Media sneer at ‘doughy pant load’ Jonah Goldberg for ‘selling free Gosnell grand jury report’

Hmm. “Doughy pant load?” Doughy pantload is what the Left calls National Review’s Jonah Goldberg. Wow. Way to expose your bias, journos!

This “free” grand jury report for sale? It is listed at and is titled, “Blackout.” It contains the grand jury report that “the media doesn’t want you to read.” As Twitchy has documented, the media blackout happened. Finally, some media were shamed into reporting on the trial of abortionist Kermit Gosnell and his house of horrors, but they had to be dragged kicking and screaming.

Jonah Goldberg replies to the false claim.


Real journalism, people!

Update: Jonah clarifies further for the lapdogs in the media who can’t be bothered, you know, checking things.

  • PegLeg1069

    No point in letting the truth get in the way of a good lie!!

    • Brett McMicken

      should we expect any less from the same people who consider reporting on these crimes to be worse than the crimes themselves?

      talk about orwellian thinking!

  • teamfrazzled

    Court transcripts are technically ‘free’ to the public in that they are not making a profit from them. You only need pay a small fee to cover the printing costs. Say around $3.99 for a full transcript or a small fee per page if you only wish transcripts from specific days. I would expect any member of the MSM to already know that before hurling insults….again.

    • FIRE THEM ALL- 2014

      Don’t want anyone getting the truth out there, you can’t get a copy of anything from a government agency without paying for the costs, which I think ends up in the pocket of the person charging you.

    • anywoman

      It isn’t about getting the truth out. Quite the contrary, as this is an Obama issue – partial birth abortion – it is about muddying the waters and NOT talking about the specifics. Has anyone even ASKED Obama what he thinks/feels about the slices in these babies’ necks? Can’t help wishing abortion was legal in 1961 – we wouldn’t have this monumental failure in the White House.

  • CatHerder

    I have no earthly idea what a ‘doughy pant load’ is. Anybody?

    • Bemani Dog

      They were comparing him to diarrhea. That’s something they’re very familiar with since it regularly spews from their mouths.

    • Rick Canton ®

      I think Al Roker can help you with that definition. ~ RD

      • Turd Burglestein

        More like Michael Moore

        • robcrawford2

          Moore is a “doughy mumu load”.

    • Jd1367

      I envisioned Bill Clinton in his jogging shorts from the early 90s …

      • Brett McMicken

        you’re braver than me

        • Jd1367

          Brave …. Crazy …. it’s a thin line, sometimes

    • Brett McMicken

      think of a certain political candidate who liked to campaign in pantsuits

  • capisce

    No comments on Gosnell’s millions from aborted fetuses, murdered infants , butchered women and prescription drug mill.

    We need a new word – hypocrisy just aint getting the job done.

    • Clayton Grant


    • MJ Pauls

      How about Joe “Gaffe-tastic” Biden’s word – malarky?

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        The classic British phrase BOLLOCKS #VForVendetta #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

    • Brett McMicken


  • lkt

    What “media” person has said this? All you’ve shown here is a tweet from someone who calls herself a2zxyt. Is she a reporter or just some chick who asked him a question on twitter?

    • therantinggeek

      So far, a quick search on Google hasn’t turned anything up on her. I have no idea who she is; but unless she can prove her credibility, as far as I’m concerned she’s just another tool in the toolbox. :)

    • TocksNedlog

      You’re right. @jdmullane should be a little more forthcoming about which “scribes” either said or wrote this about Jonah Goldberg.

    • GreenEyedGal

      If you click on the highlighted text above on “doughy pantload” it takes you to, with six results of Daily Kos calling Jonah Goldberg a “doughy pantload,” Hence the claim the leftist media calls him a “doughy pantload.”

  • grais


  • Gordon

    The losers must be butthurt after having to pay for and reading Tyranny of Cliches. Which is **AVAILABLE IN PAPERBACK AT AMAZON NOW!!** <= seriously.

  • Steve_J

    The liberals are upset about that but not what Gosnell did?

    • © Sponge

      Because Gosnell did what he was SUPPOSED to do. NO ONE should be “punished with a baby.” *

      * – Barack Obama when talking about his daughters and abortion.

  • Jeremy

    I like Jonah Goldberg and the intro is hilarious and true

  • bo1921

    I bet there’s a lot of doughy pant loads in the “media.”

  • MurphTacular

    “real journalism”???? Since when do grand jury reports merit introductions? Good. Grief. When this trial ends, and Gosnell goes to prison, what are you guys going to obsess about then? Oh yeah, Benghazi seems to be on a perma-track … Thank heavens! Pfft …

    • maplebob23

      0bama golfed, people died, 0bama lied and the MSM carried his buckets of water.

    • Mark81150

      It must suck for you when reality intrudes on yer Obama mania buzz..

      the entire MSM actively coludes with the democrat party to squelch an investigation of a scandal/s far worse than Watergate..

      and Good Germans like you snuggle up with your party dogma and deny reality with the zeal of a heroin addict.

      and skippy.. it’s real Journalism, when your party press organs actively bury it..

      How do you petty little one party state hacks sleep at night?.. People DIED you fanatic.. but it’s all ok, because the incompetents who allowed it to happen, say so? If we made such a claim, you’d glow from the outrage..

      go back to sleep.. they’ll tell you what to think in the morning..

  • stillinthe60s

    ‘doughy pant load’…Why did I envision Tony Wiener asking Algore at what temp does dough rise when reading that phrase?

  • BigRed

    So basically the media is calling him a poopy-pants. It’s like one of those Twilight Zone episodes where everything gets turned upside down. For your consideration…America 2013.

  • ReeFungorio

    Isn’t it weird that libs say that Fox et al rush to judgment before the facts come out? All I’ve seen since they pointed it out is that lib pols and their counterparts in the media seem to be the ones eschewing facts the most. Reporters today should be more appropriately called teachers since they do more to instruct people in their behavior than the ones in school.

  • Mark81150

    The special needs media has only one mode of operation,.. the left; “good good good”… the right?.. “&*$%#)&%^*&%^&#$#$%^%&^.. an yer momma!”

    Dissent the glory of glories when they do it, is a vile and evil racist sedition when anyone else does.. If democracy falls in America, it will not be an armed rebellion, but stolen in the night as the lunatic fringe left finishes indoctrinating just enough people to ban free speech..

    Check any random twitter feed by some moron like Sirota, and you’ll see “diversity” of thought is the most egregious of sins with them, all creeds colors and origins.. as long as you shut up and toe the statist line.. everyone else, Chavez had the right idea with political prisons.. They openly want us dead, exiled, imprisoned, yet call us the Nazi’s..

    Cognitive dissonance as a party platform.