Snicker: Obama speaks at Morehouse in the rain; Laura Ingraham zings [pics]

Zing! Ms. Ingraham will be labeled a racist now, natch. You see, talking about President Obama and his shameful and shameless use of Marines to hold umbrellas over his head is now raaaaacist!

Sigh.

President Obama gave the commencement address at Morehouse College today and it was raining heavily.

The president remarked on the rain and brought it all back around to him and Michelle, as usual.

Heh.

Other Twitter users also offered up some umbrella zingers.

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  • Jennifer

    Since Morehouse is a historically black college, will God be called a racist?

    • ObamaFail

      Yeah, that benevolent racist sending rain to try to ruin Obama’s big day.

      • angeleyez

        .
        . . . . . . . . . . “When it rains it pours.”
        .
        . . . . . . . . . . Isn’t Morton white ?
        ▲ YES
        ▼ NO

        • http://twitter.com/yahneverknowCB yahneverknow

          So. Salt is racist?

        • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

          The Morton Salt girl is White, too….RAAAAAACCCCCCIIISSSTTTT! /Sarc #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

      • angeleyez

        .
        . . . . . . . . . . “When it rains it pours.”
        .
        . . . . . . . . . . Isn’t Morton white ?
        ▲ YES
        ▼ NO

    • neoface

      The black coccus, NAACP aren’t these equivalent of KKK? Not racism?

    • Miss Clairee

      My concern is this…….They didn’t have a “go-to” plan in case it poured rain? Like uh…….If it pours rain on graduation day, we will have commencement ceremonies in the Student Life Center, or the Auditorium, or uh….any place we won’t drown or get struck by lightning?

      • Jennifer

        Not so good on the backup plans in general, are they?

        • Miss Clairee

          Maw Maw’s weave is gonna be one helluva mess after that ceremony! Ain’t nobody got time fa dat!

          • Miss Clairee

            The jackass that down arrowed me obviously ain’t ever had her hair-do mucked up by rain or humidity! Bless her!

      • Jennifer

        Not so good on the backup plans in general, are they?

      • Marcy Cook

        If they couldn’t figure that out it kind of makes you wonder what kind of an education those kids got.

      • Marcy Cook

        If they couldn’t figure that out it kind of makes you wonder what kind of an education those kids got.

      • Man of Morehouse

        The Morehouse College commencement is more traditional and ritualistic than other colleges…we chose to have it outside because these graduates have been waiting 4 years to walk on that grass. Students are not allowed to walk on century campus grass until they graduate. There’s a saying at Morehouse….”Rain don’t stop the ‘House”

        • Miss Clairee

          “House” of what? House of idiots? House of the Myocardial-Infarcted from electrical shock? That may be the sayin’ Sweetie, and rain may not stop the “House,” but rain obviously stops the well-minded human being that doesn’t want to be maimed by a lightning strike, from standin’ out in the stark pourin’ crazy-ass rain. God gave us brains and fear of electricity for a reason, Babe! You might as well go an’ hold a golf club out in that $hit! Bless you!!!! Swallow the Kool-Aid Sweets! Swallow the Kool-Aid!

          ………and I’ll bet you think Jesse Jackson with his “White-People” hamburger spittin’ ass and his Tamara Holder (white-hoochie) porkin’-ass is a SWELL GUY too, doncha? Go on and drink that Kool-Aid!

        • Miss Clairee

          You hate the “White People” but your dear sweet Morehouse is named after a white man……..and I’ll bet your dear sweet century old grass….well you know, paid for (originally) by a white man. Quit hating white people dude, cause we quit hating the “Black Man” many years ago. Quit using “Big-Bad Ol’ Whitey” as a crutch!

          • Chase Parker

            You sound so ignorant. It’s hilarious. Where did hate come into this conversation? LOL

    • Miss Clairee

      My concern is this…….They didn’t have a “go-to” plan in case it poured rain? Like uh…….If it pours rain on graduation day, we will have commencement ceremonies in the Student Life Center, or the Auditorium, or uh….any place we won’t drown or get struck by lightning?

    • TocksNedlog

      GOP = climate change = rain on black college commencement = RACISTS!!!

    • OLLPOH

      He already is.

    • PatriotRG

      i thought obama was god

    • twolaneflash

      Yes, God will be called racist. Black Liberation Theology demands it. Don’t tell anybody black, but Henry L. Morehouse was a white man, Likewise, the black Spelman College next door to it is named for John D. Rockefeller’s wife, a white woman. Ditto black Howard University, chartered after the Civil War by the evil hated-by-real-blacks Republicans, and was named after a Union Army General. Yet, for decades, hatred of whites is what is taught and learned there.

      • Chase Parker

        We are are well aware that our founders were white and that Morehouse was named after a white man. We’re also aware that nearly half of our presidents have been white and that a large percentage of our board of trustees are white. You sound so ignorant to even insinuate that students are taught to hate anyone of any race. Also, don’t forget that Martin King, someone who fought and died combating racism, is a Morehouse graduate.

        • Miss Clairee

          And racism against white people isn’t taught and propagated at Spelman, Tuskegee, or Howard either. Really, Lee? Really? Invite me to class sometime……prove it!

          • Chase Parker

            Why would we teach racism? There’s nothing to prove. You made this assumption out of air. Our doors are always welcome to visitors.

        • twolaneflash

          Well, disguise the hate as “black” history, eternal victimology, and why white people owe reparations, but that’s what’s for dinner.

          • Chase Parker

            You don’t know what is taught at these schools because you obviously have never even sat through one class. There’s nothing wrong with acknowledging the accomplishments of people who aren’t given credit. No one teaches “eternal victimology.” I assume you meant “internal.” You obviously could benefit from a class or two at one of these schools you bash. Finally, in regards to reparations, the only thing that’s taught is a general respect for all people, and this is a prime example of disrespect. You should be ashamed of yourself for making these defaming allegations with no validity.

          • twolaneflash

            You’d be surprised how much connection I’ve had with Morehouse, its professors, and students in the last forty years, all of it disappointing.

          • Chase Parker

            I’d be surprised “how much connection you’ve made?” Let me fix that for you since, once again, your grammar skills aren’t sufficient. The correct way to make your statement is, “You’d be surprised by how much I’ve interacted with Morehouse. . .forty years. All of is was disappointing.” I’m disappointed in whoever taught you how to write, and even more disappointed that you’ve composed sentences like this for forty years. Give me a break. lol

  • Marv N Gardenz

    Only Obama and Elite allowed Umbrellas. Too dangerous in the hands of the enemy, American people. TSA Secret Service searches make sure.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Do I see people in the audience wearing hoods?!

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Do I see people in the audience wearing hoods?!

    • Chase Parker

      The graduates made the choice to continue the tradition of having commencement on the campus lawn whether it rained or not. Anyone who looks at these photos and can only think about a “rain plan” is a cynic. They chose to sit in through rain, symbolizing that the countless obstacles they faced throughout their lives never hindered them from success. No one was worried about a little rain. Plus, EVERYONE was given ponchos except the graduates and the men in uniform.

      • twolaneflash

        Why don’t they just flog themselves in private. Such public displays to symbolize something should symbolize that the consequences of stupidity are self-inflicted, like if you sit in the rain in metal chairs surrounded by metal barricades, you’ll be wet, miserable, and a lightning rod. Jeez. Get over yourselves.

        • Chase Parker

          What I would like to know is why does this bother you? There was an indoor gym for people to watch the graduation if they were miserable. This graduation caused no harm to you.

  • Clayton B

    . . . ‘Honorary Doctor of Laws’ . . . you didn’t earn that . . .gibsmedat.

    • neoface

      That would be the only way he can get a legit degree. I can’t believe someone who use the sentence “there is no there there” has legit degree of any kind. Someone should ask Oblamer why he had to surrender his law license. Moochelle had to surrender hers as well, and they are in the Whitehouse?

    • TocksNedlog

      He earned it exactly as much as he earned his Nobel Peace Prize.

