Schadenfreudelicious: Corruptocrat Marion Barry reportedly penning autobiography

That’s right. Former Washington, D.C., mayor and current councilman Marion Barry is reportedly in the process of penning his autobiography. Or so he claims.

Oh dear. We suspect we won’t get a mention: He has no love for Twitchy. Perhaps the corruptocrat will devote a chapter to his foul remarks about Filipino nurses and “dirty” Asian shops.

Immediate reaction? Schadenfreudelicious.

But wait!

Maybe he is still too busy arranging dates with voters on Twitter.


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Marion Barry: Let’s get rid of Filipino nurses along with those ‘dirty’ Asian shops

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Marion Barry doubles down on ‘dirty’ Asian shop comments; update: tripling down?

Marion Barry: we must do something about the ‘dirty’ Asians; update: Barry doubles down

Marion Barry arranges date with voter on Twitter

  • Gordon

    The Audacity of Dope!

  • Johnny_Layabout

    Please, please, please, let it be titled “Bitch Set Me Up”.

  • CatHerder

    Fillet of Soul, or Crack’s Not All It’s Lifed Up to Be

  • CatHerder

    Pipe Dreams From My Father

    • Jeremy

      ha ha

  • mdtljt

    It could ONLY be titled “Bitch Set Me Up: How To Thrive In Politics Being A Lying Crack Ho”

  • Clayton Grant

    A Collection of Marion Barry Quotes:
    “The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against diversity during this long period of increment weather.”
    “I promise you a police car on every sidewalk.”
    “If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate.”
    “First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I’m a night owl.”
    “Bitch set me up.”
    “I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where’s Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less.”
    “The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist.”
    “I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel. As mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?”
    “People have criticized me because my security detail is larger than the president’s. But you must ask yourself: are there more people who want to kill me than who want to kill the president? I can assure you there are.”
    “The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which were black, were the ultimate sacrifice.”
    “I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600’s. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican.”
    “What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?”
    “People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn’t break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then? WOULD IT!?!”
    “I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding Christian man; I am an intelligent man; I am a deeply educated man; I am a humble man.”

    • Squirrel!

      Now that’s funny!!

    • Jerome Goolsby

      He makes Boston Mayor Mumbles Manino sound like Einstein and Shakespeare rolled into one.

  • Jeremy

    Coke floats is a possible title

  • trixiewoobeans

    Cracking Myself Up
    Come Fly With Me
    Don’t Believe the Pype
    The Fried Piper

  • Garth Haycock

    Will the pages be laced with cocaine?