Holder`s circumcision ?

    • 96leroy

      As long as Shaky the mohel from Seinfeld does the bris.

  • TocksNedlog

    There’s no fool like an ‘educated’ fool.

    • trixiewoobeans

      “Education” doesn’t always equal intelligence, as is ably displayed by “three-name” Dyson. He’s once… twice… three times— a moron. (Sorry, Lionel).

      • TocksNedlog

        Like the vacuum cleaner that shares his name — he really sucks.

      • TocksNedlog

        Like the vacuum cleaner that shares his name — he really sucks.

    • http://www.amazon.com/Devon-Dibley-His-Golden-Key/dp/1484181557/ M F Scotto

      “Some people are educated beyond their intelligence.” -Dr. Howard Hendricks

    • Grandma HeadInjury

      I’ve seen plenty of videos of uneducated idiots stumble over their vocabularies to find the biggest word that would make them look smart. Now I’ve seen another. It doesn’t work….

      • http://www.facebook.com/donald.wade.9 Donald Wade

        You must be one of them, since you recognized it so quick? I guess “educated” IS a big word to you

        • Grandma HeadInjury

          *quickly

          I guess “educated” IS a foreign concept for you.

        • Grandma HeadInjury

          *quickly

          I guess “educated” IS a foreign concept for you.

  • http://www.amazon.com/Devon-Dibley-His-Golden-Key/dp/1484181557/ M F Scotto

    This Moses fellow seems awfully pro-Israel … better get the IRS to check him out.

  • GMMI

    God “I will send ten plagues to Egypt to convince Pharoah to let my people go.”

    Holder ” Why not just find a friendly judge and sic the FBI on him?

  • Glen Hull

    Ace of Spades Best blogger ever.

  • Dick Beninya

    Dyson is a fraud! lol

  • JR48

    You know why the media wants to control people’s comments on the internet? Because they can’t bear to hear what the public actually is thinking about their work product.

    Case in point: An article comparing Holder to Moses…

    Reaction: Bahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa! No, really. Bahahahaaaaaaaaa!

  • logicrules

    Moses parted the Red Sea.

    Holder ceded to the “Red” part.

  • porgiefirefighter

    Perhaps this is in reference to the fact that Moses was also involved in a murder.

  • porgiefirefighter

    Perhaps the similarity was in reference to the fact that Moses was also investigated in a suspicious death.

  • NCRelite

    All kidding aside they share at least one thing in common: “And Moses said unto the LORD, O my Lord, I am not eloquent, neither heretofore, nor since thou hast spoken unto thy servant: but I am slow of speech, and of a slow tongue.”

  • OLLPOH

    Ewwww, don’t you just hate it when talking heads try to compare their idols Eric, Barack, etc. which are mere mortals and in love with themselves to the likes of Moses, when they’re only upset that they aren’t the self-made man whom is “On Loan From God”, Mr. Rush Limbaugh!

  • $1014973

    I give you these 20 redacted Commandments.

  • j p

    Like Moses? Should we be looking for bodies buried in the sand somewhere?

  • Cajun

    A “doctorate” in religion. What college? Is this one of those doctorate’s that any ole’ hubcap thief can get, based on skin color and how much you can hate on ‘whitey’?? Comparing Moses to holder shows how much he paid attention in class I guess. BTW, does anyone in the world believe anything that falls out of the jowls of a CNN mouthpiece?

    • doriangrey11

      Michael Eric Dyson is just like Barack Insane Obama, his education was given to him, like Obama’s Nobel Prize, based not upon him doing anything, but the color of his skin. Like the vast majority of “African-American’s” he is a Black Supremacist/Racist.

    • doriangrey11

      Michael Eric Dyson is just like Barack Insane Obama, his education was given to him, like Obama’s Nobel Prize, based not upon him doing anything, but the color of his skin. Like the vast majority of “African-American’s” he is a Black Supremacist/Racist.

  • Sua Sponte

    Just more proof liberalism is a mental disorder.

  • disqus_vBPUouMLaI

    I think Dyson is somewhat confused. Moses wrote the ten Commandments, Holder is breaking them.

  • disqus_vBPUouMLaI

    I think Dyson is somewhat confused. Moses wrote the ten Commandments, Holder is breaking them.

  • edward cropper

    ck. my blog for Holder/Moses connection
    http://edwardcropper.blogspot.com/

  • edward cropper

    ck. my blog for Holder/Moses connection
    http://edwardcropper.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYRtmMxB5yw CrossWinds

    Follow Moses example, and live a Life of Faith in Christ……..

    ……..Hebrews 11:24-29……..

    24 By faith Moses, when he became of age, refused to be called the son of Pharaoh’s daughter, 25 choosing rather to suffer affliction with the people of God than to enjoy the passing pleasures of sin, 26 esteeming the reproach of Christ greater riches than the treasures in Egypt; for he looked to the reward.
    27 By faith he forsook Egypt, not fearing the wrath of the king; for he endured as seeing Him who is invisible. 28 By faith he kept the Passover and the sprinkling of blood, lest he who destroyed the firstborn should touch them.
    29 By faith they passed through the Red Sea as by dry land, whereas the Egyptians, attempting to do so, were drowned.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYRtmMxB5yw CrossWinds

    Follow Moses example, and live a Life of Faith in Christ……..

    ……..Hebrews 11:24-29……..

    24 By faith Moses, when he became of age, refused to be called the son of Pharaoh’s daughter, 25 choosing rather to suffer affliction with the people of God than to enjoy the passing pleasures of sin, 26 esteeming the reproach of Christ greater riches than the treasures in Egypt; for he looked to the reward.
    27 By faith he forsook Egypt, not fearing the wrath of the king; for he endured as seeing Him who is invisible. 28 By faith he kept the Passover and the sprinkling of blood, lest he who destroyed the firstborn should touch them.
    29 By faith they passed through the Red Sea as by dry land, whereas the Egyptians, attempting to do so, were drowned.

  • I M Free

    MOSES delivered his people from bondage to the promised land

    HOLDER delivered his people from the promised land to bondage

  • I M Free

    MOSES delivered his people from bondage to the promised land

    HOLDER delivered his people from the promised land to bondage

  • tingle007

    How embarrassing, thank goodness it was on MSNBC so no one heard it.

    • Jeremy

      yeah true.

  • Acuda4me

    The Amos Moses of our time, maybe.

  • ELC

    There is no way in heaven or hell that Holder can be compared to Moses. Holder doesn’t honor the Laws that are already written.

  • RblDiver

    Holder – “Let my people go. …Yours, on the other hand…”

  • Russell Haynes

    Moses was adopted by imperials as an infant. Holder was appointed by imperials as a middle aged man.

  • Jeremy

    Eric Dyson is just a moron.These are some funny tweets ha ha.

  • lana ward

    I’m surprised OHitler doesn’t have a job for freak Dyson in the WH.

  • Yoshi

    I believe that pic is actually from Ben Hur, but we get the pic! Always will love Charlton Heston!