She’s not my mom! Twitter passes on chance to sign Mom-in-Chief’s card

The Democrats will use just about any occasion to harvest email addresses — sometimes it’s in the form of a petition, and other times it’s disguised as a greeting card. We’re not sure if someone forgot it was Mother’s Day and ran out of time to come up with a note, or if they just don’t care anymore and don’t care who knows it. What kind of “card” is this?


In any case, if Barack Obama is like the “dad of the country,” that makes Michelle everybody’s mom, right? She does try to tell us all what to eat, after all. But Mom-in-Chief?

  • IceColdTroll

    Oh ffkkkng GAG! GAG GAG GAG!!!

    • almarquardt

      Gag is right!

    • Dee

      That’s exactly what I was thinking.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      Lol. Nice 😀 Sorry, I found your response very amusing.

  • DeadBuffalo Blog

    Instead, I signed a sympathy card to the USA for having to deal with Shelly O. for 3 more Mother’s days.

    • Red Fred

      Or how about acknowledging those moms who can’t celebrate this year, because their sons were killed in the terrorist attack on Benghazi.

  • NRPax

    No thanks. I already have one mom. And not only does she love this country, she actually treats me like an adult that can make my own choices.

  • TJ

    Wonder if they are fine if someone gave the first daughters some free Birth Control as a mothers day present so that MO will never be a grandma.

    • Slapweasel

      After all, they shouldn’t be punished with a baby. They should sow their wild oats and get all-sorts-of knocked-up. It’s All Good.

      -But they shouldn’t drink or eat a Wendy’s Double.

      …that $#!* just ain’t good for you.

      • pajamakat

        A baby shouldn’t be punished to be born into this family.

    • grais

      Are you talking about Plan B pills or abortions? There’s no reason to bother with any other kind.

  • Orlando Cee

    Whatever that is, that ain’t my mom.

  • Steve_J

    She might be a mother but she’s not my mother.

    • Tami Lockhart Owen

      Oh she’s a mother alright. Mother f for sure.

    • Tami Lockhart Owen

      Oh she’s a mother alright. Mother f for sure.

    • Judy B

      She’s a muther all right!

  • disqus_e2F2oUH6C7

    @DWStweets My Mom is dead. There is no substitute, especially MO. Take your card & shove it.

    • pajamakat

      Same here. My mom is dead also. This cretin couldn’t hold a candle to her. Please get that wig off. You look like an azz.

    • FaithColeridge33

      I see you guys beat me to it.

    • Jarhead83

      Sasquatch wouldn’t constitute a pimple on my mom’s ass…

    • CatHerder

      If she wants to be my Mom she has a ways to dig, too.

    • Billie Slash

      Hear, Hear!!
      A toast to all our Moms who have gone to their rewards.
      MO takes our tax money for her vacations, that ought to be enough.

      • almarquardt

        A real mom never begs for money, but instead continually asks and tries to anticipate what her children need. That then makes MO the Anti-Mom.

  • The_Q_is

    My mom never sent me requests for donations or pitches for $3 dollar lunch sweepstakes with Barack after sending her cards.

    • rivers

      Yes but did she ever lend you 18 THOUSAND dollars for birth control, like the mom in the Obama campaign ad?

  • mdtljt

    Un-f*cking-believable ..the gall of these people is off the charts…

  • Lynn

    Won’t this be her first year as a ‘single’ mom?

  • 24fan

    My mom’s the best, Michelle? Not so much.

  • $45875941

    DWS’s kids should NEVER breed!

    • twinx

      It’s got KIDS?????!!!!!????? Holy cats!

      • $45875941

        Yeah, it said, “As a mother……..”

        • GaryTheBrave

          That means it breeds. Can’t imagine any male of any species getting that close to her.

          • $45875941

            Ohhhhh, that image!! Bleach!

          • CatHerder

            I wasn’t that desperate even as a teenager.

      • TocksNedlog


  • Brenda Van Fleet

    No. Don’t think so. I have a great mom of my own. Don’t need this one.

  • twinx

    These people are stark, raving MAD. Deb, I think the perm solution you use has seeped into whatever you use for a brain. This is an insult to moms everywhere.

    • grais

      I wonder how Michelle inspired her. Did she not know about feeding her children properly, or making them get off their asses until Michelle told her all about it??

  • Frank Drebin

    Is there Anything DWS won’t do for money…?

