Perfect: Dr. Ruth tweets about penises, Twitter suggests she follow Anthony Weiner

There she was, just minding her own business, tweeting about penises:

When bam!


  • Clayton Grant

    I had no idea she was still among the living.

    • Bemani Dog

      Thank God she is. Her frankness is always good for a laugh.

      • Jeremy

        yeah agreed she cracks me up sometimes.

    • Lotte Lenya

      No kidding – she appeared old to me when I first saw her on television and that was 30 years ago.

    • CatHerder

      Neither did I, she must be at least 110 by now.

  • mickeyco

    I’m older- nowhere near Dr. Ruth’s age- and I simply can’t imagine any circumstance where I’d have to tweet the word penis.

    • arttie

      Yet here you are.LOL

      • mickeyco

        Yeah, thought of that while I was writing it.

  • Cole Slagh

    Godless little prophetess of lust – she should be ashamed of the garbage that she encourages.,

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    My friend Karen (A Liberal from Brooklyn, N.Y.) does a great Dr. Ruth impersonation, but I won’t gloat on that….How about some Viagra Jokes instead?

    AlGore (one word, not two #RushLimbaugh) took a Viagra on advice from his Doctor, and grew three inches taller… #LarryTheCableGuy

    Did you hear? The makers of Viagra (#Pfizer) are in a fight with three other E.D. Medication makers for the rights of one song to become their next Jingle-“You Raise Me Up” by Josh Groban
    XD #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

    • Kenai

      I heard that Pfizer was in a legal struggle with a fertilizer company for the trademark name, ‘Miracle Gro’.

  • Rob Stevely

    Nothing makes a man need Viagra more than Dr Ruth talking about penises. I think she works for them.


    I have no idea who this old hag is.

    As for my sanity, I do not want to know.

    • mickeyco

      You’ll be just as happy going thru life without knowing. Trust me.

  • Cuz Grandma Says

    I flew in 1st class with her once from Cleveland to Las Vegas. She was across the aisle. I’m 5′ 4″ and she is about 4′ 7″ tall. She had to have a suitcase so she could prop her feet up. She was a hoot and the stewardess’s loved her.

  • KansasGirl

    Here’s a clue…if you need viagra, maybe it’s time to cuddle.

  • el_polacko

    i understand that she’s a bit of a character but isn’t it more of her good, common-sense advice to get your blood flowing rather than taking a potentially dangerous (and expensive) drug ? are we so squeamish about sexual topics that all we can do is giggle like blushing schoolgirls and point out that she’s old ?

    • FaithColeridge33

      I’ve been around the block but I still like to giggle.

    • Heather_A

      I don’t think anyone is arguing that, but just… “Dr. Ruth= Funny ish about sex”. It’s like a law of nature. Then you throw in twitter and it’s a danged tsunami of hilarity and win.

      And laughter burns some calories too.

      BTW, Dr. Ruth was once an Israeli sniper…and I think we covered everything.