Time to #FreeJoe? Biden’s been awfully quiet during scandalpalooza

The VP delivered a commencement address at the University of Pennsylvania on Monday. And on Tuesday, he made headlines for embracing the “cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs” school of gun-control thought. But as the IRS, AP and Benghazi scandals make for a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad week at the White House, Twitter users note that Joe Biden seems to be muzzled again.

Did they put y’all back in chains, Uncle Joe?

Ready the milk cartons!

Hey, it’s been known to happen.

Isn’t it time we all stood up for Biden’s right to speak freely as only Uncle Joe can?

Sadly, Biden’s schedule has no public events on Friday. Denying us our gaffe fix? This aggression will not stand, President Obama!

Update:

Oh, yes!

  • IronButterfly

    Joe Biden speaking
    I learned it this morning just like you from press reports. Ssshhh Obama taught me that line.

  • IronButterfly

    Joe Biden speaking
    I learned it this morning just like you from press reports. Ssshhh Obama taught me that line.

  • tredglx

    Vice-Preezy Bite-me might be stupid (might be?), but he’s smart enough to stay out of the way when 0bumbles stomps around in it with both feet and it comes back to bite him. I wouldn’t want the stink of Benghazi and the IRS scandals on me either.

    You just know he’s sitting back somewhere giggling with that goofy-ass grin on his mug…

    • TomJB

      and measuring the drapes…

  • tredglx

    Vice-Preezy Bite-me might be stupid (might be?), but he’s smart enough to stay out of the way when 0bumbles stomps around in it with both feet and it comes back to bite him. I wouldn’t want the stink of Benghazi and the IRS scandals on me either.

    You just know he’s sitting back somewhere giggling with that goofy-ass grin on his mug…

  • angeleyez

    .
    Since Biden also wants to be the POTUS,
    .
    could Joe Biden be “Deep Throat” ?

    • Michael Anderson (WB)

      I think Biden is a “true believer” so he wouldn’t be deep throat.

      • TomJB

        If Joe comes to think he can get that one last promotion, he will turn on a dime.

      • disqus_eric

        Oh, we have no idea of what actions J.B. perform when he’s alone with his Prez…

  • peteee363

    i don’t know whats worse, president obama, or possible president biden? some people think obama is messing up on purpose, but joe only knows how to screw up.

    • Michael Anderson (WB)

      When it comes to holding our leaders accountable we cannot shirk away from impeachment just because of the possibility that Biden would be President.

      • peteee363

        actually, for comedy gold, i can’t wait for the impeachment, and watch the sitcom that would be the biden administration.

        • GaryTheBrave

          Remember, Bubba was impeached. He wasn’t removed from office. Impeachment carries as much weight as censure.

        • WingedBishop

          Might as well get our money’s worth with some entertainment value, right?

        • WingedBishop

          Might as well get our money’s worth with some entertainment value, right?

    • CR

      Stupid over evil, as opposed to stupid AND evil which is what Obama is turning out to be (I previously thought O was just evil, but nobody smart would think they could get away with all that has come to light in the past few days).

      • grais

        But Obama’s behavior has got him to the White House. Every scandal, every bit of exposure of his ‘dirty tricks’ has rolled off of him all of his life. He sees himself as utterly invincible. I don’t think he’s ‘stupid’, but he certainly seems psychotic.

      • dinkerduo

        Not TURNING OUT TO BE but always has been! He’s always been an evil SOB and a progressive–socialist–communists–Marxist!–Muslim and Muslim sympathizer–and NOT QUITE AS SMART AS HE THOUGHT HE WAS!!

  • MyrmidoNOT

    Pivot. To jobs.
    (Suspect he is looking for one..)
    Anyone know who would ‘hire’ a used, well-worn, politician??

    • peteee363

      he has never had a real job his whole life, i doubt he will get one now!

      • MyrmidoNOT

        Got THAT right. (Suspect that you ‘doubt’…correctly!!)
        He (only) ‘knows’ how to ‘sign’ a paycheck… 😉

    • WingedBishop

      The voters in New York and Maryland certainly would.

      • MyrmidoNOT

        That too! (Don’t forget about TAXachusetts…or Cali…)
        Edit/update: Ill-annoy…while I’m musing…sure “there’s” more!

      • MyrmidoNOT

        That too! (Don’t forget about TAXachusetts…or Cali…)
        Edit/update: Ill-annoy…while I’m musing…sure “there’s” more!

    • Ken Alan Draper

      oh I’m sure some firm lobbying for a democrat friendly massively polluting chemical company would love to have uncle joe on the payroll. after all it isn’t about being smart or even sane. it’s about being known.

      • MyrmidoNOT

        True. If you want him on the payroll (employed).

        However, if we are talking about a “job”…or “work”…notsomuch. 😉

        Edit/add-on: “…massively polluting chemical company…”
        only due to excessive gub’t regulations/taxation??