    • twinx

      Barack: “Sorry, Hon, can’t help ya there…”

      • GaryTheBrave

        He’s saving himself for Reggie.

    • GaryTheBrave

      Is that a Subway ad?

  • FreedomFighter

    Farming for email addresses so they can bombard you with donation requests

    • Vennoye

      Exactly what they are doing. Appears that they believe the brain dead Obama voters will transfer that loyalty to other democrats. Think before this is over with Obama voters are going to realize their “cool TheWon” feet of clay reach all the way up to his ears…..but then they probably don’t even understand feet of clay!!

  • Bemani Dog

    Half her time on junkets, the other half posing for Vogue, which has become her personality cult rag.

  • BlahBlah

    I remember as little kids back in the 70s in old Yugoslavia we were made to write cards and make drawings for Tito. We also had to sing him songs and have memorized every minute of his life and every word he ever said.

    This is different, how?

    • Clayton Grant

      mmm mmm mmmm Josip Broz Tito

      • BlahBlah

        Yeah that guy. Did you ever see his b’day bashes at the soccer stadium in Belgrade where we had to perform whole programs North Korea style? You know, everything choreographed to form messages, flowers, kittehzpuppiezunicornz when seen from above? Lotsa flags, lotsa people the sun is shining birds are singing? Yeah that. I was in that too.

        • Clayton Grant

          You must have left before he died in 1980. Your English is excellent and very Americanized.
          I teach geopolitical history for the AF and he’s always been part of my lesson plans. It would be invaluable to me to get some 1st-hand knowledge from you.

          • BlahBlah

            No. :) I started learning English when I was 5. Moved here 13 years ago. I guess I watched a lot of American movies. 😀

            I was there when he died. I had to wait 8 (eight) hours to get into the Parliament building for viewing. Good times. I was 14 and I had no choice in the matter. The alternative wasn’t pretty. Anyway if you have any questions or would like to include anything in your lessons, please feel free.

          • Clayton Grant

            Did you know that there are still streets in Ethiopia that were named in his honor?
            He had like 7 or 8 cities in your former Yugoslavia named after him.

          • BlahBlah

            Yes. All those cities are now back to pre WW2 names. Same with streets. Every main street in every city/town/village was named after him. All that went away circa early 90s. But what was really strange/weird/funny is that Sarajevo kept the name of the main street at least until ’99 which is when I lived there and then left to move here.

          • Clayton Grant

            Marshal Tito Streets were everywhere!
            Which begs the question; If Chicago or Hawaii ever name one after President Obama, will it be a dead end street or a cul-de-sac?

          • Clayton Grant

            I may pick your brain from time to time. Thanx!

    • $30423294

      Oh my god. I can’t imagine how crappy I would feel having to dance like a puppet for a dictator.

      Satirist hit the chord exactly, Barack Hussein Obama, mmm, mmmm, mmm.

      Ick. Ick. Ick.

      • BlahBlah

        It’s a miracle no one got arrested or worse (except for grandpa). Lemme quickly count my blessings here. I was brought up in a very anti communist family. We were the ones going to church when no one else did. This is all because my grandpa was one of the richest people in Belgrade before WW2. Then communists came took it all away and you know the drill.

        As a kid I didn’t really know to keep my mouth shut about certain things. So I’d say things in school. Looking back now, Jesus, it really is a miracle my parents didn’t end up in jail.

        • almarquardt

          I would love to hear more of your story, as would other people here, I’m sure. It’s gotta be frustrating and a little heartbreaking for you to see some of the same things happening here.

          • BlahBlah

            Thanks yes. I really really love America. It is hard to watch the same sh*t all over again and believe me, Obama is a carbon copy of Tito or Milosevic. Which is why I hate him so much.

            But I still have faith in y’all good people. We’ll get through this.

          • almarquardt

            But I still have faith in y’all good people. We’ll get through this..

            We need more faith like this. With all the bad news lately, it’s hard to retain hope. I thank you for keeping yours.

        • Junie3

          TY for being here with a true Spirit of freedom.

          “The LORD bless you and keep you; the LORD make his face to shine upon you and be gracious to you; the LORD lift up his countenance upon you and give you peace.”

          • BlahBlah

            Awww thanks. God bless!

    • Vennoye

      Sad part is as you said “we were made to”. No one is making his sycophants do anything….all voluntary stupidity.