    • GaryTheBrave

      He dishonors our laws. If there were any conservative graduates they should’ve walked out as soon as it was announced.

      • Zane Henry

        I’m guessing there’s not exactly a thriving conservative scene at Morehouse. I could be wrong, but I wouldn’t bet against me.

  • barfomer

    Crowd wearing body condoms. Protection from O-gasm

    • neoface

      Very astute observation! LOL!!

    • LinTaylor

      It’s like a Gallagher show, they don’t want to get the gush all over them.

      • GaryTheBrave

        I was thinking the same thing. Great minds think alike.

    • LinTaylor

      It’s like a Gallagher show, they don’t want to get the gush all over them.

    • TocksNedlog

      Is Chris Matthews there?

    • Moosejaw50

      Scandal condoms for all!!!!

  • ObamaFail

    It’s shameful of liberals to make the outrage over Marines holding umbrellas for Obama a race thing. If Obama had sent troops in to at least try to save those men in Benghazi, I wouldn’t think anything of marines holding an umbrella for him. But since he issued a stand down order and let no one even attempt to rescue those men in Benghazi, it pisses me off to see him call in the marines to protect his overpriced suit from a little bit of rain.

  • Tyrconnell

    How very symbolic, Obama and the other “Elites” under an awning, the people whose day this is supposed to be out in the rain.

  • neoface

    Too bad the lightening didn’t hit the teleprompter, without it he has no brain. Just an observation.

  • TJ

    Someone has already called this racists Umbrellagate. If it was not for Whitey and hit SUV, Trucks and Oil there would be no climate change to have it rain in May.

  • Marjorie

    Damn…too wet to golf. Might as well talk about me, myself and I.

  • Marjorie

    Damn…too wet to golf. Might as well talk about me, myself and I.

  • RblDiver

    “Hey you, you in the black robe thing, why doncha take that off, come over here and hold it over me woncha?”

  • HARP2

    Rainy days and Mondays.

  • HARP2

    Rainy days and Mondays.

  • Roto

    “Obama now is bestowed with Honorary Doctor of Laws…” — sheesh, he’s still getting stuff for doing nothing

    • jebjr

      Yet another undeserved law degree! He will disrespect this one as much as the last.

    • jebjr

      Yet another undeserved law degree! He will disrespect this one as much as the last.

  • Roto

    “Obama now is bestowed with Honorary Doctor of Laws…” — sheesh, he’s still getting stuff for doing nothing

  • Steve_J

    Appropriate that the last picture has an empty chair.

  • Steve_J

    Appropriate that the last picture has an empty chair.

  • jebjr

    “No marines in sight.” Perhaps they saw the weather forecast and decided that Obama’s record of calling in the marines when truly needed was circumspect at best. Rose Garden vs. Benghazi.

  • jebjr

    “No marines in sight.” Perhaps they saw the weather forecast and decided that Obama’s record of calling in the marines when truly needed was circumspect at best. Rose Garden vs. Benghazi.

  • Guest

    Mr. Obama, GOD is trying to tell you something.

    • CatHerder

      He’s starting to remind me of Joe Btfsplk.

  • TocksNedlog

    Proof positive that every time you add a degree to Obama the climate gets worse!

    • Jennifer

      Brilliant!

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Obama, Your Umbrella ( J ) <=== Doesn't work… And NEITHER DO YOU! #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Meech204

    You would think with The Weather Channel located in “Atlanta” they would’ve had a backup plan. Everything to do with this guy is ridiculous….

  • cscape

    i’m surprised el presidente didn’t call up a Marine Corps (that’s pronounced “KOR” not “CORPSE”) Regimental Combat Team to hold umbrellas for the “kids”

  • therain

    It must have been caused by “global wetting”.

  • http://discus.com yourmamatoo

    Well, the folks behind the speech giver in chief looked bored stiff.
    And we all know why he wasn’t holding an umbrella. He doesn’t know how to close one. Just in case the sun came out and it stopped raining, he did not want the kids to see how slow he really is.

