Sail through your next IRS application with these handy #SafeC4Names

The Washington Free Beacon this week shared the story of a conservative nonprofit group that applied for tax-exempt status with the IRS only to wait nearly a year for a response. The group resubmitted its application under a more innocuous name and watched in amazement as its application sailed through the approval process in three weeks. We’ve learned that the words “tea party” and “patriot” were all it took to flag an application for special review, so what “safe” name did the group settle on? Unfortunately, we don’t know — as the source told the Beacon, “I’m afraid to go on the record because of what the IRS might do to my group”

Fortunately, Twitter has stepped up to provide a wide selection of #SafeC4Names that will ensure your application to become a 501(c)4 is approved. You might even get an unsolicited grant from the National Endowment for the Arts.

Sorry, this next one’s taken.

  • Kyle Andrulonis

    Lost it with “People for Letting the President Be Clear.”

    • Jeremy

      I laughed as well.That is the signal that Obama is about to lie his ass off

      • JR48

        And if you pay attention, others in the media and politics use that phrase now.

    • MistahKurtz_HeDead

      I always like “Make No Mistake” America made a HUGE MISTAKE electing and reelecting you.

  • arttie

    Half Vast Left Wing Conspiracy

  • RblDiver

    People United Against Those Poopy-Head Teabaggers #safec4names

  • capisce

    Community Organizer Hall-of-Fame Foundation.

  • Slapweasel

    Organizing Against America

  • CatHerder

    #safec4names Presidential Liason for the Effective Everyday Employment of Acronyms in Social Environments-Standard Temporary Objections Permitted

    (PLEEEASE-STOP)

    • MyrmidoNOT

      Thought they kept that book, in the Mnemonic Library??

  • Steve_J

    #SafeC4Names Uncle Frank, LLC

  • Garth Haycock

    The Organization for the Benevolence of Dear Leader

  • Clayton Grant

    #safec4names Free Unlimited Condoms Keeping Our Fun Fabulous

  • I M Free

    “People Equality To Marry Pets/Animals”

  • Insubordinate

    #safec4names
    LGBTs United Against Heterosexual White Men

  • Tom P

    Marxists for Mandated Union Membership

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      MUMM-Marxists for Union Membership Mandates….Well? #RightWard #Safec4Names Jawamax 8<{D}

  • detroit19

    #SafeC4Names ‘Ja, liebe Führer’

  • detroit19

    ‘Your wish is my command, Master’.

  • NoToTyrants

    Alinsky Middle Class Studies Foundation

  • RightFinShark

    ProgsRUs

  • NoToTyrants

    The NAAEP ~ The National Association for the Advancement of Entitled People

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      The NAAIA-The National Association for the Advancement of Illegal Aliens! …It’s an improvement… #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • NoToTyrants

    Free Cell Phones, Free Birth Control, Free Cheese, Enslaved America

  • RightFinShark

    I. ME. MINE. Inc.

    • arttie

      You notice he said that they needed to monitor AP because he had HIS troops stationed overseas in countries where HIS soldiers could be harmed by loose lips. (Loose lips being something Bill Clinton is very interested in.)

      • dagnytaggart

        Wasn’t his own National Security Advisor, Tom Donillon found to be a leaker? Why didn’t they start by simply tapping his phones, just be be sure he wasn’t involved in this particular leak? How can they even claim to care when Mr. Donilon was never punished for his leaks?

        • arttie

          Been wondering the same thing.

  • Leep

    I want to double my tax payments.org (asm)

  • NoToTyrants

    Americans for Government Fraud Waste and Abuse.

  • NoToTyrants

    The Muslim Brotherhood for a Sharia America.

  • HARP2

    Occupy…EVERYTHING party.

  • HARP2

    Little Bo-Peep married her sheep.

  • Garym

    New Black Panthers of (City Name Here).

  • brewerandpatriot

    Muslim Extremist Death Squad

  • Garym

    Friends
    United against
    Conservative
    Kontrol

  • http://www.facebook.com/chris.hoffman.5648 Chris Hoffman

    Islamic Progressives Local 146

  • Frank Drebin

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    The Choom Gang

  • JustLikeAnimals

    #SafeC4Names @PressSec @whitehouse Committee for the Dissolution of the Constitution and the Trampling of the Bill of Rights.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    #SafeC4Names @PressSec @whitehouse Committee for the Coronation of King Hussein I.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    #SafeC4Names @PressSec @whitehouse Committee for the Removal of the Words Truth, Honesty, and Integrity from the English Language.

  • stellatruman

    Citizens more concerned with taming nappy bangs than upholding the constitution

  • Johnny_Layabout

    Transgender Muslims for Abortion

    • nc

      Winner!

    • David Grant

      nailed it

  • LegalizeShemp

    TMZ – Transgender Mongrel Zipperheads

  • nc

    For The Children

  • Roto

    #safec4names Organization for the Union of Progressive Socialist Peoples in the Expansion of Government Programs

  • Dee

    #SafeC4names: Lyricists and Songwriters for Indoctrination (you know, so they can write more songs like “Mmm, mmm, mm … Barack Hussein Obama!”)

  • AMSilver

    #SafeC4names: The Che Brigade for Social Justice

  • dancerina

    #SafeC4names: Working Till We the People Drop For The Greater Good

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Society for Octopian Healthcare…..Federal Diet-Planning Lobby…..Federal Hybrid/Electric Vehicle Society… #Safe501c4Names #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Marjorie

    Citizens for Enshrining BHO!

  • Marjorie

    Citizens for Enshrining BHO!

  • AZWarrior

    “New Black Panther Polling Place Intimidation Corps”

  • OLLPOH

    #safec4names
    BLT, Alinski, CRT, for The Utopianization of the U.S.A. States of America

  • OLLPOH

    #safec4names
    We Are Sheep.

  • OLLPOH

    #safec4names
    Herders of the Sheep R Us

  • OLLPOH

    #safec4names
    Bringin’ Down The GOP

  • OLLPOH

    #safec4names
    Wipe Yo’ Feet On America.

  • OLLPOH

    #safec4names
    Boot Lickers R Us.

  • OLLPOH

    #safec4names
    Self Reliant Were Not.

  • OLLPOH

    #safec4names
    In It To Spin It To Win It.

  • OLLPOH

    #safec4names
    Voters for The Marxist Regime.

  • OLLPOH

    #safec4names
    Still Waiting On My Fair Share.

  • OLLPOH

    #safec4names
    Voters For Free ObamaCare R Us

  • OLLPOH

    #safec4names
    Students Needing No PayBack Loans R Us

  • j p

    Free Money Federation

  • Raye09

    Citizens for Government Intervention
    Citizens Abortion Squad

    #safec4names

  • Raye09

    Citizens Committee for Benghazi Cover-Up
    #safe4cnames