  • annoyinglittletwerp

    My mother died earlier this year-and she DESPISED the Obamas. Barf! Gag! Hurl!

  • FaithColeridge33

    My mom died a couple months ago. I sometimes sit around and just remember the good times, the tough times, all the things she did for me. Though the pain will get less and subside you are always aware of the hole that will never be filled. After all your mom really is the only one who is completely on your side.

    You never thought you’d give up everything you have for just five more minutes with someone.

    All that makes this card go from ludicrous to disgusting.

    • wwbdinct

      Sorry for the loss of your Mom so recently. Your statement about giving up everything just to have 5 more minutes with her is so painfully true.

    • 24fan

      I’m sorry for your loss, I can’t imagine losing my mama whose been one of my best friends.

    • grais

      Sincere condolences to you. Moms teach the most important of life’s lessons–unconditional love.

    • arttie

      I am sorry too. I am watching my mother slowly slip away with memory loss. It is no less easy.

  • anjullyn

    This just makes me vomit. What is with these people???? Do they have to intrude in every aspect of life? Why does Debbie doesdallas think this is a good idea?

    • Jennifer

      I so agree with you on the “every aspect” part. I was watching the Amazing Race finale last Sunday and was caught between screaming at the tv and tears of frustration rolling down my face when the contestants went to DC & had to get pics with (fake) Obama. I couldn’t believe I couldn’t enjoy that one escape without them inserting themselves. Sickening, and that’s how the are “taking over”…with so many not even noticing, or worse yet, thinking it’s “so cool” how “real” they are.

    • puca58

      That’s what cultists do…they attempt to control every aspect of your life so that you’ll eventually ‘want’ to do as they ‘ask’.

  • Guest

    Msg to DWS: Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.

  • upsidetrader

    I’m not a ward of the state yet

  • Maxx

    My mom, who passed away from breast cancer at age 56, taught fourth grade for 28 years. For a good part of her career, she barely had a car worth $6,000, let alone a dress.

    No thanks, I’ll pass.


    I was going to respond, but she has me blocked. I’m crushed. :(

    • the_bat

      That’s kind of a Badge of Honor, isn’t it?

  • puca58

    I would never insult my Mother by doing that.

  • teamfrazzled

    This is the kind of thing done for dictators so the little narcissist (and they are all without exception egomaniacal narcissists) can bathe some more in his self idolatry and pretend the whole world is duped into believing he really is worshipped by all. LOL Sycophant grub Wasserman doing what she does best -inducing people’s gag reflex.

  • Jared Mucha

    She didn’t birth this.. So, she is NOT MY MOM.

  • waterytart

    If my Mom were still here, she’d hate both of them. So, in her honor, I will wear the “hate both of their guts” mantle proudly.

    Love ya Mom, and I know Dad just joined you, miss you both, but glad you’re together again.

  • Mr. Saturn

    I have four moms in my life: my actual mother, my sister (mother of two), my sister-in-law (also a mother of two) and my remaining grandmother. Those 4 are the ones that matter to me.

  • rivers

    F**k you, I’ve got my own mom, I am a mom, and sickening sycophants like DWS are a freaking embarrassment to women everywhere, not to mention, to her own mom.

  • I M Free

    tell that to sandra fluke, et. al who loves abortion. thus, there’s no way they can be a mom. also who’s the mom in a same sex marriage?

  • TocksNedlog

    Give “America’s mom” my email address?

    No thanks. I don’t want to be punished with a mailbox full of Demo-spam.

  • TocksNedlog

    If I had a mom, she would NOT look like Michelle.

  • Voice of reason

    Not the Momma.

  • fireandreamitchell

    Wait a minute. Wasserpoodlehead is a mother? You mean there are more of her? UGH!

  • OwnItObama

    Moochie = Mommie Dearest

  • Dee

    Anyone know how to start one of these card thingies for Sarah Palin? I would do it if I knew how. We need to retaliate and give the left the same gag reflex we just experienced!

  • neoface

    Poor child who has that Wasserman for a mother. I didn’t know aliens can bear children.

  • Junie3

    I don’t know any mothers who raise their children to be Marxists, and it’ll be a cold day in Hades before I wish one a Happy Mothers Day.

  • Taxpayer1234

    FLOTUS is not my mom. She is, however, an insufferably bratty little sister who really needs a smackdown.

  • Garth Haycock

    To hell with wookie and to hell with Mrs. Schultz.