  • $24698634

    I didn’t notice anyone commenting that the umbrella was really for the Turk at the press conference. O said it at the time. Sorry for injecting facts…

    • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

      It doesn’t matter WHY…the fact is, he used US Marines when staffers would have been able to do the same thing. Obamao wanted military props. He also said that at the time (“They’ll look good next to us”). Sorry for injecting facts.

      • $24698634

        “They’ll look good…” was a joke.  The marines were standing there.  What’s the problem?  Heads of state have military honor guards all the time.  It’s a show of respect to a foreign dignitary.  Just like the flag.  Respect, you know?

  • OpenTheDoor

    I wouldn’t sit and listen to O’Bama if it was raining pennies from heaven.

  • wwbdinct

    You really should not say that. Not cool.

  • wwbdinct

    You really should not say that. Not cool.

  • ObamaEnemyWithin

    What’s going to happen “an audit “.ordered by the most political President in history, not to mention the laziest “I no nothing” President in history!

  • ObamaEnemyWithin

    What’s going to happen “an audit “.ordered by the most political President in history, not to mention the laziest “I no nothing” President in history!

  • CatHerder

    The point is, we don’t talk like that, lefties do. BO may be the worst President we ever had or will have, but at the moment he is the President of the United States of America.

  • wwbdinct

    Listen. I loathe the man with a passion but that’s just NOT a cool thing to post. That’s all.

  • wwbdinct

    Why have you changed your avatar and posting name 3 times in the past hour? So basically you’re just trolling here trying to bait people? Eff off.

  • ObamaEnemyWithin

    Se, I apoligize to you, hopefully he will resign!!!!!!

  • ObamaEnemyWithin

    But I really do hope Obama gets struck by lightning, think of how much better America will be off.

  • TocksNedlog

    Yeah. Just the other day I said to myself, “Self,” I said, “wouldn’t things be a whole heck of a lot better if Joe Biden was running the country?”

  • ObamaEnemyWithin

    Rumor has it Crazy Uncle Joe has severe early onset Dimintia, next in line is Speaker of the House.

  • ObamaEnemyWithin

    Because I’m at at government job with nothing but time on my hands. I hate Obama and the Marxist, Socialist agenda he is trying to implement!

  • jenndee

    “Irreleventpresident”
    is posting how liberals think we post, in their ignorant hate filled world. Don’t feed the trolls….right?

  • ObamaEnemyWithin
  • Miss Clairee

    Dimintia? Dimintia? What the Hell is that, hon? You mean Dementia? Learn how to spell (or at least Google the dang word) before you go wishing death on someone. Not a big fan of the Prez myself, but I certainly do not wish him any harm!

  • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

    Unless you’re using your own wifi and laptop you may not be at your “government job” much longer. Especially since you’ve now invalidated your user agreement that you signed.

  • ObamaEnemyWithin

    Hey Lisa, Kiss my ass!

  • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

    Hey @IrrelevantPresident:disqus – I speak the truth and you got your hand caught in the cookie jar by another government employee who knows her stuff. So, if I were you I’d back off being ugly and clean up your desktop. PS I hope you don’t talk to your boss that way.

  • ObamaEnemyWithin

    Hey Lisa, like I said before “kiss my ass”! If you were really a govt employeee you would know that it takes an act of congress to fire a govt employee. Dream on and hurry up and kiss my ass!

  • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

    Actually, I do know what it takes. Apparently you don’t know what it takes, can you say shuffle, shuffle, shuffle until you get tired and quit? Also, invalidating ones computer usage agreement is grounds for dismissal. You may want to go back to OPM and ask for a copy. And if you really are a government employee you know that you can be let go starting July 8th due to the furlough.

  • twolaneflash

    Not me. Like Marvin K. Mooney from Dr. Seuss, I don’t care HOW he goes, just PLEASE GO NOW! That this unvetted Manchurian President even got close to the Oval Office signals the end of America to me, and the media’s actions have confirmed it. There are now 5 Federal agencies involved in known scandals, treacheries, and/or crimes pointing the blame-compass at LNU (last name unknown). The crimes of this Chicago regime are without number, but Justice is blind in America, and corrupt.