‘Jay Carney’s pants?’ West Wing briefly evacuated after reports of smoke

On Saturday morning, reports of smoke prompted a partial White House evacuation. No injuries were reported and people were allowed to return to the West Wing.

Smoke at the White House? What could have caused that?

Jay “Pants on Fire” Carney was last seen getting soaked when the scandal condom burst. Anyone know where he is this morning? 


  • dmbatten

    #ReasonsForWhiteHouseSmoke The IRS orders got too close to the Benghazi talking points

    #ReasonsForWhiteHouseSmoke The dog barbeque got out of hand

    #ReasonsForWhiteHouseSmoke Michelle o was wearing corduroy pants and the thigh friction ignited her bangs

    #ReasonsForWhiteHouseSmoke Satan comes for a visit

    #ReasonsForWhiteHouseSmoke obama is burning evidence

    #ReasonsForWhiteHouseSmoke Hillary spontaneously combusted

    • angeleyez

      Do we need more Woodwards, Bernsteins, and Sharyl Attkissons ?
      ▲ YES
      ▼ NO

      • tops116

        Cue the OFA organizing a “vote down” campaign on angeleyez’s post.

    • YouHateMe

      #4 is incorrect. Satan has been in residence for over four years now.

  • http://apostrophejones.com/ Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    As Obama’s spokesweasel, Carney’s lies are Obama’s lies.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Well, Valarie Jarratt’s lies, but we know what you meant.

      • barney59

        Barry doesn’t go to the bathroom without getting the key from Valarie.

    • Jim Chandler

      Carney is the dummy and Obama is pulling the strings.

    • Jim Chandler

      Carney is the dummy and Obama is pulling the strings.

  • http://www.twitter.com/blisstabitha Tabitha

    LOL that’s the same thing a couple people said back to me when I tweeted the report. Too funny that Carney’s pants is the first thing that comes to everyone’s mind! Perfect! 😉

    • beebop1952

      I was imagining his head exploding and spontaneous fire.

  • bonnieblue2A

    #Benghazi-gate, Where there is smoke there is fire.

    #PresidentChoom hiding in the utility closet again so SS doesn’t see him getting stoned. Not enough weed on the Hill or Doritos in Michelle’s secret stash to make this Benghazi cover-up web of lies go away.

    Luckily, the fire was quickly extinguished by bursting of #scandalcondom.

  • CatHerder

    I love the smell of brimstone in the morning 😉

    • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

      Beat me to it!!!! XD

    • bonnieblue2A

      If only the smoke coming from the WH symbolized change as it does coming out of the Vatican chimney.

  • CatHerder

    “Scotty, I need those shields back on line now or we’re all dead!”

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeBeq0i03bg Booker

    Burning papers perhaps?

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com CO2 Producer

    There goes Barry’s last place to get away for a smoke break.

    • bluewaternavy

      NEVER! The White House Choom Room SHALL BE REBUILT!

  • I M Free

    Even the transformers at the west wing cant stand Jay’s lies.

  • Kaya Hund

    That’s one way to eliminate hard-to-answer questions.

  • YouHateMe

    Just the pit of Hell giving a belch….

  • TocksNedlog

    Well, I see that the new policy of burning emails from “a long time ago” has been implemented. Nothing to see here folks; it’s just the ashes of history. Move along.

  • Jack Deth


    That whatever it was yesterday afternoon, set new standards for truly lame, puerile, unprofessional and pathetic.

    I’m guessing, hoping actually, that Jay is suffering massive butt hurt and burn today.

    He deserves it!

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    nah, someone in the white house has been on youtube and saw a video that offended them.

  • Jeffrey Harbin

    No one mentions the smoke smells of sulphur. Obama is away golfing for the 122nd time since he was elected. Coincidence? I think not.

  • James Neal

    It was from Carney’s sulk room — handy that the mechanical closet is close to the press room where the condom broke — he’s probably been in the closet since yesterday…

  • cscape

    #ReasonsForWhiteHouseSmoke 27 February 1933

  • tops116

    Please tell me they took their time extinguishing Carney.

  • froggy19510

    Choom gang visits White House.

  • BadGirloftheNorth

    Jay-Z and the bo lit of one too many smoke screens…..

  • ObamaFail

    When you have that many liars in one place, it’s only a matter of time before all of the hot air pouring out of them combusts into a fire.

  • unknown

    My guess was somebody was so mad about Benghazi that their face turned red and smoke came out their ears like in the cartoons

  • G.

    I thought this “administration” was nothing but smoke…and mirrors.

  • http://discus.com yourmamatoo

    It was just Obama, sneaking a smoke.

  • Dana Watts

    Once the smoke clears, surely they’ll find the mirrors.

  • http://twitter.com/Stimulus4U Marty Luther

    The smoke was coming from the choom closet.

  • Axelgreaser

    WHEN THE AVERAGE CITIZEN DOES WHAT JAY CARNEY DOES daily from his press pulpit on a witness stand, it is called perjury and is punishable by fine and/or a prison term. Because as was evident in his squirmish with ABC’s Jonathan Karl, he was dancing so fast, his feet were a blur and his nose grew so prominent, it’s amazing he didnt fall flat on his face from the sheer weight of it and his avoidance of offering up the merest sliver of truth. But, how can he? He is Obama’s ‘Firewall #2″ after the equally oily Robert Gibbs. And it is shocking that unlike Bush who Obama and his minions excoriate, he is too cowardly to face the American people except in ‘canned’ fireside chats where Bush was very available. What happens when a governement lies to the people? LOOK–> whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/governmentlies.html?q=governmentlies.html The horrific, epic lying coming out of the Obama White House not only smacks of perjury, it is a breech of trust, heartbreaking and sickening on so many levels. The American people do not deserve what they are receiving from Barack Obama, an apparently unhonorable President who cannot, will not be truthful. Who uses the law not FOR the people, but AGAINST the people. Barack Obama is in the second term as President, who barely enters the realm of everyday citizens to fib and filibuster and then upon ‘winning’ the votes needed, instantly retreats into his ivory tower and his preferred cronies, rappers, Hollywood high rollers and an adoring press who have done the most injury when all is said and done because of all the questions they NEVER asked, their most truant act of poor journalism was, they’ve never gotten past ‘what is your favorite color’ to demand:

    “Who exactly are you?”

  • Zefal

    Spontaneous combustion caused by anti-muhammad video?

  • Right Wired

    I though they used shredders to destroy evidence of criminal activities?

  • Right Wired

    I wonder who it was?