  • Finrod Felagund

    I’m reminded strongly of Mom from Mom’s Friendly Robot Company, in Futurama.

  • gracepmc

    What’s next — Evita?

  • Guest


  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    .@DWStweets Yeah, no thanks. And heaven forbid if you were ever MY mother. I’d have offed myself, for sure.

  • MaryIndiana

    No,thank you. My mother was a lady with impeccable manners. She was also NEVER ashamed of her country.

  • MyrmidoNOT

    DWS: “I have more meaningless things to do…”

  • Marcy Cook

    Hey Debbie Do…if that is your mom…then I guess you are not Jewish anymore and your Jewish constituency can stop voting you back in office?

  • yourmamatoo

    Michelle Obama’s mother raised her children .
    And she still is.
    That’s why she lives in the WH.
    And Wasserman Schultz is so middle school.
    That is why the liberals voted to keep her .
    Well, they are on the same level.

  • Right Wired

    My mom went to pro-life rallies, not pro-death ones.

  • ErShava

    Democrats are insane

  • A_Conservative

    What’s scarier than this never-ending nanny-government crap is that Wasserman Schultz has reproduced.

    • G.

      Soo…who is the deaf, dumb, and blind long-term prison escapee who drunkenly fertilized Americas number one brain-dead female?

      • Secede

        A Turkey Baster….

  • catholic_citizen

    How dystopian can you get? Replace faith with state, replace personal responsibility with federalized serfdom. Now honor the Mother of the State? These people are insane.

  • catholic_citizen

    How dystopian can you get? Replace faith with state, replace personal responsibility with federalized serfdom. Now honor the Mother of the State? These people are insane.

  • Sheldon Cooper

    She’s currently only a taxpayer funded parasite who takes waaaaay too many vacations. Either way, she’s NOT my Mom.

  • Sheldon Cooper

    She’s currently only a taxpayer funded parasite who takes waaaaay too many vacations. Either way, she’s NOT my Mom.

  • Texyank

    Betcha @biebercuntx signed it several times . The lib worship continues.

  • Cruz2016!!!

    Seriously gag worthy

  • Wilkins Micawber

    When one is the offspring of an African witch doctor and a Kansas trollop one can’t really be expected to have much use for a holiday celebrating parenthood.

  • Lady 12

    She should ask Sean Smith’s mother to sign that.

  • Drive2Slow

    Debbie is trying to find a place for herself in Michelle’s administration, just in case Hillary is in prison for treason or malfeasance of office. DWS is just covering all of the bases for 2016.

  • lainer51

    I was having such a nice day; then Poodle girl showed up and I have been hurling across the room for hours.

  • Secede

    Then let’s put “Mom” in a nursing home so she will stop spending our inheritance ( that WE paid for)

  • Secede

    Visual Ipecac

  • Zathras11 @B5

    They demonize our First Ladies, but we are supposed to grovel at the feet of theirs?!

  • JR48

    My mother was a farm girl, at one point a military wife and mother of four. She literally could do anything in my eyes. She played single mother with long deployments, dealt with my impossible father, gave birth at times alone, bought homes, and ran the family with love. She did it all. From making Christmas dresses in the winter, to strawberry jam in the summer. Kid’s friends came to find out what this woman had in her refrigerator and all were welcome. She was the ear to everyone, and gave the best advice that she could. Never forgot any friend’s birthday. I had no idea that we were broke, she never complained and yet we never did without. If a kid needed something, she figured out a way. My brother’s wife once said ‘she could teach a course in economics’. Take that copper penny, pull it into wire and make a macrame swan. She was the epitome of making lemonade from life’s lemons…The words “I don’t know how” or “I can’t” are not in her vocabulary.

    She turns 83 this year and you wouldn’t know it from where you sit. She still does everything for herself and her home, cares for her ailing husband and would give her shirt off of her back for her children, grandchildren and great grandchildren. I was absolutely blessed to have that woman as a mother and she’s all the inspiration that I need for anything in life.

    I have no doubt that Michelle is a good mother and is raising a pair of wonderful kids. But despite her results, like me she’s still a rookie in the game. If you want a life inspiration, you look to someone who has made it to the finish line.

    I already have a star to follow.

  • star1234

    You mean :”the single Mom”? No way!

  • star1234

    Some said hubbie is our Dad–because he glares, oversimplifies, threatens, scolds, and thinks we’re stupid?