  • CatHerder

    Don’t get that ratchet-jaw started ffs.

  • bonnieblue2A

    Joe’s hiding in the closed IRS public reading room huddled over the missing 2 days of Benghazi e-mails, including the teleconference transcript, and trying to decide how best to use it in his primary run against Hillary in 2016.

    • http://twitter.com/BrianPHovland Brian H (wackobird)

      Thats inflation for you……18 minutes in 1974 becomes 2 days in 2012!

      • bonnieblue2A

        Brilliant!

  • BlahBlah

    Somewhere in America there’s a shortage of duct tape.

    • MyrmidoNOT

      He’s been so quiet, lately…(how ‘quiet’ was it?)
      they prolly used zip-ties and ‘gorilla’ tape.

      • BlahBlah

        Eh who knows maybe he’s just out having his dentures bleached and refitted.

        • anywoman

          Re-plugging? He’s awfully shiny up there……

        • barney59

          And plugs updated

        • MyrmidoNOT

          Good one!

          Speaking of bleach…
          AFTER this week, they are gonna require LOTS of it,
          to clean-up all the crime scenes… 😉

    • GaryTheBrave

      Check the same areas where there are shortages of ammo.

  • grais

    He’s probably been ordered to keep his flapping yap shut. Just One idiot-musing from him could blow this whole thing for Obama.
    I’m waiting to hear from Valerie Jarrett.

    • TocksNedlog

      You will NEVER hear from Valerie Jarrett.

      • grais

        Well, I didn’t say I was holding my breath.
        ; )

      • John

        She’s #1 on my list of who I think is behind all this.

        • TocksNedlog

          Agreed — and that’s why you will NEVER hear from her . . . not the truth, anyway.

    • BlahBlah

      What IS it that she does at the WH, does anyone know?

      • grais

        She runs Obama.

        • BlahBlah

          So they are like poly or something? Which one is the bitch?

          • MyrmidoNOT

            They ‘both’ aren’t… 😉

      • dinkerduo

        Valerie Jarrett is a woman who was born in Iran and educated to the fullest! She was put in charge of Obama when Bill Ayers and helpers and the Saudi Arabians–who,btw, funded Obama’s college education especially at Harvard, otherwise how could a mulatto, orphaned, poor boy afford Harvard?!? Sorry I got carried away as I tend to do when on the topic of BHO!
        But back to Valerie—Obama doesn’t blow his nose without her approval! She gets her orders from George Soros and is the brains behind BHO–she has great influence and power!
        They all–every damn one of them need to be put under oath–jailed if they don’t answer as there are too many scandals now and just think about how much they have already gotten away with!–like sending home the Saudi who was injured in the Boston bombing when he could be a suspect if not a witness and was on a terrorists list!
        Geeeeeze! It goes on and on!

  • TocksNedlog

    “I can assure you, Barack Obama has a big stick . . . he uses it to bash his political opposition.”

    • BlahBlah

      Why did you have to quote this. Why. Must go throw up BRB

  • barney59

    Crazy Joe is practicing his acceptance speech and working on his signature for the pardons… (and setting up the off-shore account where the $ can be transferred!)

  • forgetyoutooo

    Valerie Jarrett locked Biden in a closet.

    • GaryTheBrave

      Does that mean that Joe Plugs will be “coming out of the closet?”

      I’ll be here all weekend, folks. Tip your waitress.

  • ralphwylie

    The only thing that Biden could add to the conversation is, “I don’t know anything,” but we already know that so take some time off Joe.

  • http://www.facebook.com/1252355351 Adrian Vance

    Maybe they put Joe in a funny farm. He has been loser than usual of late.

    See The Two Minute Conservative via Google or: http://adrianvance.blogspot.com When you speak ladies will swoon and liberal gentlemen will weep.

  • Jim

    Unleash the Biden!

  • Jim

    Unleash the Biden!

  • BadGirloftheNorth

    He’s been busy taking out another second mortgage on his house to pay for his daughter’s wedding. No, Really. Looks like his economic plan is in lock step with the president’s ….

  • Jeremy

    Joe Biden has been busy firing his shotgun outside doing skeet shooting with pictures of Ted Cruz on them.

  • scruffthemuff

    Joe Biden knows this is real serious! He either had knowledge or involvement in the scandals lately. There actions & behavior speaks for its self!

  • Adi

    Uncle Plugs had too much success with his “podcast” and is probably busy now. I hears it reached over 7 downloads, damn, that must be stressful.

  • Guest

    Obama does NOT want Motormouth Biden running around giving out information;
    even though the old buffoon is never allowed to attend sensitive security briefings.

  • porgiefirefighter

    Maybe Joe finally shut up under threat of an audit.

  • Adam Johnson

    Joe realizes “hey, it’s not me this time” and he’s flying happily under the radar. He could be our new President guys. Hopefully, he’s tucked away reading “Presidenting for Dummies”.