The Associated Press sucked up to the school bully and was shocked to find itself stuffed into a locker.
The news that the Justice Department secretly collected two months of AP reporters’ phone records raised ire on the Left and the Right about political intimidation and freedom of the press. But at the same time, conservatives couldn’t help enjoying the sweet, sweet taste of lapdog tears.
How do you like President Boyfriend now, AP?
Bet those White House donuts are repeating on you today, huh?
Dear AP: Toldja so! Love, Conservatives.
Wait for it, AP. Just wait:
Could NBC be next? Nah: